I’m sad today and I don’t even know why

@Perry_Caravello @iamcardib I think I just threw up a little

@Perry_Caravello @iamcardib Perry have you looked at yourself in a mirror lately?

@Perry_Caravello @P_C_L_Official @iamcardib Thought you were in love with Scarlett Johansson and Gina Carano...why are you trying to hook up wuth other females?

@Perry_Caravello @P_C_L_Official @iamcardib Always a ladies man

@Perry_Caravello @P_C_L_Official @iamcardib Don't lower your standards Perry, you can do way better

@Perry_Caravello @iamcardib That's right, Perry!

@Perry_Caravello @iamcardib As smooth as chunky peanut butter, Scaremaster. The king is back!

@Perry_Caravello @iamcardib That’s “rape” Scaremaster! What are you saying!? Consent!!! You’re about to get in “Troublllle” again.. you better offer to do someone’s files, or detail a car before you find yourself in another catch 22 situation. 💦💦💦💦 Never Forget

@Perry_Caravello @iamcardib That'd be great if she stops by the Christmas party tonight

@Perry_Caravello @P_C_L_Official @iamcardib Putting your old man penis into a sleeping person is assault and illegal. I've notified the sex crimes unit of the Reseda PD, Scaremaster. Don't leave your apartment. #crotchcrimes #perv

@Perry_Caravello @iamcardib Perry when are you coming on our anime show??!!

@Perry_Caravello @P_C_L_Official @iamcardib Maybe just let her do what Randy Callahan did .

@Perry_Caravello @iamcardib Such sweet and lovable sentiment from a man made for wo-men.

@Perry_Caravello @iamcardib Are you implying you'd start without asking consent?