Apples have become a symbol of far-right hate, white supremacy, and climate change.
That's why my Government is using Bill C-1984 to act.
Effective immediately we're banning all Apple iPhones and iPads in Canada, and anyone who uses them will be declared "literally Hitler".
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@Trudeaus_Ego
Are you going to ban selling and eating apples? Asking for a friend. Lol!
#cdnpoli
#trudeaumustresign
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@Trudeaus_Ego
i saw a apple orchard yesterday. never have i ever been so offended in my life. also i called isreal real quick to "remind them of the rules of law" before going to go see barbie again.
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@Trudeaus_Ego
We know you like bananas and banana Republics.
Will you make it mandatory to treat bananas with respect and uncover or eat them slowly with utmost respect unlike the apple and how roughly it allowed itself to be eaten?
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@Trudeaus_Ego
Thankyou for not banning apples 🍎🍏
Not only are they healthy to eat,
they make a great sound on impact
when thrown at a politician.
#CanPoli
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@Trudeaus_Ego
Apples create deadly CO2 via human flatulence, I like to smell my own brand and my liberal friends farts but this is a luxury we need to give up now if we want to avoid 2degrees warming by 2031.
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@Trudeaus_Ego
My three kids and I were deeply traumatized and outraged to see this in our Grocery Store. We need to freeze the bank accounts of all Atlantic Superstores and threaten to bring in Stompy. This is the most Transphobic thing I've ever seen.
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