@zetsubouzhainu
your rival who is literally 12: "um, I like breeding pokemon as much the next person, but don't you think it's kind of wrong that you have a hundred eevees in your box? Why did you breed so many?"
you: "Let me tell you about individual values"
playing pokemon as an adult is one of those isekai reincarnation stories where you're reborn as a baby in another world and you use the full weight of your publicly educated, adult mind to cheat and dominate this world at the age of 12
@ToastCrust
@zetsubouzhainu
Someone while pointing to a shiny: "What's that? Its colour is a little off."
Me: "A defect (with only 4 perfect IVs and its ability sucks)"
@ToastCrust
@zetsubouzhainu
See you only need to do that to conquer OTHER pokemon world isekai kids
I've clowned on every champion without giving one shit about natures or evs/ivs