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Penn Jillette

@pennjillette

4 years

Goodbye to the truly Amazing James Randi, our inspiration, mentor and dear friend. We will love you forever. @jref

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5 years

44 years ago today, Teller and I did our first show together at the Minnesota Renaissance Festival.

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4 years

The last picture of me and Randi. I can’t type through the tears. This will be a hard day of making tv. I love you Randi. You invented us.

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4 years

First time together with ⁦ @MrTeller ⁩ in over 6 months. I’m now in his bubble and we will work for a couple weeks on all the new bits we wrote for the new Fool Us. Wow it feels good to work together in person

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2 years

Well, it was 47 years ago today that Teller and I did our first shows together at the Minnesota Renaissance Festival. They were two solo shows, but they were at the same place. @MrTeller

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2 years

Fuck! Saget would have wanted something tweeted that was really funny and in very bad taste. I can’t do that. I’m just so sad. Bob was just great on every level and we will all miss him. #BobSaget

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7 years

Ever have the slightest question of why we do this? Hard to stop crying to type. Women are the future of magic!

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2 months

You know this guy, Jamie Raskin, @RepRaskin ? I like him a lot. Smart cat and wicked funny and fun. Maybe he’ll help stop us from losing everything.

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@pennjillette

4 years

Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey, goodbye

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@pennjillette

2 years

Gilbert — the funniest person of our lifetime is gone. It was an honor to have been near that level of genius. So goddamn fucking funny. Completely original. Goodbye you fucking genius. Goodbye to my friend.

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6 years

43 years ago Teller and I did our 1st show together at the Minn. Ren. Fest. And last night, we were back at the Rio and happier than ever!

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6 years

We have been at the Rio full time, 16 years today. And we just re-upped for another bunch of years. We will die in office.

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@pennjillette

10 years

Through all the sadness we owe it to Robin to remember how funny he was. That matters

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3 years

Thanks to everyone with kind birthday wishes. We were coincidently working on a new trick for Fool Us that is a birthday theme so Teller and the guys made it about me. Thanks to everyone!

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4 years

Na Na Hey Hey. I just got up and danced all around my office. Just me alone. I am so surprised I’m feeling this. I could have never predicted.

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5 years

Hung with ⁦ @RandPaul ⁩ for a while. Talked about not killing people in Yemen, not jailing people forever and my family’s history of glaucoma

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2 years

Every year on this date, Gilbert sent out the same tweet. Let’s pass it around. "Dear Hitler happy birthday you’re dead and the Jews run the world haha”

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4 years

We are all mourning the loss of #RoyHorn of #SiegfriedandRoy . S&R invented, created, pioneered the very idea that a magic show could be a full evening in Vegas. If not for S&R there would be no P&T in Vegas. He was so full of life, wild, and unpredictable. We will miss him.

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7 years

We are safe. We know nothing but we are safe.

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4 years

Another picture from the last day I spent with Randi. I talked to him a couple times after this. My inspiration, my hero, my mentor, my friend. I will talk to him the rest of my life and my memory of him will answer. I didn’t absorb enough wisdom, but I absorbed a lot.

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3 years

Well, we both survived. Congrats.

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6 years

I'm here at the hospital. The doc just came in and the operation could not have gone better! Perfect! No problems! Now, @MrTeller just has to recover and take it easy and we'll be back and bad August 18th! Whew!

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6 years

We have been at the Rio for 17 full years as of today! Longest running headliners ever is what I'm told.

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7 years

Trump asked for my unconditional loyalty, I didn't give it, he "fired" me and then threatened to release private mail. He didn't. I did.

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@pennjillette

3 years

Second Shot — I’ve been waiting about a year for this.

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3 years

28 years ago tonight we opened in Las Vegas for the first time. Time is a jet plane, it moves too fast

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@pennjillette

4 years

Thank you to everyone who sent so much love for my friend, Randi. There was one thing he was never skeptical about and that was love. He loved so much and knew he was loved. Thank you. Let's keep that going.

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@pennjillette

4 years

It was 19 years ago today the Penn & Teller show started our run at the Rio. Yup, we’re the longest running headliners in Vegas history. Goddamn. And we sill love it. Teller hits the stage with me again on February 1!

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@pennjillette

6 years

Our hero, mentor, and friend — Amazing Randi stopped to see the show and hang backstage. I love him so much.

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@pennjillette

9 months

48 years ago today, we did our first shows together at the Minnesota Renaissance Festival. Sha La La. @MrTeller

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@pennjillette

4 years

45 years ago today that Teller and I first did a show together at the Minnesota Renaissance Festival. 45 years! Without the pandemic there would be a shindig. But this is where we are, all trying to stay safe. Wow. 45 years. Wow. Wow. And we’re still writing and working together.

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@pennjillette

4 years

So so so so long ago. I miss you Randi and will forever.

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@pennjillette

2 years

A story I wrote about my friend @RealGilbert

Penn Jillette: Gilbert Gottfried Was a Comic Genius, But He Was Also So Much More

Longtime comedic peer and best friend shares his thoughts on Gilbert Gottfried’s death in Los Angeles magazine’s special guest column.

lamag.com

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3 years

Hey babies. Happy New Year. We’ve been waiting for 2020 to be over, huh? Stay Positive! Stay Negative! Love ya all.

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@pennjillette

2 months

GONE FISHIN’ A little message from me about moving over more to our Facebook and Instagram accounts. Find me there.✌️

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@pennjillette

5 years

I got to spend some time with my friend, The Amazing Randi. Without Randi there is no me. I love him so much.

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@pennjillette

5 years

Our run at the Rio is old enough to vote. We have been running in the Penn & Teller Theater full time for 18 years! (We did a few months here and there before that). We love it. Thank you all.

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@pennjillette

7 years

How did my life get good enough that Jerry Lewis would smile at me? And how sad to lose him.

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@pennjillette

4 years

It’s 18 years ago today that Penn & Teller started full time at the Rio. And I guess we’re still at the Rio as soon as it opens up. I guess we haven’t lost our streak, but it we have, that’s not the biggest problem in the world today. 18 years. Man.

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@pennjillette

4 years

Back in my dressing room for the first time since March. In a working suit and ready to do Fool Us. It feels weird but it feels good

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@pennjillette

4 years

And not for the guy I worked with!

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@pennjillette

7 years

42 years ago Teller and I did our first shows at the Minnesota Renaissance Festival. We've been doing this longer than you've been alive.

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@pennjillette

4 years

Well that’s that. ⁦ @MrTeller ⁩ and I did our rehearsal time in our rehearsal house and now we move to the Rio to put these brand new Fool Us closer bits on wax!

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1 year

30 years ago today, we did our first show in Vegas. Time Time Time Time. My hair is shorter.

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@pennjillette

6 years

Some people can't even be immorally, dangerously, and embarrassingly insecure properly. A button is not a phallic symbol.

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3 years

He punched me, and pretty hard, maybe not kidding, for being libertarian. We did some charity stuff together. I loved him, was proud to know him and will miss him.

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6 years

I will miss him.

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@pennjillette

5 years

So my son and ⁦ @RealGilbert ⁩ ‘s son hang out. You know maybe there is something to this genetics thing.

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@pennjillette

5 years

Oh man, Ricky Jay. Just a genius. One of the best who ever lived. We’ll all miss you, Ricky. Oh man.

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@pennjillette

4 months

31 years ago we started doing real shows in Vegas. Wow. @MrTeller

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3 years

Criss Angel was selling a lot of stuff from his show, so Teller & I bought a zillion of his souvenir glasses with his eyes on them. We’ll give them away backstage at our P&T show as souvenirs. Now you have a reason to want to meet us backstage!

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2 years

Mi mejor amigo, @Jandro , surprised me. Really surprised me by bringing the greatest magician alive, and certainly one of the greatest people ever, to meet us for supper. He caught a shot of my face when I saw him. JUAN TAMARIZ! Madre Mia. What a trip.

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@pennjillette

4 years

Out of concern and love for our audiences, & well, concern and love for everyone — we will be canceling our shows starting tonight for the next few weeks Hope to be back on stage soon when gathering is once again responsible. Let’s all take care of ourselves & each other. Love

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@pennjillette

4 years

Well, while grieving for Randi, we finished this season of Fool Us. I hope Randi would have been proud.

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6 years

As I've said (and wrote a book about) Every Day is an Atheist Holiday. So Merry Christmas to all whether it's a special day to you or not!

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4 years

Thanks so much for all the birthday wishes. Yes, I'm 65, motherfucker. And I'm working on Fool Us long days, so I couldn't be happier.

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4 years

It was 20 years ago today that I started playing upright jazz bass. I’m not good, but I’m better than I ever thought I’d be. Even during the pandemic I’m practicing almost every day. Plugging along.

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@pennjillette

4 years

Oh dear. Wow was he funny and smart. He will be missed

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@pennjillette

3 years

It was 26 years ago today that we did the Bullet Catch “Magic Bullet” for the very first time. It was so scary. 26 years. Time is a jet plane, it moves too fast.

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2 years

It was 21 years ago tonight that we opened at the Rio. Yup, a lot has changed, but we’re still here in the Penn & Teller theater. Man, what a great run. And what a weird time.

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@pennjillette

6 years

This is a little better picture of me with my buddy and hero, James Randi.

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@pennjillette

2 years

My first big artistic hero, Mike Nesmith. He’s a big part of who I am. It’s love you bring, no that I can’t deny. With your wings, you helped me learn to fly. Sweet Young Mike Nesmith.

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@pennjillette

4 years

This afternoon I got, not damaging, but still startling, sprinkles of liquid nitrogen through my gym shorts on my balls and dick. That can only mean one thing — we are about to shoot another season of Penn & Teller: Fool Us

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@pennjillette

6 years

Here’s a Halloween idea!

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@pennjillette

7 years

Jerry Lewis just died. When I met him, I feel apart, just sobbed. I guess it's time for that again.

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@pennjillette

1 year

We have been at the Rio for 22 years. The longest running headliners in Vegas history. How did that happen? “My god, what have I done?”

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@pennjillette

2 years

As of today, I’ve lived in Vegas for 28 years. Goodness. This is a billboard from a bit after we moved here. Wow. 28 years in Vegas.

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5 years

I have lived in Vegas 25 years, as of today. Man, I guess I live in Vegas. I’m not a New Englander, I’m not a New Yorker, I’m a Las Vegan vegan.

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@pennjillette

4 years

This was in Today’s paper:

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2 years

Man, @BobSaget . I’ve been texting back and forth with people, kind, beautiful and hysterical stories about Bob. He was so great in every way. He always cheered me up.

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@pennjillette

7 years

The impossible has happened. I have personal heroes in sports! Real American heroes.

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4 years

It’s starting. ⁦ @MrTeller ⁩ and I together in lockdown at the closed Rio. We won’t come out of the bubble until we have a full season of 14 new shows!

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6 years

My Leaf was wonderful for 5 years, but I got wicked sick of planning around what ended up being less than 60 miles a charge. So, I just went out and bought a Tesla Model X. Goes farther.

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3 years

33 years ago we started shooting “Penn & Teller Get Killed” with Arthur Penn directing. That’s my mom and dad at the table behind us as extras

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7 years

42 years today of doing Penn & Teller. And that's with no breaks. Not off again on again, just on again.

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3 years

With my new buddies ⁦ @jamieleecurtis ⁩ and ⁦ @bobbyleelive ⁩ in Budapest. At Burger King

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3 years

We will miss you, Larry

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4 years

Randi and I were different sizes but the same heart.

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6 years

It was 25 years ago tonight that we first played Vegas. 25 years. I've been in Vegas longer than anywhere else. I never would have guessed.

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3 years

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3 years

If you’re not vaccinated and want to protect yourself and others and get neat free shit, come see us tomorrow!

Penn & Teller lead Las Vegas Strip vaccination event

The Rio stars are heading up Caesars Entertainment’s pop-up vaccination effort Saturday at Jimmy Kimmel’s Comedy Club at The Linq Promenade.

www.reviewjournal.com

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4 years

So ⁦ @MrTeller ⁩ and I are writing together in la

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3 years

It was 20 years ago tonight that @MrTeller and I opened at the Rio to start the longest running headliners in Vegas history (we didn’t know it at the time, just trying to get through the night. I can’t wait to be on stage again.

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@pennjillette

4 years

Such a sad day. We’ve lost #FredWillard and he will be missed. He was in our “Aristocrats” and killed. He’ll always be “Fernwood Tonight” to me, inventing modern comedy with #MartinMull . Fred never winked, he played the comedy pure. Genius. Perfect.

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5 years

Fifteen years ago, with my best buddy, @Lawrence on the set of @WestWingTV @WestWingWeekly I’m very proud of our flag burning magic trick on that show and it was such a fun set full of wicked smart people. What ever happened to that Lawrence O’Donnell guy?

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4 years

Oh my goodness, we're seeing wonderful magicians as we record our new season of Fool Us, but Phyllis, who does our make-up, is working extra hard making us look okay after we take turns crying after losing Randi.

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4 years

Randi, Randi, Randi, Randi. It’s Amazing how much I miss you. I don’t imagine that feeling is ever going to stop. Randi.

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@pennjillette

5 years

I miss him so much

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6 years

Well, I played bebop upright jazz bass at the Green Mill. I don’t remember ever being more nervous. I did only one song instead of two. I was shaking. I almost threw up. I couldn’t feel my hands. But . . . I did it and people were kind.

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Both Siegfried & Roy are now gone. S&R invented the full length magic show headlining Vegas. A very different style but without S&R there is no P&T in Vegas. Pure showbiz and pure class. He was a team. We are a team. As Tolstoy wrote -Successful magic teams are all the same

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6 years

It's day 0 of my weird atheist skeptic medical vision quest. I'm going to start a water-only fast tomorrow. I'm also going to fast from all social media and news. I need time to think. Things will still be retweeted and get to me, but after today I'll be gone until August.

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2 years

HOLY SHIT. I’m mentioned in the OED. The fucking Oxford English Dictionary! Holy fuck. Wow. This is amazing. I never thought this would happen. Wow.

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5 years

My daughter Moxie killed as Moxie the Vegas Voltara! What a great time. It’ll be a good bit for FU.

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6 years

This is such a thrill.

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4 years

Oh baby. How much do I miss this. My suffering is nothing compared to others but I miss this But people need to be safe. Please stay safe.

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5 years

Oh my goodness. This sure is flattering. Wow.

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8 years

If you are considering voting for Johnson/Weld, please like this tweet, if you will publicly endorse, please message @cyantist

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6 years

I have just meditated 900 days in a row. Haven't missed one. I think it's helped me. Or, I guess more to the point, I've enjoyed it. I'm a hippie.

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7 years

Goodbye to the real, no irony, king of comedy.

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5 years

Happy thanksgiving y’all. This will be my first one that’s cruelty free. Not just vegan for health anymore. (this is not a holiday of healthful eating anyways)

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