god I love when men's 'hear me out' is a photo of an objectively hot woman meanwhile a woman's 'hear me out' is like. the pirate book from The Pagemaster
From an unknown entity to kissing the top of the Apple Podcast charts. Thank you all so much for this warm welcome- we have so much more coming for you.
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💀🚂💀 SKULLTENDERS 💀🚂💀
On a day pass from the afterlife, two re-embodied ghosts and their uptight chaperone search for lost souls aboard a mysterious train.
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doing audio replacement for every existing episode of skulltenders to make it seem like Steamboat Willie was the 4th member of the party the whole time
thank you to everyone who has reviewed Skulltenders on the various podcast platforms. we don't actually know how it helps the podcast but everyone says it does. more importantly, we get to read praise, which we need to not die.
🏍️🔥🦉NEW EPISODE🦉🔥🏍️
A headless ghost in the River sends the Skulltenders on a bumpy ride to Laserback Labs.
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everyone gather round and wish Skulltenders’ own Jess
@VoidBurger
O’Brien, audio engineer and Gooman extrodinaire, a happy birthday! Happy birthday Jess! 🥳🎉🎊🎁🎂
birthday Jess art by
@kcgreenn
!
🌵🤠🥒NEW EPISODE🥒🤠🌵
When a friend in need calls the Skulltenders, our heroes saddle up for a rootin’, tootin’, weird-west adventure in the town of Scrubfuck. Draw, ye varmint!
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🌄🪦🤺NEW EPISODE🤺🪦🌄
The Skulltenders dig through the past and learn a little about the future. Visk takes a wrong turn, Doodoo takes a big sip, and Felicity takes what she can get. Spoiler warning.
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Today's the first edition of Maps and Mandibles, where our DM shares maps, sketches and adventure design philosophy for each episode! the full post with more maps and monsters is available on the patreon!
(texting my mortal friend) the prospect of death is straight up giving my life meaning rn
(texting my immortal friend) please please please please tell me you can tell me please tell me please please please
thank you all so much for the wonderful response over the last 72 hours. today we will all nap on our couches and order various delivery burgers. we are very tired but over the moon.
💀CALL FOR QUESTIONS!!!💀
Our February 21st episode will be a special public edition of SKULLTALKERS, our Q&A aftershow, covering the whole first season! Got a question for us? Send it to skulltendersask
@gmail
.com or DM us here!
We will be back with season 2 on March 6th!
🎄💀⛓️HOLIDAY SPECIAL⛓️💀🎄
SKULLTENDERS PRESENTS: A Christmas Carol, by Charles Dickens
A Christmas Carol, narrated by our beloved Mayor! What a pleasure! Enjoy this yuletide treat over your holiday break.
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🎶🕸️👐NEW EPISODE👐🕸️🎶
At the Mayor’s request, the Skulltenders investigate a delicate situation at Spallanzani Amusements. Not for the faint of heart.
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Nominations are OPEN!
CRIT AWARDS
Click the link in our bio and nominate your favorite TTRPG creators before May 31!
Finalists will be announced June 7.
Voting:
🧟♂️🗡️👑NEW EPISODE👑🗡️🧟♂️
An unsettling event in Ghost Town has the still-raw Skulltenders scrambling off to Puzzlefield Gardens Cemetery. Can you dig it?
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⚓️🕸️🌊SEASON PREMIERE🌊🕸️⚓️
The Skulltenders return for a new season, boarding the Necrona for a mindbending paddleboat journey up the River alongside beloved explorer Ventura de Veilgard.
👄🍳🗡️NEW EPISODE🗡️🍳👄
It’s a second-round hoedown against a rotten renegade in the dusty streets of Scrubfuck. But first... hey! Don’t fall asleep while I’m talking to you!
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💀🌮🍹 NEW EPISODE 🍹🌮💀
The Mayor and the Skulltenders trade questions and answers in a lore-drenched season finale. Secrets, revealed! Drinks, ordered! Hurt... comforted?
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Links to episode in replies!
🏴👁️🦉NEW EPISODE 🦉👁️🏴
The hunt for the Nevermind intensifies, and Ventura fans are eating good. Nothing’s louder than silence. Helpful NPCs ahoy! Say it with your chest.
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today on Patreon we have our first KC’s Doodoodles! while most players take notes while playing DnD,
@kcgreenn
draws what is happening.
“Why did I draw
Doo-Doo’s cloaca? Oh well."
Check out the patreon via the link in our bio or in the replies to this tweet!
for International GM’s Day we here at Skulltenders would like to NOT thank
@skullmandible
. They kill us, they make us talk to the Pickle Man, they poison us with centipedes, they make us sleep in a jars. Indignities!
And theyll do even worse when Season 2 drops on wednesday. 💀
Apparently it's International GM's Day. I just want you all to know I don't apologize for anything I've done to the PCs in my games and I'd do it all again if given the chance.
The only thing I'd change is making stuff weirder and more horny, when appropriate. You're welcome.
🗣️❓💀 SPECIAL EVENT EPISODE 🗣️❓💀
Our first public Skulltalkers, our Q&A show usually on Patreon, is live now on our main feed! The ST cast answers your questions, ranging from "What are your podcasting influences?" to "What will be your final meal?"
🌊🥥🌴NEW EPISODE🌴🥥🌊
A dramatic landing is only the first trial that Skulltenders face as they begin their voyage across the Wondersea. Ventura de Veilgard's vessel: very versatile. The welcome wagon makes himself heard. Don't touch the spires.
"I dont always think about, because im not always thinking about Naruto, but i do think about it occasionally."
Check the Skulltenders aftershow, SKULLTALKERS, on our Patreon! We discuss behind the scenes moments, fun facts about the cast, and yes, sometimes even Naruto.
Have YOU caught last week's episode of Skulltenders?
Yes?
oh uh. cool. Good! Good. No, it's fine. I had a thing I was going to say but it doesn't really apply now. No really it's fine, we're cool. Yes really. Yes I'm fine too.
NEW ON PATREON:
In our most popular Patreon post yet, today we have unleashed a torrent of
@VoidBurger
’s art onto our patrons, with write up from Jess on the evolution of Visk and the show at large! you’re not going to want to miss this one.
New on Patreon:
Maps and Mandibles for High Noon Part II is out now! See
@skullmandible
's maps, room layouts, DM notes and insights and get a behind the scenes look at the design that went into the Skulltenders' most dangerous encounter yet!
FINALLY REVEALED: How Visk sleeps. And guess what? It's pathetic, like all the other things Visk does.
(also revealed in this episode: actual important plot things!)
New on Patreon for Permanent Residents- Deleted scenes! take a guided tour with
@VoidBurger
of the best of what didn't make the final cut. Patrons at the Permanent Resident tier can expect a behind-the-scenes roundup like this every 4 episodes or so. Get a peek at the process!
☠️⛓️💬NEW EPISODE💬⛓️☠️
Prepare yourself for deadly confrontations and shocking revelations as the Skulltenders’ quest for the Nevermind reaches its mind-blowing conclusion.
NEW ON PATREON:
We are proud to present The Ghost Town Travel Guide, our promotional zine by comics maestro
@kcgreenn
usually given out at conventions and such, in an easily-readable online form for all patrons! Please enjoy, we simply insist.
The second episode of SKULLTALKERS, the companion talk show to Skulltenders that answers patron-submitted questions, is live on our Patreon! we are tackling the important questions, from influences to musicals to the Twin Towers.
Maps and Mandibles, where our DM shares notes, sketches and thoughts from the planning of each episode, is live for Edge of Dawn on our patreon! See an annotated map for the unreleased first-draft of the episode. link below!
The Skulltalkers episode for Edge of Dawn is out now on out Patreon! hear
@kcgreenn
's idea for an Earthbound style TTRPG setting and
@VoidBurger
's idea for a serious slipping hazard, along with much more.
new on Patreon:
KC’s Doodoodles for High Noon Part II are available for your viewing pleasure! What a bounty for the end of your year! Perhaps it’s time for a New Year’s resolution to check out all this bonus content??
NEW ON PATREON:
You always were a kidder Steve. for today's JAWBONE we have an hour of
@bloodberry_tart
and
@VoidBurger
discussing 1996 point-and-click horror cult classic HARVESTER and its famously bizarre humor, plot, and mechanics.
Patreon link in bio!
Have we got a bargain for you! A [free] clip from our [free] podcast, featuring our newest acquaintance: a guy with a weird head, long tongue, consistent accent, and deals you just can't turn down!
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Hey there patron, are you ready for a puppet show? No? Well neither were the Skulltenders. Today we have KC's Doodoodles for Strung Up, our messiest mission yet. Get all of KC's doodles on our patreon!
We've got a new Maps and Mandibles today for everyone on the Patreon! Learn the horrible secrets of THE CENTURION! Read 900 words about why it rules to intentionally stress out your players!
We got a new Maps & Mandibles for you for the latest episode, The Marooned! Learn about the horrifying biomancy details of parasitic superorganism... THE NIGHTHOUSE!
We got a new Skulltalkers for you today! Y'know, the companion talk show where we answer questions from our patrons! JOIN our Patreon today to listen, and to join our discord where you can ask us those questions yourself! BECOME THE RULING BODY!
NEW ON PATREON:
KC's Doodles for our season finale, Happy Hour, are up and ready for your hungry eyes! Check them out on Patreon and use this knowledge to steel yourself for your own taqueria trials.
New on Patreon- SKULLTALKERS for Heads Will Roll! we answer your behind the scenes questions and talk about the juicy meat of our latest episode.
new SKULLTALKERS drop every other week, opposite episodes of Skulltenders! check out our patreon for riches like this and more!
Have you caught the latest episode of Skulltalkers, our Patreon-exclusive Skulltenders companion talk show? Have you heard the biggest development in TCGs the afterlife has ever seen?
KC's DooDoodles for our most recent episode are out on Patreon now! come see
@kcgreenn
's delightful drawings and thoughts behind our most recent episode. Patreon link in bio!
NEW ON PATREON:
We got a brand new Maps and Mandibles coming at you! Read
@skullmandible
's musings on the game design and session planning that went into the most recent episode, Dead Man's Chest!