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@onetiponehand_

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activist,academic,author,economist,historian,avid reader,traveller,painter,mountaineer,cyclist,dreamer,foodie, photographer...none of these. DM For Promotions

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What if Swades was made in 2024? - Mohan Bhargava goes to meet Kaveri Amma driving his Caravan via road built under Pradhanmantri Gram Sadak Yojana. - Instead of Bisleri,drinks tap water there under Nal se Jal yojana. - Gets amazed to see electricity in the house under Saubhagya
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क्या लोग थे यार🙏🙏🙏🤣🤣
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@onetiponehand_
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7 months
"maine advani ji aur unki family ko ticket dene bola tha,tumne kiara advani n family ko de diya"
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when u give 20 cr to her for shopping and she buys hardik pandya🤧
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2 years
Chetan Bhagat- bhaiyya chawal aur atta chahiye Shopkeeper- *Slaps* Bhagat- chata kyun mara?😢 Shopkeeper- bhai jaise mosque aur temples,mosples hota hai waise hi chawal aur atta,chata hota hai🤣
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3 years
Eating samosas on your book pages
@chetan_bhagat
Chetan Bhagat
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Tell me one thing you miss about pre-Covid times.
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bhai @imVkohli ,how to celebrate meaningful christmas. pls enlighten🙏
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3 years
चार हिन्दू एक दिशा में तभी चलते हैं जब पांचवा कंधे पर हो। #WA
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2 years
Nupur Sharma is already leading it.
@RanaAyyub
Rana Ayyub
2 years
The women will lead the revolution
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3 years
one good thing about new taliban cabinet is that every minister is defence minister
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3 years
nidhi ko bolna zindagi me harvard se zyada hardwork zaruri hota hai
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@onetiponehand_
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2 years
So now,in Delhi: Vice President- OBC Prime Minister- OBC Chief Minister- Oh...BC
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2 years
"beta steve waugh ko 20 minute khada rakhwaya tha maine toss ke liye toh tu kis khet ki mooli hai" #PrinceOfKolkata
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2 years
लाल सिंह चड्ढा को लेकर छलका आप नेता संजय सिंह का दर्द। कहा लोग व्हाइट में टिकट नही ले रहे तो ब्लैक में घंटा लेंगे😭 #BoycottLaalSinghChaddha
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3 years
BREAKING- Rahul Gandhi not joining bjp. Says he's happy supporting the party from outside.
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2 years
aamir khan- modi ji apne bhakton se kahiye ki meri picture dekh lein modi- bhai mere bhakton ne meri khud ki vivek oberoi waali film nhi dekhi toh teri film ke liye kaise bol dun😭🤣🤣🤣
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both captain and coach should be sent to paternity and maternity leave respectively
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3 years
barkha ko khol do...usko sorry bolo aur meri taraf se ek priya-GOLD biscuit khila do😂😂
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Delhi jumps five spots in ease of doing protests.
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@onetiponehand_
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4 years
Ma'am sambhal ke rahiyega....sabse pehle usne pootna ka hi vadh kiya tha:)
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Mrinal Pande
4 years
मथुरा जेल से जो भी छूटा, आगे जाकर उसने बच्चों के हत्यारे कंस से भी मुक्ति दिलाई । #childhoodmemories
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@onetiponehand_
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2 years
bhai ab toh rajya sabha me bhi hamari century ho gyi,teri kab hogi???
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4 years
Police- Maharaj ji...human rights waalon ko kya jawab denge? Yogi- Unko bolna jab human hi nhi bacha toh rights kaise😂😂 #YogiRoxx
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Congress: priyanka gandhi will fight like a tigress in UP BJP:
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3 years
Neeraj Chopra- 23 years. Major Dhyanchand Khel Ratna. Aryan Khan- 23 years. Sameer Wankhede Jail Ratna.
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@onetiponehand_
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4 years
abe ab kya leader of opposition bhi mai hi select kar ke dun kya????
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@onetiponehand_
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5 years
What is the difference between malala and gurmehar kaur? Malala is loyal to her country.
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2 years
goa independents ko bathroom se nikaal do aur meri taraf se sorry bol dena🤣
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@onetiponehand_
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8 months
Whatever ramesh bidhuri has done is unacceptable. Speaker should immediately suspend MP Danish Ali for provoking him.
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2 years
आबादी का अमृत महोत्सव
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2 years
can't believe sussanne left hrithik for kumar vishwas
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Only ipl trophy winners were invited i guess.
@imkevin149
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the only Indian celebrity & cricketer Ambani can’t afford - King Kohli.
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@onetiponehand_
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7 months
rajdeep ko ticket dena zaruri tha??
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1 year
This single scene from RRR gave me more goosebumps
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2 years
miss universe with mr universal🤣
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3 years
Reporter- sir you're not in any alliance in bengal. why? Modi- because we believe in our ideology. Reporter- and what is that? Modi- एकला पेलो रे😂
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2 years
गुजरात का सत्य जान कर ही दो बार प्रधानमंत्री चुना है पगले🤣
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Chacha Nehru was the first man to enter the space......between Mr and Mrs. Mountbatten!!
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india should be wary of this south african variant. last time when someone came from south africa,it resulted in a million death and a divided nation.
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Shiv Sena: We are a party of Tigers. BJP:
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3 years
haan barkha ko mobile wapas kar do
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2 years
bahar swara naachne ke ek hajaar maang rahi hai
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amitabh ki id kholo aur ...I luv u rekha ji likh do😂
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@onetiponehand_
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1 month
"Tum log ab aaram kar lo. Aaj se Papa khud batting karenge"🤣🤣🔥
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4 years
vo dekh bhai wahan pe bhoomipujan hone wala hai 5 ko😂
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3 years
बेटा जिम पे कम और जिमी पर ज़्यादा ध्यान दो
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3 years
happy mother's day to the mother of all scams
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अपनी कुर्सी की पेटी बांध लीजिये। मौसम अब बिगड़ने वाला है🔥
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@onetiponehand_
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जीतने की स्तिथि में हों, तो ही मैं स्टेडियम आऊंगा
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2 years
Ab mathura
@taapsee
taapsee pannu
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Ho gaya. Bas. Ab ?
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5 years
If you wear burkha,they won't speak to you.
@taslimanasreen
taslima nasreen
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In Delhi, if I wear sari, people speak with me in Hindi. If I wear shirt and trousers, they speak with me in English.
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2 years
"bhai maine toh tujhe pehle hi kaha tha ki jab main steve waugh ko uske peak me pel chuka hun toh tu toh fir bhi....khair jaane de...🤣"
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2 years
कश्मीर फाइल्स की सफलता देख कर भावुक हुए आप नेता संजय सिंह। कहा आज अगर वो अपने पुराने पेशे में होते तो करोड़पति बन गए होते🤣
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1 month
Teer sahi jagah lag chuka hai mitron:)
@zoo_bear
Mohammed Zubair
1 month
This speech of PM Modi is nothing but scaremongering, Islamophobic and Misinformation. He Indirectly refers to Muslims as Ghuspaithiya, Refers to Muslims as a community who have more Children.
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ज़िन्दगी में एक बात हमेशा ध्यान रखना "जो मज़ा दौड़ाने में है वो मारने में नहीं"😂 #ChiddiBhagModiAaya
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"Abe sambhalo iske excitement ko ye keh raha hai ki,ab ki baar 543 paar"😂😂😂😂
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maharaj ji didn't congratulate didi,stalin for their victory. my leader😍
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रंग दे तू मोहे महुआ😍
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india vaccinates a new zealand in a single day but cannot even take five new zealand wkts in half a day. choose your leader wisely.
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We're living in interesting times. Our country has all the great sports stars, cine stars,poets,authors,economists et all. Yet,the most popular Indian is a 73 year old politician!
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Amethi ne thaani hai Ab ki bar Irani hai
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bapu searching abuses shami received
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बेटा वो अब्बू नहीं...आज से तुम्हारे शौहर हैं
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Sir @PrakashJavdekar I&B ministry humein dey do. Aap jaa kar Dream 11 pe team banao.
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1 year
देखो संसद में शशि थरूर से दूर ही रहना
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what would you say when you see rajdeep wearing a red shirt? द लाल ☺️
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अबे ये बोल रहा है कि वो 5 एकड़ में बनने वाली बाबरी मस्जिद का नाम भी अब बजरंगी मस्जिद होगा #yogiroxx
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Malala is international gurmehar kaur.
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Kehna nhi chahiye par uncle Chutiye hain😂
@klishtakara
Priya
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My pappa's prediction is that bjp won't get even 50 seats this time. I wish it comes true.
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what is the similarity between rajiv gandhi and virat kohli? both couldn't stop anderson
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raj kundra got bail. ab vo porn roop se swatantra hai.
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3 years
जब निर्ममता से बीजेपी के कार्यकर्ता मारे जा रहे थे तो ये दो टके का कॉमेडियन क्या था? Mum-Tha
@varungrover
वरुण 🇮🇳
3 years
ये ममता की जीत से ज़्यादा निर्ममता की हार है।
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OK. WE WILL LIE TO UK.
@SethShruti
Shruti Seth
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First thing: STOP LYING TO US
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3 years
मिया खलीफा का समर्थन पा कर खीरा किसानों में खुशी की लहर 😂
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@onetiponehand_
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tharoor ki agli patni shivsena se hogi
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israel is a true secular state. celebrating eid n diwali in style😎
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Lemme explain you this way: CAB is for kicking out your son. NRC is for kicking out you😂
@tavleen_singh
Tavleen Singh
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Will someone explain why we need a National Register of Citizens? Do we not already have Aadhar cards and voter cards and PAN cards? So what really is the point of this NRC?
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some legends with their respective cups won
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Can't even boycott sonam kapoor movies. Bina boycott ke hi flop ho jaati hain😭
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"राजस्थान के बाहिद जाओ। वहां मिर्ची सेठ तुम्हे बोरे में भर कर उस पार पहुंचा देगा"
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Homemade Ganesha by wife
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Man of the series to Virat Kohli. His paternity leave was a blessing in disguise. #INDvsAUS
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Didi ki poori zindagi pappuon ko defend karne me hi beetegi😂
@priyankac19
Priyanka Chaturvedi🇮🇳
5 years
If Maharashtra needs him as the CM why are large volume of tweets from places outside of Maharashtra? 🤷‍♀️ Popular CM in Delhi, Dhaka and Dubai?! 🤭
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Modi ji in full form today🔥
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let's not forget chetan bhagat's contribution in providing paper plates to millions of poha n samosa eaters through his books. give credit where due.
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ab kashmir ko sab bhool gaye hain. hum itne bill laaenge,itne bill laaenge ki confuse ho jaaoge ki kisme outrage kare aur kisme nahi😂😂😂😂
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My PM- OBC My CM- OBC Delhi CM- Oh...BC
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4 years
Many will disagree,but in this entire CAA thing, #yogiroxx has emerged as a better administrator than motabhai.
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Harvard educated,brightest economist @PChidambaram_IN taken to cleaners by Chaiwala!! The sheer speed,scale and execution of @narendramodi is unparalleled. India is set to be the third largest economy in the world in the next five years. That's the difference between Modi and
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Satyanarayan Bhagwan ka ashirwad le lo mitron🙏
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लड़की- आपको तो हाथ से खाना ही नही आता पप्पू- बेटा... इस 'हाथ' ने जितना खाया है उतना तुम्हारी सात पुष्तें नही खा सकती😜
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"bhai...biden ke president rehte jisko pelna hai pel de. fir trump aaega toh vo nuclear se neeche baat nhi karta"
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Ambani is already giving us cheap data. If he enters farming he could provide us low cost 'anna' too. He would be our true Anna-Data.
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barkha ka kabul ka ticket kaato. kuch pooche toh bol dena usko heroine cast kiya hai Khuda Gawaah ke sequel ke liye😂
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when u give 15cr to wife for shopping and she buys ishan kishan
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We already caught you in 2012 sir😭
@DrAMSinghvi
Abhishek Singhvi
4 years
Catch me live today at 9:20 pm @ndtv with @Nidhi .
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kutte paalo toh aise paalo ki jab use khana dena chhod do toh wo kahe 'mujhme hi koi kami rahi hogi'🤣
@Aakar__Patel
Aakar Patel
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as a journalist i’ve no problem with rahul gandhi being rude to us is what we deserve given our record
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If dick is nationalist then what is hardik-? Hardcore nationalist?
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vintage tipu sir_ 53.78_
5 years
बालासाहब पहले शेर थे जिन्होंने गधे को पैदा किया।
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vintage tipu sir_ 53.78_
4 years
why modi ji is conducting arial survey and not surf excel survey?
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vintage tipu sir_ 53.78_
4 years
Rajdeep saving rhea chakraborty
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