Video Games in the 90s: Run! Jump! Grab the coins! Stomp on the bad guys!
Video Games Now: You are a broken man haunted by the choices you've made. You welcome the sweet embrace of death but you still have unfinished business.
Until 2018, a Super Smash Bros fanfiction titled “The Subspace Emissary's Worlds Conquest” was the longest piece of fiction ever written in the English language.
It is over 4,100,000 words long.
You said we wouldn't put this on a billboard.
Now we're not telling you where it is.
The first person to find it, take a selfie with it, and tag us will win $500 and (3) free Metafy sessions. Happy hunting 🧐
The first episode of The Last of Us was really great but could’ve used a scene where Joel wanders around a room for 7 minutes before googling what he’s supposed to do to keep going
After 50 days of eliminations, you have all decided Smash Ultimate's new starting 8:
• Donkey Kong
• Link
• Captain Falcon
• Sheik
• Ganondorf
• Mewtwo
• Wolf
• Greninja
Pwease
@smashgg
🥺 Let our coaches link to their Metafy profile so they can enjoy a succulent goose this holiday season 👉👈 We've provided this helpful mock-up below (graphic design is our passion)
At Genesis 7,
@Marss_NE
and
@Mkleosb
faced off in Grand Finals for a set that would become one of the most legendary in Smash Ultimate history. We sat down with both of them to hear their side of the story.
Full Episode available below! (for free)
“I just remember this short, Italian plumber and I looked up and I was like, “You smell like mushrooms.” He looked down at me and he was like, “I am mushrooms.” Then, I swear to God, he got a running start and flew off in his Tanooki suit”
“You’re too drunk, I’m cutting you off”
- Lame
- Boring
- You sound like a dork
“My potions are too strong for you, traveler”
- Awesome
- Conveys the stakes of the situation
- You probably have a sword or maybe a wizard staff
- You gotta leave tho you puked in the tip jar
Think you have the luck o' the Irish? Enter to win a lesson with your coach of choice AND get a bonus lesson to gift to a friend.
There will be 30 winners so that's 60 free lessons! Talk about a pot of gold.
How to enter:
✅Follow Us
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✅Tag 2 Friends
(48 Hrs)
BREAKING: MGM Studios has announced the next version of James Bond will be played by professional Smash player, Dabuz.
“Though controversial, the decision was made on pure sex appeal. We have our man.” said producer Barbara Broccoli.
No 12-day event this month, just an old fashioned giveaway
We're giving away 30 Metafy sessions with coaches of your choice. Get out of the cold and let the warmth of your gaming systems comfort you
How to enter:
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✅Tag 2 Friends
Ends in 48 Hours
It's so hot. What are we talking about again? Oh right, giveaways. If you win you can stay inside and get better at video games. Hopefully you have A/C
We're giving away 40 free lessons with an expert of your choice!
To Enter:
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48 Hours
Metafy Memberships are officially live!
An all-access pass to exclusive video content and discounts, like us covering 8% of the cost for coaching.
(Link👇)
We're celebrating by giving away:
15 ANNUAL MEMBERSHIPS &
15 Coaching Sessions
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The heat is on. Somebody turned on the sun and we don't know how to turn it off
So Metafy is giving away 30 free lessons with an Expert of your choice! AND if you win, you can choose a friend who also wins
To Enter:
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Ends in 48 hours!
Spring > sprung. Flowers assault our allergies.
Eggs are just Eggs again.
And Metafy is giving away 30 free Metafy lessons with an Expert of your choice! AND if you win, you can choose a friend who also wins
To Enter:
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✅ Tag 2 Friends
Ends in 48 hours!
Family. Friends. Togetherness. All super lame things to be thankful for.
Something worth being thankful for is that we're giving away 30 Metafy sessions with coaches of your choice
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GIVEAWAY TIME!
We’re giving away 30 Metafy sessions with coaches of your choice!
Playing Outside:
- Mosquitos
- Poison ivy
- Pollen
Playing Inside:
- Video games
- Snacks
- Different video games
How to enter:
✅ Follow
✅ Retweet The Giveaway
✅ Tag 2 Friends
Ends in 48 hours
Summer weather is fading. Last chance to get outside and enjoy the sun...
JK STAY INSIDE & PLAY VIDEO GAMES
We're giving away 50 Metafy sessions with coaches of your choice
How to enter:
✅ Follow Us
✅ Retweet The Giveaway
✅ Tag 2 Friends
Ends in 48 hrs. Must redeem by 9/30
Ah summertime. Yesterday a bee flew into my mouth. I'm going back inside and so should you
Metafy's giving away 30 free lessons with an Expert of your choice! AND if you win, you can choose a friend who also wins
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48 hours
being coworkers is such an intimate bond lowkey like we both have to deal with these man-made horrors beyond comprehension on a daily basis we kinda locked tf in
Temperatures are dropping. The days are getting shorter. That means the world is ending. Or summer's almost over. Either way, celebrate with METAFY.
We're giving away 40 free lessons with an expert of your choice!
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48 Hours
@BubbyNE
Yeah this is extremely not ok. Thank you for bringing this to us. It's been dealt with as of right now.
This can't represent who we are as a company. Just be cool to people. This isn't being cool to people.
Well, you did it. 10K Followers is a big deal. Especially when they look as good as you. And you. And y-
To celebrate, we cornered our CEO and convinced him to give away 10,000 of something!
Who knows what it could be? WHO KNOWS?!
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You call a plumber. He shows up late cuz he drove to your house in a go-cart. While working on your sink he stubs his toe and shrinks to 40% of his original size. On his way out he notices your pet turtle and stomps on it til it dies. He asks if you’ll give him a good Yelp review
It's getting spooky outside. I mean imagine someone inviting you to go apple picking! Horrifying
We're giving away 20 Crisp Metafy sessions with Experts of your choice so you can play inside where it's safe!
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✅ Be Cool
48 Hours
Being in the Olympics sounds really hard.
Maybe you should just focus on getting better at video games?
With that in mind we’re giving away 30 Metafy sessions with coaches of your choice!
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Ends in 48 hours
This has never been done before.
㊗️ Full Japanese to English Translation
⏱️ Over 3 hours of guides
👦🏻 The
#1
Ness player in the world
Ness Deconstructed by Gackt
@Gackt_N
7.31.23
It’s time! Judgment Da- I mean Giveaway Time!
The world probably isn’t ending at midnight no matter what the prophecy says!
So we’re giving away 30 Metafy sessions with coaches of your choice!
How to enter:
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✅ Tag 2 Friends
Ends in 48 hours
It's getting spooky, but not because of Halloween. It's because of how bad you are at video games
So we're giving away 30 Metafy sessions with coaches of your choice
How to enter:
✅Follow Us
✅Retweet The Giveaway
✅Tag 2 Friends
Ends in 48 hrs. Must book by 10/31