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@MrMichaelSpicer
Michael Spicer
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the room next door - Nadine Dorries
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the room next door - Dominic Raab and Taking a Knee
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Michael Spicer
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the room next door - Priti Patel
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the room next door - Matt Hancock's Daily Briefing for #TheMashReport
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@MrMichaelSpicer
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pm: work from home if you can a child: ok pm: not you
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one mp said to me last night
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@MrMichaelSpicer
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the room next door - President Trump and the Coronavirus
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@MrMichaelSpicer
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3 weeks in and she's lost the markets $500 billion. not saying that's grounds for dismissal or anything but i once nearly lost my job for buying a curry with a company card
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@MrMichaelSpicer
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Half of British television always starts like this.
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@MrMichaelSpicer
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the room next door - President Trump and the Test
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@MrMichaelSpicer
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the room next door - Boris Johnson Resignation Speech
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@MrMichaelSpicer
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Work from home but go to the office party. That’s a real thing that was said by the leader of the country this evening. Merry Christmas.
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@MrMichaelSpicer
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four seasons total landscaping local ad
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@MrMichaelSpicer
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One day they’ll be gone. Sure they’ll be writing columns for the Telegraph and publishing tedious memoirs and presenting documentaries about kings and railways but they’ll be gone. The whole relentlessly incompetent and vile lot of them will be gone. And it will be a good day. 🥃
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@MrMichaelSpicer
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i hate it when he does this
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@MrMichaelSpicer
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downstream this
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@MrMichaelSpicer
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the 'no racism in the uk' report team meeting
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@MrMichaelSpicer
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It doesn't matter what the PM said at the homeless shelter, it's the fact that someone in his team thought a man worth £730m giving a homeless person a plate of sausages and eggs would be good PR.
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@MrMichaelSpicer
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the room next door - Priti Patel and Yvette Cooper
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@MrMichaelSpicer
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the room next door - The End
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the room next door - President Trump feat. Boris Johnson PART ONE
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@MrMichaelSpicer
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The Conservative Party in 2022.
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@MrMichaelSpicer
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the room next door - Dominic Cummings SHORT VERSION
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@MrMichaelSpicer
Michael Spicer
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On June 25th 2019, presenter Ross Kempsell asked Boris Johnson "What do you do to relax?" And in that moment, my life changed forever. It's now my last day at my office job before I embark on a career in comedy. Forgive the sentimental tweet but my god thank you for sharing..
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@MrMichaelSpicer
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the room next door - Michael Gove
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@MrMichaelSpicer
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the room next door - Boris Johnson and the Kipper
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@MrMichaelSpicer
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the room next door - Thanks Everyone
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@MrMichaelSpicer
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the room next door - Penny Mordaunt
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@MrMichaelSpicer
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Every Matt Hancock video in 1 minute.
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the room next door - Boris Johnson at the CBI
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@MrMichaelSpicer
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man calls itv to complain about diversity blm routine
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@MrMichaelSpicer
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the room next door - Gavin Williamson
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@MrMichaelSpicer
Michael Spicer
3 years
To any protesters, please remember not to engage in an act of clear provocation with the police such as lighting a candle or not being a duchess.
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@MrMichaelSpicer
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[to the tune of ymca] white man there’s no need to wade in I said white man just don’t even begin I said white man this is a talk about race it just does not app ly to you
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@MrMichaelSpicer
Michael Spicer
1 year
Spurs have brought on a player who looks like all four Beatles.
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@MrMichaelSpicer
Michael Spicer
3 years
Just watching Tory MPs on Twitter taking issue with Marcus Rashford. Imagine watching a man doing everything he can to feed hungry children and your first thought being "whoa hold on there".
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@MrMichaelSpicer
Michael Spicer
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the news atm
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@MrMichaelSpicer
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Why is Matt Hancock staging a comeback and why are the media entertaining it? He is a bin fire of mismanagement and corruption, he’s not ABBA.
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the room next door from 2014 - Liz Truss
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@MrMichaelSpicer
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retrain for cyber
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@MrMichaelSpicer
Michael Spicer
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the symptoms
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@MrMichaelSpicer
Michael Spicer
4 years
govt ministers keeping a 2m distance from their own backbones this morning
@MattHancock
Matt Hancock
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I know how ill coronavirus makes you. It was entirely right for Dom Cummings to find childcare for his toddler, when both he and his wife were getting ill.
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@MrMichaelSpicer
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LORD HESELTINE: don't vote tory GOVE: I have great respect for you but I disagree STORMZY: don't vote tory GOVE: wagwan bruv what u chattin bout n ting lol
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“I supported the PM until now” says colleague who was presumably fine with the misogyny, lying, bullying, cheating, racism, greed, elitism and general staggering ineptitude and vileness.
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the room next door - On a Zoom with Don Jnr
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@MrMichaelSpicer
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4 years
I keep singing Diamonds are Forever around the home and winking at my wife. That way the car mats will be an even bigger surprise.
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@MrMichaelSpicer
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Just for the record, I've been in the same room as Suella Braverman and she is a thundering volcanic halfwit. She shouldn't be left alone near a toaster by herself never mind the home office.
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3 years
wow did anyone else hear him fall as he walked out?
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@MrMichaelSpicer
Michael Spicer
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I can't keep up with this government. Even a shitshow needs an interval.
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@MrMichaelSpicer
Michael Spicer
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stop saying stop the boats as if they don't have people on them you grotty shameless fuckers
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@MrMichaelSpicer
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white guy: hello I want to make a confession I killed some people officer: I see, did you get a good look at the person who drove you to this?
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This was the Home Secretary's answer as to why the UK has the worst daily death rate in the world.
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the room next door - Zooming with Don Jr Again
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the room next door - Boris Johnson and Bunny Hugging
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@MrMichaelSpicer
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4 years
Unless we start interviewing Jeremy Corbyn's uncle or Jo Swinson's granny can we stop talking to the Prime Minister's fucking dad.
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Every football pundit talking about Man Utd.
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the room next door - President Trump feat. Boris Johnson PART TWO
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Michael Spicer
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Lunch might be the only meal they have for the whole day, that's literally the whole fucking point of this. Only lunch. Fuck you.
@Channel4News
Channel 4 News
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“It’s only their lunch. It’s not all meals every day. It’s enough for lunches for a child for a week… usually.” Tory MP Pauline Latham defends the free school meals policy.
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The PM could be photographed on a rocking horse, dressed as Stalin, drinking neat gin from a glass sculpture of a food bank and Michael Fabricant will say 'I know some teachers who did that' and that will be that because nothing matters.
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ungrateful hostage
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@MrMichaelSpicer
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The real scandal is when the BBC didn’t sack their science correspondent who stood within 2 metres of the actual virus.
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if art critics talked like football pundits
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I wonder if the person who came up with the phrase 'jumping on the bandwagon' got really annoyed when everyone else started using it.
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David Bowie Predicts the Impact of the Internet on Newsnight (1999)
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I haven’t been to 16 parties in my life.
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the room next door - Suella Braverman and THE END OF THE ROOM NEXT DOOR
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Michael Spicer
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I think to clear all of this up, Priti Patel should give an in-depth interview. Without too much prep. And plenty of pauses because it helps when I edit.
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Someone has coached Liz Truss to moderate her body language and facial expressions. I understand the ploy to hoover up Thatcherites by appearing icy but there’s ‘icy’ and there’s ‘animatronic corpse’.
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@MrMichaelSpicer
Michael Spicer
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Not that you need me to point this out but if you have a burning desire to be creative and to work in the arts, do NOT rethink, reskill or reboot. Just keep fucking going.
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@MrMichaelSpicer
Michael Spicer
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great to be back
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the room next door - Boris Johnson and the Kipper now with subtitles by @vodathan
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"please hold"
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@MrMichaelSpicer
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Grant Shapps says face masks will be compulsory on public transport. Also big announcement due regarding the closing of stable doors following a big spike last month in bolted horses.
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the room next door - President Trump and Homelessness now with subtitles by @vodathan
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@MrMichaelSpicer
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the room next door - Nadine Dorries Resigns
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whut
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the room next door - Liz Truss with subtitles by @vodathan
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Michael Spicer
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Stay alert Have a barbecue But make it a small one Don’t invite Geoff he’s got underlying health problems Take him a plate of sausages or something later And a beer That’s okay probably Save lives
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@MrMichaelSpicer
Michael Spicer
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Hey @MattHancock thanks for the follow. Check out *these* two slides!
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@MrMichaelSpicer
Michael Spicer
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Orlando Bloom’s regime read by an old cockney.
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@MrMichaelSpicer
Michael Spicer
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Why don’t these hungry families just forage? Every morning I go to my top turret (because that provides the best view of my orchard) and I pick the most bountiful tree. What is stopping these people from going to *their* top turrets? It’s just laziness.
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We will learn from this, he said. All his life his entitlement has made him immune to the consequences of his reckless actions, which is fine if you just want to be a lying journalist or an adulterer. It’s a bit different if you want to be PM. I hope he’s learnt that at least.
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In all seriousness Matt Hancock needs to give a frank and open interview about this because it’s in the public interest and also because I’ve not done him for a while.
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