Eli Jordan @TheEliJordan Twitter profile

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Eli Jordan

@TheEliJordan

5 years

To the gentleman in the Romo jersey and shorts sucking down a Michelob Ultra at 8:45 in the morning when it’s 45 degrees, I salute you.

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Eli Jordan

@TheEliJordan

1 year

Don’t worry everyone, the Cowboys are just preparing everyone for next week’s inevitable bag of disappointment.

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Eli Jordan

@TheEliJordan

3 years

Well… let the good times roll!

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Eli Jordan

@TheEliJordan

1 year

Jerry outright refusing to address the sun issue at AT&T Stadium will forever be the most perplexing thing in sports.

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Eli Jordan

@TheEliJordan

2 years

Still waiting on the shredded cheese for their fajitas.

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Eli Jordan

@TheEliJordan

2 years

I met several P1’s today at the Nelson. It’s simply amazing the amount of guys that religiously listen. I’m a complete spare, but I had a half dozen guys recognize me by voice today. It means the world to us that you listen. Thank you’s aren’t sufficient. We’re so blessed.

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Eli Jordan

@TheEliJordan

2 years

With all due respect to Roger, Troy, Emmitt, Mike, Pudge and Nolan…. Is Dirk the most liked athlete in DFW sports history? He’s absolutely on the Mount Rushmore, but is he the most beloved? I say yes. There’s never been anyone like him. And there will never be another.

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Eli Jordan

@TheEliJordan

5 years

The fact that OU could be penalized for the horns down tomorrow is yet another example of why we as a society have vacuum sucked the fun and joy out of damn near everything.

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Eli Jordan

@TheEliJordan

2 years

ICYMI. Thanks for all the support from the P1’s!

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Eli Jordan

@TheEliJordan

4 years

Tonight’s tri-tip was magical.

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Eli Jordan

@TheEliJordan

2 years

6 years ago today I rejoined the @dfwticket team on the programming side. Overall I’ve spent almost 12 years with the station either in promotions or programming. It has been nothing short of a dream. If you have ever taken the time to listen, I extend my sincere gratitude.

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Eli Jordan

@TheEliJordan

3 years

Hell while they’re at it, might as well bring on Brian Cardinal to be an actual custodian. #MFFL

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Eli Jordan

@TheEliJordan

4 years

My dad came out of retirement to play golf with me today. He hasn’t played in six years. Couldn’t be more proud of the way he hit it. He’s my best friend and my biggest fan. Love him more than anything.

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Eli Jordan

@TheEliJordan

2 years

Fiancée just asked if I wanted a Cowboys themed groom’s cake. Told her I’d prefer not to choke on our wedding day.

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Eli Jordan

@TheEliJordan

4 years

Garrett? Is that you?

NBC DFW

@NBCDFW

4 years

Driver has taunted police throughout this ongoing chase. Here he is seen clapping. Watch Live ➡️ #Policechase

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Eli Jordan

@TheEliJordan

2 years

I am 41-years-old. I am getting married for the first time in a little over two weeks. I want children, I know my soon to be wife wants children... but I'm not sure I can bring myself to bring a child into a world teeming with so much pure evil.

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Eli Jordan

@TheEliJordan

5 years

Cry me a river. Know what's also disrespectful? Not honoring a contract, shoving security guards in Vegas, pulling up a woman's top at a St. Patty's Day Parade and sending a guy to the hospital in a bar brawl. All that is okay, but cracking a joke at your expense = triggered.

Adam Schefter

@AdamSchefter

5 years

Ezekiel Elliott was not amused by Saturday's "Zeke who?" quip from Jerry Jones and thought it was "disrespectful," according to Elliott's agent. “I didn't think it was funny and neither did Zeke - we actually thought it was disrespectful," Rocky Arcineaux told @mortreport .

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Eli Jordan

@TheEliJordan

2 years

This team has had so little success over the last decade, we are still celebrating a punch distributed by one of their biggest failures six years later. My god, let it go.

Texas Rangers

@Rangers

2 years

Six years ago today...

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Eli Jordan

@TheEliJordan

1 year

It’s a beautiful day for pork shoulders and Eagles losses.

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Eli Jordan

@TheEliJordan

2 years

When I think about the number of cool, talented cats that have rolled through @dfwticket , @badkaratemovie ranks right up there. I truly wish you nothing but success and happiness moving forward. You’ve been a bigger part of the Ticket machine than you know.

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Eli Jordan

@TheEliJordan

4 years

This is so bizarre.

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Eli Jordan

@TheEliJordan

2 years

Another summer dry dock run in the books. Thanks to the P1's that tuned in or offered feedback, and to @SeanCBass and @tedemrich for some great fun. Sometimes I have to pinch myself to make sure it's real. Getting to broadcast on America's best radio station never gets old.

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Eli Jordan

@TheEliJordan

4 years

Mavs need to get him in a jersey and the layup line like Romo.

SportsDayDFW

@SportsDayDFW

4 years

The Mavs gave a special shoutout to @theoldgreywolf at tonight’s game! #MFFL @dfwticket

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Eli Jordan

@TheEliJordan

4 years

31 years ago we lost two great ambassadors for the Nakatomi Corporation. Gone but never forgotten.

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Eli Jordan

@TheEliJordan

3 years

At least Gallo gets to saddle up for a team that spends money and goes for it every year instead of this bowl of cat piss that milks new stadiums off its fans and then produces jack squat.

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Eli Jordan

@TheEliJordan

2 years

Honest question. How in the world do people afford Cowboys tickets? These are marginal seats and they’re $624 a pop. That’s almost $1,300 for two seats and you haven’t bought a beer yet. What a joke.

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Eli Jordan

@TheEliJordan

1 year

Congrats to Yellowstone on becoming the first television series in history to air eight straight episodes where nothing happens!

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Eli Jordan

@TheEliJordan

2 years

Her first ever playoff hockey game was a huge success. I tried to tell her how great it would be, but I don’t think she quite understood. Now she does. Thanks @DallasStars for the goosebumps and the memory. #TexasHockey

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Eli Jordan

@TheEliJordan

3 years

The Texas Rangers would win a title before I’m dead.

Kyle Bailey

@KyleBaileyClub

3 years

What’s your worst sports take of all time? Like the dumbest thing you’ve ever said or predicted.

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Eli Jordan

@TheEliJordan

3 years

Bought a new golf shirt today... and it has little Jimi Hendrixes on it. Must say it’s the most excited I’ve been about a golf shirt in a great while.

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Eli Jordan

@TheEliJordan

3 years

Serious question here. If Mark Cuban is requiring masks at Mavs games, why can he go on national television sitting two feet from an 86 year old Lee Corso not wearing one? Doesn’t seem like he’s setting a great example.

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Eli Jordan

@TheEliJordan

3 years

My lunch will beat the piss out of your lunch. @HurtadoBBQ

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Eli Jordan

@TheEliJordan

2 years

Bengals. The Bengals are in the Super Bowl. Let it wash over you, Jerry. Keep trying to build that winner on your own.

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Eli Jordan

@TheEliJordan

4 years

Today is the four-year anniversary of when I joined the @dfwticket team. It has been nothing short of amazing the whole time. I couldn't possibly be more grateful for the opportunity or the relationships I have forged in my time there.

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Eli Jordan

@TheEliJordan

5 years

Dude in the Jack Daniels Club took his inaugural season jersey, autographed by the whole team out from under glass and wore it tonight for good luck. That, my friends, is commitment. #GoStars

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Eli Jordan

@TheEliJordan

2 years

Almost at the finish line.

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Eli Jordan

@TheEliJordan

2 years

Me headed to my couch for 24 beers and 15 straight hours of NFL coverage.

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Eli Jordan

@TheEliJordan

2 years

Awfully pricy running back to be rolling out Cooper Rush and throwing on 4th and a foot.

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Eli Jordan

@TheEliJordan

4 years

Done did me a tri-tip as well. Some of my finest work to date.

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Eli Jordan

@TheEliJordan

2 years

Backups or no backups, dropping a fifty burger on the Eagles in their building is always lovely to see.

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Eli Jordan

@TheEliJordan

3 years

I really hope golf, and sports fans in general appreciate how damn fortunate we were to see Tiger and Phil in our lifetimes. Two infinitely talented and charismatic athletes that have given us some of the best moments in the history of sports.

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Eli Jordan

@TheEliJordan

3 years

Merry Christmas from our home to yours. May you all be as blessed as we are this holiday season! I may not know most of you personally, but thanks for your support!

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Eli Jordan

@TheEliJordan

1 year

“Awwww. You got me a puppy for Christmas? Cool. Here’s a $90,000 GMC pickup I bought without telling you.”

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Eli Jordan

@TheEliJordan

5 years

Gotta love the P1’s.

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Eli Jordan

@TheEliJordan

4 years

That isn’t nearly as easy as it was at 20 years old. I’m bloated.

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Eli Jordan

@TheEliJordan

4 years

Me and Alexi of infamous Ticket ticker fame. Good dude, and a damn good golfer.

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Eli Jordan

@TheEliJordan

3 years

Tonight I did a homemade chicken pot pie with cheddar bay drop biscuits on top. Does this guy know how to party or what?

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Eli Jordan

@TheEliJordan

1 year

If there were a league for getting salsa on shirts while eating Mexican food, I’d be a first ballot hall of famer.

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Eli Jordan

@TheEliJordan

4 years

Want to know the kind of impact @theoldgreywolf has had on my career? Several years ago, I walked into the ticker booth to grab some audio equipment to cover a Mavericks game.

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Eli Jordan

@TheEliJordan

2 years

What a champion. CC: @junior_miller

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Eli Jordan

@TheEliJordan

2 years

So the Cowboys draw the Niners. I’d much rather see highlights off Emmitt, Troy, Young and Rice all week than constantly be reminded that Kyler Murray has never lost at AT&T Stadium.

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Eli Jordan

@TheEliJordan

2 years

Dub. Congrats @TyWalker716 . Execution of the game plan was flawless.

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Eli Jordan

@TheEliJordan

1 year

Happy 29th to the greatest radio station ever created! @dfwticket has meant so much to me over the years, from a listener to an employee it’s been a huge part of my life. I’ve built so many great relationships and been given so many opportunities because of the little Ticket.

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Eli Jordan

@TheEliJordan

2 years

Hey, has Kyler Murray ever lost in AT&T Stadium? Having a hard time digging up any information on it.

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Eli Jordan

@TheEliJordan

2 years

I finally cooked a brisket that turned out fantastic. This Wagyu full packer came from Hamm’s Meat Market in McKinney. Happy Thanksgiving.

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Eli Jordan

@TheEliJordan

4 years

Two Words: David. Freese.

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Eli Jordan

@TheEliJordan

2 years

Thanks to the P1's that stayed by the channel the last couple days as @SeanCBass , @DJR1310 and I filled in for The Musers. We appreciate each and every one of you. And to @poponjer , what an honor to get to share the airwaves with you on your final week on-air. What a career!

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Eli Jordan

@TheEliJordan

4 years

My new friend. @TraegerGrills

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Eli Jordan

@TheEliJordan

2 years

Still photo of this glorious moment captured by @AVIDGOLFERDFW photog Jason Wesch. @corbydavidson @MrBermingham

96.7 The Ticket

@dfwticket

2 years

One of the highlights from the April Fools Open yesterday at Prairie Lakes Golf Course. @MrBermingham ’s final drive went toward to the wrong hole, right in front of the broadcast. Here is what happened next:

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Eli Jordan

@TheEliJordan

4 years

Traeger jerky is better than anything you’ll buy at the convenience store. I marinate with Big Red, Sriracha, red pepper flake and honey.

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Eli Jordan

@TheEliJordan

2 years

Let’s be honest. It makes no difference who is coaching the Cowboys. If they could exhume Vince Lombardi and reanimate him, he would lose in the first round. Nothing is going to change while Jerry is here.

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Eli Jordan

@TheEliJordan

2 years

My goodness. Playoff hockey simply can’t be beat. That barn was rockin’ tonight. Well done, @DallasStars fans. Well done.

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Eli Jordan

@TheEliJordan

1 year

The TeeBox on the scene for the @NTXPGA awards ceremony tonight. Thanks to everyone at the NTPGA for a great night and for presenting me the 2022 Bob Galt Award. @ArnettRick @Avidgolfer98

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Eli Jordan

@TheEliJordan

1 year

“When the season is on the line, you need some people to do stuff.” - Tony Romo

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Eli Jordan

@TheEliJordan

3 years

Get a load of this glorious bastard.

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Eli Jordan

@TheEliJordan

2 years

Well. We officially have a wedding date and a venue. June 11, 2022. Looks like this thing may actually happen.

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Eli Jordan

@TheEliJordan

4 years

Wandering Costco and OOOH SHIT it’s testing every fiber of my being not to spend $400 on this sweet bastard.

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Eli Jordan

@TheEliJordan

2 years

When you’re stuck at the house… might as well smoke some pork butt.

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Eli Jordan

@TheEliJordan

2 years

Would it kill Cuban to not dress like a 14 year old for once?

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Eli Jordan

@TheEliJordan

4 years

It’s a damn chicken sandwich, you rubes.

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Eli Jordan

@TheEliJordan

29 days

Besides the regular old hot dog, what is your go-to ballpark food? Mine is the generic fake cheese nachos with lots of extra jalapeños.

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Eli Jordan

@TheEliJordan

2 years

Awesome job today, @SamGannon87 ! Your first hosting gig on KTCK was a great success! You’re a natural. We’re so lucky to have you in DFW.

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Eli Jordan

@TheEliJordan

2 years

Every. Year.

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Eli Jordan

@TheEliJordan

2 years

Got some beautiful Rosewood Farms Wagyu NY Strips from Hamm’s Meat Market in McKinney. Sous vide at 120° for two hours, seared over charcoal and topped with cowboy butter. Buddy… that’s how you dinner.

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Eli Jordan

@TheEliJordan

4 years

The best thing about traveling to play golf solo is the people you meet. Played with three strangers today, all of which were at least 15 years older than me. Had a blast. It’s amazing how kind people can be when you’re just enjoying the day and not caught up in negativity.

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Eli Jordan

@TheEliJordan

1 year

We just sent one of our good friends home after her battle with ALS. Was tough right before Christmas, but she was a veteran and the ceremony at the National Cemetery was beautiful. Hug your friends and family big this holiday season. Life is short.

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Eli Jordan

@TheEliJordan

2 years

Was the Sirois Shootout a success? WOOOOOOOO! @MikeSirois @CashSports

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Eli Jordan

@TheEliJordan

4 years

Thank you so much for everything, Mike. You have made such an impact on so many. Love you, buddy!

Mike Rhyner

@theoldgreywolf

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Eli Jordan

@TheEliJordan

4 years

Just spent the last two hours playing GTA V on my PS4 if that gives you any indication where my sanity level currently sits. According to the game, by last progress save was in November of 2015. That was 3 girlfriends, 2 jobs and about 50 pounds ago.

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Eli Jordan

@TheEliJordan

2 months

Of all the wild things I have run across going through my old card collection, a Pro Set Desert Storm Saddam Hussein card might take the top spot.

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Eli Jordan

@TheEliJordan

3 years

The girlfriend just said she likes beans in her chili. Anyone want to help me box up her stuff?

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Eli Jordan

@TheEliJordan

2 years

Joe Rogan isn’t spreading “misinformation”. He’s having conversations with people. At this point there isn’t anyone who is being convinced one way or another to get the vaccine. That ship sailed last year.

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Eli Jordan

@TheEliJordan

4 years

Took all of 3 minutes for our first audible F-bomb! Welcome back, sports.

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Eli Jordan

@TheEliJordan

2 years

6-11-22. Thanks to everyone who was there to celebrate with us this last weekend. What a day. Photos: @BellissimoFoto (awesome job, bud!)

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Eli Jordan

@TheEliJordan

1 year

Thanks to everyone that tuned in for Dry Dock over the last few weeks. It's always a pleasure to be able to broadcast for the P1. Nice effort from all the boys, @DJR1310 , @easportsdfw , @KevLand13 , @SaadYousuf126 , @Kips_Big_Boy , @TheDoddJD and of course the great @j_king789 !

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Eli Jordan

@TheEliJordan

3 years

We done did it. Just in time for the Cowboys play calling to help me vomit it right back up.

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Eli Jordan

@TheEliJordan

2 years

Gotta love Tarrant County hitting me with a $3 convenience fee for paying my ridiculous property taxes online. Make sure you milk that extra three bucks out of me, you bunch of crooks.

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Eli Jordan

@TheEliJordan

3 years

Happy Thanksgiving. This is your annual reminder that Planes, Trains and Automobiles is the greatest Thanksgiving movie ever made.

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Eli Jordan

@TheEliJordan

2 years

Is Tom Brady a Hall of Famer? 888-787-1310

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@TheEliJordan

4 years

@MikeSirois

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Eli Jordan

@TheEliJordan

4 years

Comin’ in hot!

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Eli Jordan

@TheEliJordan

4 years

Improbable?

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Eli Jordan

@TheEliJordan

3 years

Thanks for hanging with us the last three days, P1's. Me, @MikeSirois and @peet2 appreciate the love. Until next time... stay hard, keep jammin' and happy holidays.

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Eli Jordan

@TheEliJordan

3 years

Masters smoked queso.

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Eli Jordan

@TheEliJordan

3 years

Also, if you haven’t had the breakfast tacos from @HeimBBQ yet, umm do that ASAP.

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Eli Jordan

@TheEliJordan

4 years

Still find it amazing that college football is on Saturday’s except for the biggest game of the year. Hey, NCAA, if these games are going to last 6 hours, maybe move this thing to a weekend.

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Eli Jordan

@TheEliJordan

6 months

This still trips me out.

Front Office Sports

@FOS

6 months

The Vegas Sphere for Game 1 of the World Series tonight:

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@TheEliJordan

5 years

I don’t give a shit what the medicine is. If it works for this kid, then it needs to be available. The Novacek family deserves it, and so does every other family.

CBS News Texas

@CBSNewsTexas

5 years

Former Dallas Cowboy Jay Novacek And Wife Advocate For Medical Marijuana Law: 'We Want To Save Our Son's Life'

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Eli Jordan

@TheEliJordan

4 years

Finally tried the @MeatChurch smoked queso tonight. It’s a game changer. Also rolled a couple tri-tips and am currently washing them down with some delicious Soccoro tequila.

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Eli Jordan

@TheEliJordan

4 years

I’m just thankful the Stars shielded us from having to watch the Rangers for the last 6 weeks. They’re the real COVID heroes.

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