Which completely unrelated this proves that you shouldn't allow children to meet elves it'll fuck them up don't let them meet elves until their brain is fully developed and puberty is over
I'm thinking about this for real now and I'm imagining being like a 10 year old boy and meeting this physically intimate funny older lady (20) and she keeps appearing in my life and disappearing for the next 30~ years and she never ages
Absolutely would fuck me so bad
in this essay, I will argue that Fern is a lost cause. She is completely fucked in the head. Her kinks are completely insane. Every partner she will have in her life will either be terrible for her or she will be terrible for them.