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@RahneAlexander

4 months

hire trans people you cowards

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@RahneAlexander

23 days

easter's on 4/20 next year, plan accordingly

hannah

@dogfanhan

23 days

Trans Day of Visibility has been on March 31st since 2009, Biden has issued a recognition of it since 2021, Easter moves around (will be on 4/20 next year). Anyone trying to make you angry about this has an agenda (either election year hijinks or just hating trans people)

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@RahneAlexander

2 months

look at where shotspotter mics are distributed in baltimore

Andrew Couts

@AndrewCouts

2 months

NEW: A leaked document reveals the locations of ShotSpotter microphones around the globe, which have been kept secret from both the police that use the system and the public. @dmehro and @joeyneverjoe have the scoop:

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@RahneAlexander

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sigur ross sigur chandler sigur joey sigur monica sigur phoebe sigur rachel

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@RahneAlexander

4 months

in baltimore, we live outside of the time/space continuum and it shows

katie

@sweatnap

4 months

The 2024 Baltimore DPW calendar is full of mistakes. A prominent one is that they added a day to November, and removed October 22. Weird stuff @BaltimoreDPW ! Anyway still a highlight of the year to get our annual calendar!

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@RahneAlexander

5 months

one reason i could never be a cult leader is that i don't want a bunch of desperate losers living in my house

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@RahneAlexander

3 months

men would rather buy media outlets than go to therapy

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@RahneAlexander

3 months

watching an x files where an alien mutant from baltimore county wakes up every 30 years to kill and eat the livers of five random baltimoreans and honestly? i think they're on to something

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@RahneAlexander

5 days

terrible name! they should get a mascot that really strikes fear in the hearts of the timid, like maybe the Baltimore Bike Lanes

Baltimore Fishbowl

@baltfishbowl

5 days

A professional basketball team is coming to Baltimore. The Baltimore Venom will join The Basketball League and plans to start playing in 2025.

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@RahneAlexander

23 days

fyi "easter sunday" is an anagram of "see u trans day"

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@RahneAlexander

6 months

Xena, Softball Princess

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@RahneAlexander

5 months

as a lifelong pedestrian, public transit user, and fan of donna haraway i am of the firm opinion that cars turn you into a cyborg and eat away part of your humanity

David Rahnis

@DRahnis

5 months

@jemillerbalt Baltimore has always been a car city. We'll drive 5 minutes to get where we're going. Not sure if that's going to change. The bike and scooter people sometimes act like they own the streets, and this can create hazardous situations.

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@RahneAlexander

28 days

seeing the bridge collapse and thinking of the folks i know who worked on it, just devastating

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@RahneAlexander

5 months

went to buy a copy of the sun bc of my photo allegedly being in it and 1) my photo was not in there and 2) the cover date on this weekend's edition is printed as "November 6, 2022"

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@RahneAlexander

5 months

next time we hang out let me tell you the story of how i fell into the harbor (i'm fine)

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@RahneAlexander

7 months

we really shouldn't have to live like this

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@RahneAlexander

6 months

hello from a rotating rooftop restaurant

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@RahneAlexander

4 months

champs-élysées implies losers-élysées

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@RahneAlexander

5 months

jeremy irons, jeremy fluffs, jeremy folds

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@RahneAlexander

7 months

i am a trans woman who (sometimes) rides a bicycle in the city a complete menace to society, apparently

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@RahneAlexander

7 months

@RollingStone the queen of saying she's going to do something and then doing something else instead

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@RahneAlexander

1 month

i wish his gimmick was going around cleaning up all the alley dumping, starting with the alley behind my house

Kate Amara

@kateamaraWBAL

1 month

He calls it a gimmick with a purpose. Thiru Vignarajah is a democratic primary candidate for Mayor of Baltimore. At a press conference in Fells Point, he announced his environmental plan, and is about to jump into into the inner harbor to prove he means it. @wbaltv11

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@RahneAlexander

3 months

i'm watching the first episode of the xfiles, and it features a coffin flop

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@RahneAlexander

6 months

I kind of let the cat out of the bag the other day, but now it's official -- I've joined the board of directors of @MDhumanities ! Excited to solidify the connections between the art and humanities spheres in Maryland!

Maryland Humanities

@MDhumanities

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We're thrilled to welcome nine new Marylanders to our Board of Directors! Meet Rahne, Alejandra, Brian, Jill, Kara, Veronica, Ruth, Christian, and Tamar:

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@RahneAlexander

5 months

this is not a new thought but the marching bands of baltimore really do not get enough credit

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@RahneAlexander

6 months

this is just the 22

Noah Shumway

@noah_shumway

6 months

Uh what’s going on @mtamaryland @MDOTMTAHolly ?? Im in the middle of the Adirondack mountains and just passed a Baltimore city bus? When’d this route get added???

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@RahneAlexander

3 months

jfc baltimore, i went away for ONE WEEK

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@RahneAlexander

4 months

fantastic news, hooray for maryland

Maryland Department of Health

@MDHealthDept

4 months

RELEASE: @MDHealthDept announced the expansion of gender-affirming care in the Maryland Medicaid program. The Trans Health Equity Act requires Medicaid to cover gender-affirming care, ensuring equitable health care access. Learn more:

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@RahneAlexander

5 months

I BELIEVE YOU HAVE MY STAPLER

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@RahneAlexander

6 months

Some news: I've joined the @MDhumanities board of directors! Tonight at 7pm, they're hosting a livestreamed author talk with One Maryland One Book Author Tommy Orange -- check it out! Details here:

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@RahneAlexander

2 months

a walrus-mustached old baltimore drag king called guilford brimley

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@RahneAlexander

7 months

okay i'm just going to say this since my account is on lock and we're all friends here i sharted myself the other day and i fully blame the water thanks a lot DPW, you owe me some undies this message will self destruct

Paul Gessler

@PaulGessler

7 months

There’s no Boil Water Advisory because health officials have determined the risk to be low. But, vulnerable groups (immunocompromised, children, elderly) should take precautions such as drinking bottled water, boiling water, and using filters. (See release in DPW’s thread.)

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@RahneAlexander

5 months

this, but for baltimore twitter

ally

@missmayn

5 months

Times twitter was the most fun, in no particular order: Queen’s death Covfefe Big boat stuck in canal Fake verified brands (free insulin) Titanic submersible Trump getting covid Alabama dock brawl

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@RahneAlexander

3 months

lol i have more followers on here than thiru

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@RahneAlexander

2 months

the dmv is just where you get your drivers license, to me

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@RahneAlexander

5 months

Giving this one a little boost! Thanks Grace Hebron and Baltimore magazine for the interview and Mike Morgan Photography for the great photo on my favorite bridge!

Baltimore magazine

@Baltimoremag

5 months

Rahne Alexander Has Become a Fixture in the Local Arts Scene 🔗⬇️

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@RahneAlexander

3 months

i love baltimore which is why next time we really gotta keep our collective head in the game instead of trying to ai taylor swift into taxlo

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@RahneAlexander

1 month

Good to see this getting some traction again; I was honored to be a consulting editor on this story

Johns Hopkins Bloomberg School of Public Health

@JohnsHopkinsSPH

1 month

Transgender people face a constant struggle to navigate a world designed for a cisgender population. The impacts of job discrimination, housing insecurity, inadequate or hostile health care, and antagonistic legislation take a heavy toll on their health.

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@RahneAlexander

3 months

periodic reminder that david simon thinks that "transvestite hooker" is a great punchline

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@RahneAlexander

2 months

i may be softening my position on bopa

Ryan Dorsey

@ElectRyanDorsey

2 months

Just met @promoandarts ’s new Director Rachel Graham for coffee. It was great and we had lot’s to talk about. Then she was like ok when’s my bus coming and I was like oh we’ve got a real one here.

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@RahneAlexander

5 months

Crime without consequences - young people say it's a concerning trend in Baltimore, particularly with city and state legislators

WMAR-2 News

@WMAR2News

5 months

Crime without consequences - city and state legislators say it's a concerning trend in Baltimore, particularly with young people.

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@RahneAlexander

23 days

it's trans day of visibility, the day for everyone to see if they're trans

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@RahneAlexander

2 months

if there are any investigative reporters left in the city i hope they buy a ticket and post up outside to report on who shows up and when they leave maybe bring joan rivers to comment on the outfits

Teri Henderson

@halleteri

2 months

AND WHY IS THIRU ASKING PEOPLE TO DONATE $100 TO WATCH FOOTBALL (NOT THE RAVENS) AT HIS HOUSE???? AND ITS BYOB???

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@RahneAlexander

5 days

Excited to break this news: I HAVE A PODCAST I've just launched Season 3 of the Hopkins Press Podcast, and in the coming months I get to talk with scholars and researchers of all kinds about the work they're publishing in the numerous journals @JHUPress publishes!

Hopkins Press

@JHUPress

5 days

A new season has sprung! Season 3 of the Hopkins Press Podcast launches, speaking with Gabriela Lee about the impact of the "Cinderella" myth as a colonial children's literature project in the Philippines Subscribe with your favorite podcast app!

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@RahneAlexander

4 months

it is nearly 2024 how many baltimore media outlets employ a trans editor how many baltimore media outlets employ a public-facing trans person (i can think of one)

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@RahneAlexander

6 months

it's my birthday

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@RahneAlexander

8 days

i am back on my bullshit

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@RahneAlexander

3 months

apparently there's a tv show called "the dark side of the 90s" and as someone who was there, i can't help but wonder what the light side of the 90s was

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@RahneAlexander

3 months

it's really wild to me how you can have all the money in the world and still just look like an unfuckable munchkin

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@RahneAlexander

6 months

Sad to wake up to the news of Amber Hollibaugh's passing. Her work was really transformative to me personally at a time when it didn't seem that there was a space in the queer community for a hard femme trans dyke like me.

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@RahneAlexander

2 months

i've always said their weed was garbage

Baltimore Business Journal

@BaltBizOnline

2 months

Curio Wellness argues that $26,000 is too steep of a fine for selling customers cannabis that was left in a dumpster for 41 hours and nine minutes.

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@RahneAlexander

29 days

crab cake!!

Maryland Zoo

@marylandzoo

29 days

Happy Maryland Day! Meet Crab Cake, the fourth endangered African penguin chick to get his Maryland-themed name this season. 🦀

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@RahneAlexander

4 months

I wonder if any the local dailies plan on reporting on this murder of a trans woman in Harford County

Woman killed in Bel Air shooting was a 'loving' advocate for LGBTQ+ community, friends say

The 57-year-old was shot and killed Wednesday evening in the parking lot of her apartment complex.

www.cbsnews.com

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@RahneAlexander

1 month

the catcher in the rye suggests the shortstop in the bourbon

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@RahneAlexander

6 months

it's really wild how the indoor mall didn't actually die, it just moved to the airport

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@RahneAlexander

4 months

i wish that more ppl (orgs especially) had the energy for throwing cozy little parties at other times of year than this one

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@RahneAlexander

6 months

just so everyone's on the same page, prager u is a barrel of demons and should be scorned and ignored

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@RahneAlexander

3 months

why is going into cvs so increasingly miserable, it's a like a ring of hell dante couldn't even dream up

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@RahneAlexander

4 months

when coco chanel advised to remove one accessory before leaving the house, the detail she left out was that it was always her iron cross

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@RahneAlexander

2 months

why is every dispensary so stressful is there a chill dispensary in baltimore

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@RahneAlexander

3 months

let me tell you about the time ***i*** was hired as security for ozzfest

Former Squeegee Boy

@ezewriter

3 months

It’s wild to me that people who can’t fight work jobs as security guards 😂 Everybody gotta work somewhere but that sounds terrifying lol

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@RahneAlexander

6 months

i've kinda missed protest marching in baltimore nice turnout tonight despite the rain free palestine

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@RahneAlexander

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it's ok if you're not trans, not being trans is a personal choice and i respect that

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@RahneAlexander

6 months

if somebody lost a jetski there's one on loch raven

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@RahneAlexander

2 months

whether it's weed, french fries or news, everything this organization sells comes straight out of the trash

The Baltimore Banner

@BaltimoreBanner

2 months

Trash can cannabis: Curio fined for selling weed pulled from a dumpster

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@RahneAlexander

3 months

this is one of the first stories i heard when i moved to baltimore

Baltimore Crime Museum

@museum_crime

3 months

On 8/13/1996, David D. Smith, the soon-to-be-owner of the @baltimoresun , was arrested at East Read St. and St. Paul. He was charged with "committing unnatural and perverted sex act" after soliciting a sex worker and receiving oral sex while driving on the Jones Falls Expressway.

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@RahneAlexander

3 months

holy mole

Amanda Yeager

@amandacyeager

3 months

‼️ Update from the inbox: Nana has an opening date ‼️ The long-awaited taqueria from Clavel co-owner Carlos Raba will start serving customers on Jan. 31. Also on the menu: whole rotisserie chickens, Sinaloan-style hot dogs and tomato broth-drenched torta ahogada sandwiches

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@RahneAlexander

7 months

i feel like there are strong parallels between baltimore's art and sports worlds, including a suspicion that those in charge provide plenty of lip service to the players but do not truly want us to succeed

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@RahneAlexander

2 months

haven't said this in a while on here, so: free palestine

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@RahneAlexander

7 months

leave it to ed schrader to make the tweet that can be both about the o's and the water quality

ED SCHRADER’S MUSIC BEAT 🥁

@ed_schrader

7 months

WOW WE SHOWED EM ALL TONIGHT -WE TOPPED A DIVISION OF TEAMS THAT OUT SPENT US BUT YOU CAN’T BUY GUTS ! NEVER COUNT US OUT ! NEVER COUNT OUT BALTIMORE !!

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@RahneAlexander

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SORRY I MISSED YR SHOW / PARTY / DEADLINE / POST 2023 WAS A ROUGH ONE I had to lay low IRL and On Here Social Media isn’t as fun as it used to be!

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@RahneAlexander

5 months

i have an idea: maybe DPW can send someone out to every address to tell them about this issue, and while they're there they can maybe do their little site survey

covered in peace & love, y’all

@bmoredownbeats

5 months

Hey @BaltimoreDPW — I’m terminally online, so I learned about your plea for residents to take your survey and check their own pipes for lead lay night, but the Dude I Married™️ is not and had no clue what I was talking about. How do you intend to inform residents about this?

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@RahneAlexander

5 months

this hurts

Lisa Snowden

@LisaESnowden

5 months

Joe Squared is closing and that’s terrible

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@RahneAlexander

6 months

is there a single candidate that took my vote last time who, in some way, i do not regret voting for? i don't believe so

Michael Tristano Jr.

@mtrist2

6 months

This is beyond embarrassing. Rep Mfume, there is so much blood on your hands. We’ll remember this in 2024. Absolutely disgraceful.

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@RahneAlexander

6 months

dear reader, i shut it down

BALTIMORE IS DIVINE

@RahneAlexander

6 months

hello from a rotating rooftop restaurant

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@RahneAlexander

4 months

i swear, it's like any time some spot in town creates my favorite dish they wind up going out of business maybe i should start favoriting a t l a s restaurants

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@RahneAlexander

2 months

@morbrem @wjz @MayorBMScott baltimore needs a nightlife advocate in the city council or mayors cabinet for sure (she tweeted on a saturday night under an electric blanket)

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@RahneAlexander

6 months

it really doesn't have to be like this

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@RahneAlexander

2 months

i've wondered for years why david simon didn't start his own newspaper if he's so rich and sanguine about this city and how news orgs should be running in the modern era instead he's a backseat driver

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@RahneAlexander

6 months

glad to have been there tonight

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@RahneAlexander

6 months

i fuckin love this frustrating city so much

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@RahneAlexander

6 months

petition to change the name of every city in Maine to Bangor and the name of Maine to Whoops, All Bangors

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@RahneAlexander

4 months

never not gonna make me mad that the church can declare bankruptcy to escape child abuse reparations but i couldn't get out from under my student loans when i was actually bankrupt

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@RahneAlexander

7 months

maybe various officials don't sweat cryptosporidium bc they're used to shitting the bed

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@RahneAlexander

3 months

ontology implies the existence of offtology

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@RahneAlexander

4 months

every baltimore organization, including and especially arts nonprofits, should begin taking notes

cousin tito

@yourcousintito

4 months

I hope Holly Arnold is getting paid well because I’ve never seen so much transparency from the MTA. There’s a lot of communication and responsiveness, and even though things feel very testy regarding transit in Baltimore - this level of communication feels different than before.

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@RahneAlexander

6 months

thinking all morning about baltimore ceasefire's motto: nobody kill anybody

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@RahneAlexander

6 months

i'm not used to popping on twitter to see a bunch of good news

molly conger

@socialistdogmom

6 months

antonin scalia's daughter lost her school board race 🍾

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@RahneAlexander

6 months

my robot transcriber keeps hearing "cis person" and writing "salesperson"

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@RahneAlexander

6 months

today i've been told that bela lugosi and huell howser share my birthday this is misinformation: huell howser was born on the 18th, and bela lugosi on the 20th i share my birthday with divine, k-swift, robert reed, karl wallinger and amy carter

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@RahneAlexander

5 months

@teddipasketty @KOPublicAffairs gross behavior from the city's "toughest firm" grow up, weirdos

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@RahneAlexander

2 months

probably going to need someone to explain to me how the new owners received more than this property's purchase price in tax credits and how part of their purchase funds were provided by...the sellers? plus pro bono legal services? idk man

Baltimore Fishbowl

@baltfishbowl

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A group of partners have purchased the North Avenue Market in a $3.25 million sale that includes the transfer of a liquor license.

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@RahneAlexander

5 months

how was this from 2021

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@RahneAlexander

7 months

a thing i'm currently enjoying about working in social media is that i am growing less and less interested in giving it away for free

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@RahneAlexander

6 months

i'm not running in the baltimore running festival today i'm settling for a precipitation trophy

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@RahneAlexander

18 days

not only did i get to run into @ayo_irl and @LisaESnowden I 😻 R 😻 L tonite I also saw salt box queen @thebrokenplate and absolute rock star @ourproxy and the moral of this story is that BALTIMORE IS DIVINE and it pays to leave the house

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@RahneAlexander

5 months

i've said it before but i hope in my next few lives i keep coming back as progressively larger house centipedes until they make a movie about me fighting godzilla

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@RahneAlexander

6 months

pleased to announce that i have yet again taken first in the baltimore punning festival

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@RahneAlexander

2 months

there should be feature on here where if you start to comment back to someone you don't know, the chorus of nine inch nails' "down in it" starts playing

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@RahneAlexander

4 months

a bagel restaurant where the bagels are terrible called Terribagel

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