this cat has many abilities, which include giving cat hugs, saying hello, and gasping. batman on the other hand has no record of being able to do any of these because he’s a socially awkward manchild

batman’s hair is in his eyes so he can’t see(bad for business) the cat does not possess this problem for he has zero hairs hindering his view

this cat has many facial expressions such as “be nice, be evil, be trans, and 🤨” batman on the other hand is always looking boring and serious because he’s a dork

this cat has a natural gaydar able to detect any gay person, batman has no record of a gaydar whatsoever

this cat is a trained combatant able to body slam and restrain any opponent, batman on the other hand cannot because he’s wearing a big plastic trash can suit

this cat is able to let out a battle cry capable of scaring anyone in its range including batman. he’d be so stunned by the roar of the beast that he’d be frozen with fear and thus unable to win any fight

he possesses unrivaled sass capable of leaving even batmid speechless

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@Batwomanussy isn’t that cat you?

@SkyaMalone yeah…i’m unbiased tho

@Batwomanussy where is be mice

@SkyaMalone i forgot he existed but certainly another factor to batman’s defeat🤔

@Batwomanussy What if Batman shots him

@axelaxelaxel04 he’s bubbet proop

@Batwomanussy this is a good thread

@Batwomanussy When Batman pulls up in the Arkham knight tank

@Batwomanussy I love this

@mark_3693 BE TWICE???

@G0THAMSS