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@TrashTweetsOnIy

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Chris
4 months
They finished with 99 points 😭😭😭
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4 months
🚨😳 Fenerbahçe fans are not happy after they didn't win the league... they are ripping up posters of their president Ali Koç!
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They got mark Andrews playing LT my fantasy season is over
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4 months
Visit Detroit as a sponsor is somehow worse than visit Rwanda
@OfficialVizeh
𝙇𝙞𝙖𝙢
4 months
Football pics that go soft
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5 years
LMAOOOOO IM CRYING
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5 years
Eden Hazard distracting the Iranian army
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4 years
Churchill supporters celebrating that he wasn’t as racist as Hitler
@TonyParsonsUK
Tony Parsons
4 years
Wow, if you think Churchill was a racist, wait until you hear about the guy on the other side.
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2 years
5 penalties in 7 games and they’ve all been when it’s 0-0. Most clear rig job in sporting history
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Bro got loaned out and bet on their downfall that’s so real
@centregoals
CentreGoals.
1 year
🚨🚨 | Ivan Toney bet on his own team, Newcastle, to lose 13 times out of his 29 bets between August 2017 - March 2018. [ @SkyNews ]
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2 years
Weghorst vs Argentina
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4 years
I’m crying
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4 months
@Fauxmino Only losing once and not winning the league is insanity
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2 years
What a lovely statement from a classy organization. Surely they have no controversies regarding any of their own players
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2 years
Keep on dancing. #BailaViniJR ❤️
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4 years
Them replacing Mahrez and Kante by signing two dudes who look exactly like them and praying they work was too funny
@WidePlaymakerV3
Last season with the worst SDs in Europe 🙏🏽🙏🏽
4 years
Every time I watch Mendy for Leicester I see the subtle racism that made Leicester sign him to replace Kante
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3 years
Notoriously trophyless club Real Madrid
@Livehpool
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3 years
We kiss Trophies, They kiss Shirts! #April14
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3 months
Every Zverev match
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@BehanCFC
Ollie
3 months
It is so so good being a Zverev hater. This dickhead delivers for you in every big moment without fail
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5 years
He’s just Marcos Alonso without a murder charge
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4 years
Paulo I don’t think you wanna be involved with the crimes he’s committed
@PauDybala_JR
Paulo Dybala
4 years
Partners in crime 🔥 @Cristiano ⚪️⚫️ #FinoAllaFine #juventus #serieA
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2 years
Welsh is such a weird language
@jdfvtback
J*r*d
2 years
OHENDOBWOWWBSHDNRV EH EUAHQVAVQ BAAALRLFEIDIWUE
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4 years
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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3 years
Dude has a whole ass dessert platter in front of him for doing analysis 😭😭😭
@TheEuropeanLad
𝐀𝐅𝐂 𝐀𝐉𝐀𝐗 💎
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Sneijder: “Georginio Wijnaldum. I haven’t seen him today, not once. This is our captain. And that substitution… I would have NEVER taken off Donyell Malen."
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4 years
The kicker getting hyped as fuck and the bills players politely clapping on the sideline LMAOOOOOOO
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4 years
The old lady in a wheelchair getting sprayed by a fire extinguisher while stabbing people looting a target is genuinely one of the funniest things that’s ever happened
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5 years
Me on the frontline when I hear Harden scored 40 points
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2 years
Salah celebrated Christmas then bottled AFCON, World Cup, and the League LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO CL NEXT
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4 years
Gasperini is summoning a new player to take over for Ilicic
@RorySmith
Rory Smith
4 years
There is weather happening in Bergamo
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5 years
Hold up a second...
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@Aneerinyourear
We back
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They calling Myles Garrett Jussie smfh
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2 years
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11 months
This Jackson hat trick
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4 years
The final game of Brees’s career is gonna be on Nickelodeon 😭😭😭😭
@TheEliteMedia_
Elite Media Group
4 years
NFL has released the super wild card schedule (via @NFLfootballinfo )
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@barcacentre
barcacentre
5 years
Valverde: "My job is to find the reasons why we lost."
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2 years
Penaldo watching Bruno take the pen
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3 years
England lost a penalty shootout to someone who doesn’t even understand how they work dkmmm
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5 years
You can’t make a video titled “best LB of this decade” and not include a single defensive play lmaooooo
@GloTovenKA
Nine Up
5 years
Best LB of this decade. Marcelo Vieira da Silva Júnior.
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3 years
This is killing me
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11 months
@Bd_irB_ll Someone said he’s spreading Islam 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣
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5 years
“My friend over there thinks you’re cute”
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5 years
College athletes when they get the call that they’ve been drafted but it’s for the army not the NBA
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2 years
That’s four that are EXTREMELY dubious as well
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2 months
He’s basque he’s just doing this for the workout
@1899INE
not a wartime consigliere
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Oyazarbal didn’t even really look arsed that he’d scored
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5 months
@v3leedsinfidel The white guys with 5 years of professional experience are improving and causing chaos and the African in his second pro season is apparently the worst striker itl…
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5 years
YOU FIRED A GUN AT YOUR GIRLFRIEND
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Aroldis Chapman
5 years
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3 years
They signed this guy
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@ShamsCharania
Shams Charania
3 years
The Atlanta Hawks are planning to sign guard Cat Barber on a 10-day hardship deal out of their G League affiliate College Park, sources tell @TheAthletic @Stadium . The former McDonald’s All-American and NC State star gets NBA call after being undrafted in 2016.
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4 months
For all the Rwandans upset at this I’d definitely rather visit Rwanda than Detroit 👌
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4 years
Me after drinking my nightly tea
@tittyopian
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If i see a nigga drink tea imma assume he a homosexual
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2 years
Liverpool’s wins this season
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3 years
Dude just flexed on his dead mom
@stevenromo
Steven Romo
3 years
In the past few months: First trip to NYC ✅ First trip to Dubai ✅ My mom died at 43 and never even got to leave the Central time zone. Life’s wild.
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4 years
@RaulOnDaRun The case in question
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2 years
Mary Magdalene seeing the rock in front of his tomb moved three days after he was buried
@BeardedGenius
Nooruddean
2 years
Jesus is surprisingly strong for his size
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21 days
I got Dalton Schultz on my bench tho
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2 years
I’m seeing a lot of copium about Felix from fans of clubs who will be starting Weghorst and Nketiah up front for the next few months
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2 years
This was Tory Lanez lawyer
@RaulOnDaRun
raul
4 years
First case as a Lawyer today, wish me and my Client luck ✨🙏🏽 #FormalFriday #MexicanExcellence 🇲🇽
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2 years
Did we just forget City dropped a 100 point season when he was injured
@disgame23
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2 years
I’ve literally seen kdb drag them to win the league stop bringing Gerrard to the tl for no reason
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He’s got that elite hater mentality
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4 years
I don’t ever wanna see a “my individual vote doesn’t matter” ever again
@JohnKingCNN
John King
4 years
Oh my ........
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4 years
You aren’t really a true fan of your team unless you hate them tbh
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Lucy Bronze vs Spain
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@JanktoBarak Giroud won with Montpellier?
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4 years
Obama gonna come in a drone strike the city
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2 years
I can’t believe y’all don’t believe FIFA, which gave the World Cup to Qatar in the biggest soccer corruption case of the century, and let Russia participate with PEDs wouldn’t rig this for the best soccer player ever
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4 years
My plans 2020
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7 months
Lukaku
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@IZCheek
IZHeir
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I’ve never seen someone reward their haters like lukaku has
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@indykaila
indykaila News
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Manchester City fans outside Etihad Stadium. It’s going crazy
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4 years
Wilfred Ndidi highlights vs Spurs | Better than Kante? |
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9 months
Ngl spending your Saturday evening watching Chelsea vs Preston when you aren’t a Chelsea fan is crazy
@mahfxz_
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No wonder chelsea fans just run tl debates, who tf would wanna talk about this team 😭😭😭
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Actually Man United were down 3 points
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@YordanForHOF44
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1 month
Not even trying to dogpile but man Chelsea is absolutely the definition of jokes right now Their strongest haters are up by 1000 points
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4 years
Kane would sacrifice his family for Mario Gomez’s legacy lmao
@SeanDOlfc
Sean
4 years
MARIO GOMEZ hit 41 in all comps for Bayern after hitting 39 the season before and people think kane doesnt make lewandowski look like Charlie Austin if he took his place. Kane outscored messi in 2017 playing for SPURS
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What even is this guy
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@thewokeh2ve @leedsinfidel Mason has a 100% win rate 👍
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Lampard tactical highlights vs Liverpool (H) 2020 | Best English manager of all time? |
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@FaIseCF_ Yeah you’ve never heard a Canadian speak in your whole life
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2 years
Not gonna say names but a lot of people on here have problems with Casillas being gay but no problem with Benzema and Ronaldo being rapists
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4 years
Wallah this is the worst tweet I’ve ever seen
@jimjlogan1
Jim
4 years
“Having sex with a trans woman is gay coz she used to be a man” okay then well your girlfriend used to be an 11 year old you raging nonce
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4 years
Who wants to be like this?
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3 years
US has won more international trophies in the last 40 days than England has won in their entire history 😭😭😭😭😭
@29_CMBJ
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3 years
Gold Cup is third world countries then USA what on earth is that competition
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4 years
How ass does it have to be for magic to make a negative tweet 😭😭😭
@MagicJohnson
Earvin Magic Johnson
4 years
TBH this wasn’t the most exciting Slam Dunk competition I’ve ever seen. 🤷🏾‍♂️
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Watford should be terrified of 4th of July Pulisic
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@sthsthburner Been doing it for thousands of years
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Thiago Silva is like 45 and just made Harry Kane invisible during the biggest purple patch of his career
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@RentfreeDaily It’s so joever
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4 years
Harden’s superteam blowing out poor helpless Steph Curry... I used to pray for times like this
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This was the doctor who operated on Kim Jung Un
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I’m gonna triple captain TAA in FPL next week
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4 years
How you a Greek Freak with no b*tches? You needa Attemptopullhoes 🤣
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Dudes will be playing Among Us yet are AMONG the US unemployed population
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3 years
German High Command on 7 September 1940
@CallumCFC_
Callum
3 years
JETS IN LONDON LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOO
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@2CanPlay_
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4 years
Insane this is probably the last game we ever see of ben's career
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SofaScore is riding Messi’s dick
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4 years
I can speak 5 languages but all I want is to speak with her
@partenopeppe
IL NERESIANO
4 years
I can speak 2 languages, how many can you speak?
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4 years
AD wishes he was 6’5 so badly 😭😭😭😭😭😭
@JoshJHoops
Josh
4 years
WHAT
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VVD’s legacy is in the gutter now that some midfielder from Sunderland and a bald Brazilian came in and played CB at the same level as him
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The spine
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@ysastasia I understand their fans heads being gone but at the same time what can you even do if you lose once and don’t win the league 😭😭
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4 years
This basically sums up their careers. Kelce statpadding targets like Michael Thomas and Gronk making big plays when it counts
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4 years
Stevie G’s big collapse has started
@RangersFC
Rangers Football Club
4 years
6' GOAL: Callum Lang with the opening goal for the visitors | 0-1
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Ravens defense when they aren’t going against Mason Rudolph and Jake Browning
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2 years
The fact that Partey is currently under investigation for two cases of rape and Arteta not only starts him every week but publicly supports him is just so crazy
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