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@ThassGamer
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9 months
If you find any of my random smash thoughts helpful, I also provide coaching! As a current graduate student, I specialize in finding novel solutions to complex problems and summarizing them into digestible and applicable chunks of info 🔥
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STEVE COUNTERPLAY Looking at Steve’s hands indicates what ledge option he’s going to choose - when his hand on the ledge does not move, he will neutral getup/jump - when his hand on ledge readjusts, he will attack/roll (if he chooses attack, the sword will appear in the other)
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4 years
"Does Your Pocket DK Schmove" Flow Chart
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Oooooooo don’t you wanna homing attack Sonix cmon it sets up for a great edge guard oooooooo cmon it homes in on them you’ll be fine oooOOOOooo
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The fact that inflation is hitting smash bros money matches is crazy. What do you mean 5$ bo5 isn’t standard anymore
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2 years
Leo has the ultimate power on what people think is good. He could say “Ronald Reagan seems fun 👀” and half the smash scene would be tweeting about how trickle down economics should come back
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2 years
No one: The 2-2er who always mashes out of your grabs:
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Ryugacord really regretting that Hbox rule huh
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On the bright side Tweek Talks is gonna go insane
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10 months
I present to the not-knowers: The "There" Jump
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10 months
“Everyone double jumps riiiiiight there”
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One of the worst Ultimate mechanics is grab only working on character bodies and not on shields themselves
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Alright guys we’re gonna use smash pros as a method of improvement right? We aren’t gonna tie our wins or our rank to our value right? Because that ruins it as a practice tool right? And the point is to practice competitive sets right? The point isn’t just rank up/get wins right?
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SMASH 😨 BROS 😨 TRIVIA 😨 Which of these moves 😳 is the most unsafe on block 😬 NO CHEATING ‼️‼️‼️ BRAINS ONLY 😤😤
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Won saps today but more important I got the coolest reward ever for being on PSU PR this region is so cool
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Top player salt tweets are hilarious, just gotta throw in something about 𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝒫𝓇𝑜𝒸𝑒𝓈𝓈 and suddenly you aren’t angry anymore “2nd at Bowser’s Biggest Blast, JohnBoy is a piece of shit, I’m gonna rip all of my teeth out one by one, learned a lot, ggs”
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If I had a nickel for every time I’d been shit on for picking the “no way he guesses this” Firefox angle I could buy like 7 gumballs
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Can't Forget About the PT 👀 // @TheDoorstop_ // #FearUs
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"Implicative Positioning" is the easiest way to be a filthy liar and you should do it more often 💯
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The "One Mississippi" Rule makes your mix-up game nasty as hell 🔥💪🔥
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Of the characters in S tier, who’s got the worst griddy
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I just checked seph's on shield frame data i get why his player base thinks he's a mid tier
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There’s survival DI and combo DI and I feel like that’s pretty well established, but I think the secret third “positional” DI that’s designed to choose which disadvantage state you play after you’re done getting combo’d is where the real critical thought begins
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5 months
I think Smash Ultimate has a damage inflation problem? Like most characters might do a little TOO much damage, uncontested, if that makes any sense
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You ever notice how someone will have like Very Okay mobility and then you get spawn invincibility and they will unleash exactly 2.7 seconds of unpredictable movement and then go right back to being Very Okay
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Some players are too normal for smash, if that makes any sense. Like there’s gotta be something a bit off for you to get TOD’ed and say “Oh yeah you’re right shouldn’t have been there that’s on me”
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It sounds weird at a first glance but the best people to ask for advice are for sure the people who had a long and defined period of sucking real bad at smash bros
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3 years
British People: Its chuesday innit Italian People: I cook da meatball @PG_ESAM when he's making a tierlist: This character is INSANE.
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Fox is a top 10 character who cheats and lets me play with my little bottle and pacifier like the infant I am, unless I’m losing, at which he’s bottom ten and can’t kill and loses to Kirby so he can’t be THAT good
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It’s so hot and sexy when people give a shit. Like you showed up to the 7 man local because you like the game? You came early to practice and so the event would be on time? You brought a set up? Like bro..
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1 year
Straight up getting war flashbacks to Tea hitting the griddy was the only reason I came out unscathed
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If you aren’t SDI-ing moves/combos just to see what happens I URGE you to just try it out. Ultimate is held together with pre-used scotch tape and a lot of times one or two inputs either break a move or make your opponent uncomfy enough to drop whatever confirm they were doing
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The b a l l s that Spargo has to have to not have audio when fighting Snake. Like ur insane. He’s insane. Insane
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It’s almost like this character SUCKS and I have to EARN my kills WITHOUT CHEESE (do not ask what happens between the percents of 0 and 137)
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@TheDoorstop_ The forward smash on neutral get up gambit put you up 2-0 against Tweek. Behind him sits every representative of the United Nations, with records on you starting with the hospital you were born at. Game 3 will soon begin, and they are hellbent on ensuring it will not be the last
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Smash can definitely get deep but man sometimes solutions are way simpler than you imagine. You don’t HAVE to set up three layers of operant conditioning just space the back air and you’ll be fine
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2 years
Today I heard Chrom’s matchup spread described as “Good, but he has zero un-losable matchup” and I don’t think truer words have ever been spoken
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2 years
People who shake their head in disagreement after THEY take a stock/game/set pick their nose and eat it and refuse to wash their hands
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1 year
I’m no longer being the bigger person, I will be shouting EUREKA after every stock and will refuse to fist bump (I will be too busy doing the worm)
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2 years
Okay but is there actually any counterplay to that Kaz 0TD or do you just gotta not get grabbed at zero
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If your shitty pocket character doesn’t have a silly name you aren’t doing it right
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Really cool clip! Super awesome!
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Imo the best tactic when asking for advice is adding in “Can you give an example?” I’ve been doing this recently and it works WONDERS
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33rd at collision, my goal was to be the happiest person in the venue and we got that shit on lock
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The core behind a lot of baits in smash is what that one kid would do in middle school dodgeball, where he would throw one ball high to get you to catch it and then a second ball to hit you while you were distracted. It’s unfortunate that kid was always a prick but he was spittin
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"GGS dude, love to see the improvement! Good thing lady luck was on my side, that nine hammer combo really helps in a pinch."
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Hey guys..... WE DID IT!! I'LL BE COACHING WITH METAFY ‼️ To celebrate I'll be giving away three free sessions! To enter: 1⃣ Like and RT this post 2⃣ Follow myself and @TryMetafy Winner will be announced in 48 hours!
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Won the local, fox dash attack files my taxes
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Those “mid tier btw” clips where they kill at 40 always make me giggle. Your character is crazy man there’s no way a mid tier has a gimmick that takes early stocks haha anyway your round 1 at the local is Simon Belmont hope that’s ok
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Last local in Ohio Can’t stop crying, I love you ❤️
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5 dollarydoos on Hbox announcing Liquid either is financially supporting or buying BTS at the end of the bracket btw
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You ever think about how dooky dog ass Smash Ultimate would be if jab locks forced neutral get up like in the last game
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I will say, if we’re ACTUALLY considering banning this character, it is kinda time sensitive, because if we don’t ban them soon, it’ll be near impossible later on given many people will 1. Pick up Steve 2. Pick up a Steve CP (creating a sunk cost fallacy effect) 3. Quit
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The two commanding forces of competitive smash. Both equal in power, they create a balance, as one cannot exist without the other
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You can not like Steve AND have it not be attached to a person, they are not mutually exclusive This of course goes for those who complain, but also for Steve mains themselves. You have to be able to remove yourself from the character you play. I’m not a spacie, you’re not Steve
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Oh noooooo top level isn’t fun to watch anymore :((( guess we have to start supporting regionals 👀👀
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@Jabes_SSB It’s funny until it’s you 😶‍🌫️
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Can’t believe this earned me a FOURTH date
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This is the first time I’m in a hotel with other players and I don’t know if I can contain myself. The urge to go up to MKLeo and ask “are you gonna win today” is astronomical
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what do you mean the k isn't capitalized
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God I'm so fucking horrible at this shit, why do I even bother trying when I'm literally just gonna braindead mash the entire time. Im never gonna break my shitty habits, because of course I won't. Never playing Simpson's Arcade Bowling ever again
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2 years
If your tag is three syllables or longer there is a 95% chance it’s getting shortened, either by you or by everyone else
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How well ill-equipped each character is to mess with Fox's recovery, unordered within tiers (MRN I stole your idea). Basically every character CAN mess with Fox's recovery, this is all relative. This is with human error in mind, on both ends of the spectrum
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“Everyone double jumps riiiiiight there”
I know what that is
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Where tf is “right there”
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3 years
😟😟😟
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Fox Ice Climbers is like a rancid onion where you think the current layer isn’t that bad and then you do some work to uncover the next one and oh god oh fuck it’s so much worse now holy shit fuck
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If you feel like a cheeser piece of shit while fighting Fox you’re playing the matchup right ❤️
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1 year
1st at the Ohio Smash Awards without dropping a single game, 2nd in dubbies with Darkshad, and 6th on the new Ohio PR. I’m ecstatic, feels like my work is paying off for once, very excited to see what’s next
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2 years
The result of any Cincinnati local is now determined by who buys a metafy session from @TheDoorstop_ the day before. It’s like pay 2 win but instead of getting a broken top tier a skinny white guy tells you to save your jump
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The intern who’s gotta tweet out the American guidelines is currently shitting bricks
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It’s such a lukewarm take but I’ve run into a lot of players who I can tell value “being perceived as good at smash” rather than “getting better at smash” and as someone who’s had both mindsets they do n o t lead you down the same path
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The Mario Steve clip is hilarious because it showcases one of the many examples of Ultimate gameplay where the typical solution is to wait for them to tucker themselves out toddler-style but we’ve hit a point where opponents don’t get bored anymore
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When CakeAssault dislocated his shoulder in a pop off it's "awesome" and "found a way to give Rivals of Aether a spotlight" When I do it its "not the right time" and "inappropriate to pop off against a nine-year-old"
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4 years
I swear to GOD if Among Us gets some stupid shit like Chonkus Vent or Bigly Cams like Fall Guys I'm gonna go outside without a mask to end humanity early
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2 years
Cmon really
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My least favorite character to fight is world hunger, actually. Institutional injustice, perhaps. But yeah Steve’s annoying too I guess
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Vividly remember talking about how Steve has distinct animations for his get up options and how everyone told me I was a virgin loser who needed to find something actually useful, surprise surprise it’s actually meaningful
@FireThePyro
FireThePyro
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zackray got me looking at neutral getup animations to understand how to void entire bowser stocks at 0
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Real aggression in smash ultimate is secretly fake aggression. It’s aggression trying to convince you it’s real aggression when it’s actually fake. Fake real aggression is real aggression and real aggression should be exist to make fake aggression seem more real. In this essay I
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2 years
@ToastedArt1 Once I break the crafting table 7 times while you ledge plank it’s over ☠️
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5 months
Fox does not inherently lose to shields ‼️
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My midnight hot take is that Fox has a much better recovery against the majority of the cast than people realize because most Fox players don’t know how to intentionally take hits and cause 50/50’s in his recovery routes (myself included)
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4 years
"Nah I'm an aggro Steve Main, I'm not like the other guys" - Villager Mains in 3 months
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1 year
I love sending Ohio to majors, nothing makes me feel more validated then watching top players run into the same back air I’ve been getting hit by in college dorm rooms since 2019
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2 years
I love you guys from the bottom of my heart but knowing what to say after either you win a set or someone lost a set is a skill that has to be worked on. Nothing specific, but things like context clues for how someone feels after a set are crucial to knowing what’s appropriate
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10 months
@BuJueMagoo Horrible news, the faster bigger stronger move also happens to be safer
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Crazy how fast “rankings don’t matter” mentalities get stored in the backrooms as soon as someone gets a number a little higher than they expected
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1 year
Every time you gimp Fox at 12% the ice caps melt a little faster
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2 years
It's official, I'm now offering vod reviews for smash ultimate! As a frequent student of both academia and smash, I’m hoping to use the skills I’ve developed over the years to help you attain your goals within the game! Sign up here!
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2 years
Clip dump but its exclusively me fighting for my life offstage in parma ohio
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@TheDoorstop_ Players from NE just cast mind spells before every set that turn the brain of their opponent into a runny mushy paste
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2 years
For those attending AL 100: 1. If you have a tank top, wear it. It will be hot and sweaty, just the worst kind of heat 2. If you have deodorant, bring it. Everyone will be hot and sweaty, just the worst kind of smell.
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"Bad Habit"? Nah man, it's called conditioning 🔥 (But like I'm serious)
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5 months
Happy five years of ultimate, my favorite memory is beating you specifically in a set, get shit on loser 🔥
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11 months
All done ‼️ (I’m l y i n g)
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Teehee
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2 years
Rumors have surfaced that Acola was paid off to not attend Smash Con to save Steve from getting banned. In response, I have a crisp dollar bill and a mouth kiss with MkLeo’s name on it if he throws vs. Onin
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1 year
The coolest smash players are the ones who very clearly care about the game. Nothing is more rad than giving a shit
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2 years
I don’t fear for smash’s competitive longevity, because unlike most fighting games, we are continuously building an infinite army of seven year old little Jimmys who want to use Souping Mario to beat all their friends at the sleep over. We’re building the next gen as we speak
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God I love swing states
@LoopBarnard
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Ohio is making their Steve legality decision on Monday, so the maps will probably be posted Tuesday. This gives me a chance to update MX/EU maps and add Latin America to the mix! So far I've contacted people from all 50 states for the USA legality.
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@Phirb_ I will be bringing and using The Pacifier, the major mcguffin from the hit Disney Movie Sky High, which I can blast at attendees to turn them into babies (this is allowed, there are no rules against it)
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This tech is really sick but I DO think it’s very funny that it’s primarily getting showcased against a character where the edgeguard is pretty much solved without it
@MegAmoGin
DNF | AmoGin
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Je me suis décidé à enfin lab mon perso 🔥🐲
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@Lamentation_D4d Yeah the animation is pretty tiny but it’s a pretty clear indicator animation-wise and it’ll be easier to see when the camera isn’t as zoomed out, that’s on me for not recording it at ledge trap distance
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