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Matt Farley of Motern Media

@MoternMedia

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Magic Spot Saturday, May 4th 7:30pm Tapley Hall, Danvers, MA $12 Email to reserve a seat: moternmusic @hotmail .com

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Matt Farley of Motern Media

@MoternMedia

1 year

An 8th grader wrote this about me in his school newspaper.

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4 months

BREAKING NEWS!!!!

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2 years

Ten years ago, I wrote a song about Kris Jenner. Yesterday, she and her daughter danced to it on Tiktok.

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3 years

Yes! It happened! I just recorded my 21,000th song!!! It’s the greatest achievement in the history of art!!!

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5 years

It happened! I just recorded my 20,000th song! This is The Greatest Achievement in the History of Art.

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3 months

When a local college student asks, “Will you meet me at a library study room for a podcast interview?” the answer is always, “YES!”

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25 days

There’s a HUGE article about Matt Farley in today’s New York Times!!!! Brilliantly written by @brettmartin .

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9 months

Challenge accepted.

Buzzing Pop

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9 months

“I’m gonna make and release many albums as humanly possible.” — Taylor Swift during her #ErasTour in LA

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3 years

YES! I just recorded my 22,000th song!!! This is THE GREATEST ACHIEVEMENT IN THE HISTORY OF ART!!!

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5 months

Matt Farley is one of the few superstar celebrities who shares his actual phone number with fans. Call him: 603-644-0048.

DUA LIPA

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5 months

Text me… 💋 +1 (917) 810-3415

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Matt Farley of Motern Media

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1 year

Matt Farley just recorded his 24,000th song!

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2 years

6 years ago today. The greatest moment in TV history!!

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1 year

In a few months, this man will have done what Sufjan couldn’t.

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3 years

When strangers text me an invitation to meet them for ice cream, I accept that invitation. 603-644-0048

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Matt Farley of Motern Media

@MoternMedia

2 years

Only 12 more albums before I’ve covered all 50 states. Sufjan will not catch me!!!!

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11 months

World premiere of HEARD SHE GOT MURDERED!

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2 years

Around the world, children are getting their first Spotify accounts for Christmas, which means they are just moments away from this inevitable discovery.

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3 years

This was recently declared the greatest moment in TV history.

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1 year

Journalist Will Sloan included Local Legends (2013) among the 10 best movies EVER. And you’ve probably never seen it! Enough already!! Watch it this weekend!!!

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1 year

People from far and wide have been demanding to know what I voted for in the historic 2022 Sight & Sound poll. Wonder no more.

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4 months

When a couple strangers text Matt Farley asking him to meet them for ice cream, the answer is always, “YES!”

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24 days

Pippi has been walking around the house with a MAJOR attitude since appearing in the New York Times yesterday.

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8 months

Despite his elite superstar status, Matt Farley of Motern Media sometimes rides the subway, just like everyone else!

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7 months

Matt Farley is well known for being a petty, spiteful, viciously jealous man.

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3 months

For tax purposes, Motern Media is considering NEVER RELEASING the movie they’re currently producing.

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Matt Farley of Motern Media

@MoternMedia

10 months

BREAKING NEWS: He did it! Matt Farley just released his 49th and 50th albums about US states.

The Guy Who Sings Songs About Cities & Towns

Artist · 20.9K monthly listeners.

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@MoternMedia

6 months

Despite his superstar status, Matt Farley still does his own grocery shopping, just like anybody else.

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3 months

Matt Farley is known for being extremely thin-skinned and spiteful.

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17 days

My thoughts on the #controversial new episode of @ImprtCinemaClub . #ElevatedTvs #SpeakUp

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@MoternMedia

2 years

Announcement: The sequel to DON'T LET THE RIVERBEAST GET YOU! will be titled MELANCHOLY OF A MERMAN.

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Matt Farley of Motern Media

@MoternMedia

2 years

Life is boring! Make a no-budget movie with your friends.

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@MoternMedia

1 year

Matt Farley is a dangerous, uncompromising artist who plays by his own rules.

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@MoternMedia

5 months

BILLIE EILISH LOVES THE TOILET BOWL CLEANERS!!!!

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5 months

Legendary video.

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1 year

FINISH YOUR CREATIVE PROJECT! No matter how bad you think it is. Just finish it—and put it out into the world. Even if it’s embarrassing. Then you’ll be in the habit of completing projects, which will be helpful when you find yourself working on a good one! -Motern Method

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6 months

That's right! It did!

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10 months

This commenter thinks Matt Farley is being “destructive to real songwriters.”

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Matt Farley of Motern Media

@MoternMedia

9 months

No mention of how Matt Farley completed 50 albums about 50 states.

Pitchfork

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9 months

Sufjan Stevens is releasing his first solo singer-songwriter album since Carrie & Lowell

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8 months

“Poop in my Fingernails” surpasses 4,000,000 Spotify streams!!

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1 year

@_Im_Spartacus_ I have no connection to the kid! I just found the article during one of my regular Google Vanity Searches. It's pretty well written! The kid has promise!

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Matt Farley of Motern Media

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4 years

Just finished a 12-mile Walk. Feeling good. Looking great.

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Matt Farley of Motern Media

@MoternMedia

7 months

LIFE IS PASSING YOU BY, AND YOU HAVEN’T YET MADE A MOVIE!! Get to work: Write a script between now and February. Shoot it on weekends from March through June, editing as you go. Finish up over the summer. Rent a hall and premiere it in September. REPEAT

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1 year

Greatest ad campaign ever.

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4 years

4 years ago today! The greatest moment in television history!!

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7 months

For this weekend only: Heard She Got Married (2021) is FREE on YouTube! Experience the original as you await the sequel on BluRay, which will be shipping out this month from @GoldNinjaVideo .

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@MoternMedia

7 months

FREAKY FARLEY is free to watch on YouTube and Tubi.

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@MoternMedia

8 months

7 years ago today: The greatest moment in TV history!

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@MoternMedia

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Going to parade around Salem.

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@MoternMedia

4 months

Big budget movies are LAME! Make a no-budget movie in your backyard, garage, and screened-in deck.

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Matt Farley of Motern Media

@MoternMedia

5 years

Year-end stats: Total 2018 earnings from streaming and MP3 downloads: $43,719.45 That’s an average of $2.26 per song! Best year yet! Thanks for listening!!

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Matt Farley of Motern Media

@MoternMedia

3 years

I destroyed my dressing room after this performance and have since been banned from appearing on NBC ever again.

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@MoternMedia

1 year

Google “albums about states” and somehow this comes up, even though I have 45 and he has 2. Sufjan Stevens is my mortal enemy.

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@MoternMedia

1 year

Future movies that we hope to make: -Melancholy of a Merman -Evil Puddle -Evil Spot -Losers Out -Transfer Station -New England (a 5-hour epic) -Motern Media Halloween Mystery Special -another secret sequel

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@MoternMedia

1 year

Just had a great meal at The Red Arrow Diner, where they respect Motern Media!

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@MoternMedia

10 months

Gold Ninja Video is the best Blu Ray label.

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Matt Farley of Motern Media

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2 years

Matt Farley is a close, personal friend to many celebrities.

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1 year

Matt Farley is sick and tired of being disrespected by the music and movie industries. He’s not gonna take it anymore!

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@MoternMedia

5 months

Top 4 Motern artists on Spotify this year!

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Matt Farley of Motern Media

@MoternMedia

7 months

I’ve heard he’ll be doing “Poop in my Fingernails” at the Massachusetts shows.

Rolling Stone

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7 months

Bob Dylan Is Mixing Up His Setlist to Honor Local Heroes in Every City He Hits. 🔗

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@MoternMedia

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Several people are completely obsessed with Matt Farley of Motern Media.

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@MoternMedia

1 year

BREAKING NEWS: Farley v @brendonwalsh ends in a 2-2 tie!

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@MoternMedia

3 months

There’s nothing else like this in cinema.

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Mixed reactions to today's big article.

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@MoternMedia

1 year

Fun fact: Tubi seems to have written their own synopsis for our movie!

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@MoternMedia

2 years

This was recently declared THE GREATEST MOMENT IN TV HISTORY.

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@MoternMedia

9 months

Matt Farley is the nicest guy in showbiz…or is he? Some have described him as “spiteful,” “petty,” and “difficult to work with.”

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Matt Farley of Motern Media

@MoternMedia

9 months

It’s not your job to determine if your creative project is any good. Your job is to simply create it, release it, and then start a new project. -The Motern Method

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Matt Farley of Motern Media

@MoternMedia

1 year

Matt Farley’s personal phone number is 603-644-0048.

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@MoternMedia

4 years

Motern Media Financial Report: My 20,086 songs earned $56,767 in 2019. That's an average of $2.83 per song. Best year yet!

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Matt Farley of Motern Media

@MoternMedia

6 months

At the Jonathan Richman show! We’ve been recognized by one Motern fan so far!

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Matt Farley of Motern Media

@MoternMedia

4 years

This is the legendary moment when my #1 fan, @billieeilish , first discovered her favorite song, “Poop in my Fingernails.”

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Matt Farley of Motern Media

@MoternMedia

3 years

Most of the people who hate my music are stupid.

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Matt Farley of Motern Media

@MoternMedia

3 years

Working on releasing a new album that includes my 23,000th song! Yes, you heard right. MATT FARLEY WILL SOON RELEASE SONG #23 ,000!!!

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@MoternMedia

2 months

It looks cool.

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9 months

Friends and family can’t see you as an artist. Your latest masterpiece is just another cute little project. Their compliments are always demeaning (“This is much better than that last thing you did!). Share as little of your work with them as possible. -The Motern Method

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@MoternMedia

3 years

HEARD SHE GOT MARRIED The brand new movie from Motern Media and ShockMarathons. Available worldwide now.

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@MoternMedia

7 months

Not enough people are talking about the fact that music is so great!

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@MoternMedia

4 months

Matt Farley is sick and tired of being hounded by fans and reporters! He demands that people stay out of his private life. He’s not gonna take it anymore.

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Matt Farley of Motern Media

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3 years

Wow! T. Swift is releasing 2 albums this year! Everyone is rejoicing! MEANWHILE, no one is celebrating the 17 double-albums released this year by The Odd Man Who Sings About Poop, Puke & Pee. #unfair #ourprioritiesareinthewrongplace

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Matt Farley of Motern Media

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When legendary MLB pitcher @Duffman tweets that he wants The Kansas City Sports Band to write a song about @jbljunis , The Kansas City Sports Band finishes that song within 24 hours! Coming soon to Spotify: "Jakob Junis: A Very Super Talented Baseball Man"

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Matt Farley is a fierce, uncompromising artist who refuses to play by the rules.

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@MoternMedia

3 years

Billie Eilish is a huge fan on The Toilet Bowl Cleaners.

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1 year

Yesterday was a huge day for The Guy. Thanks to a viral TikTok video, his monthly listeners increased by 90,000 in one day!

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10 months

Coming to BluRay and OnDemand this Fall: HEARD SHE GOT MURDERED

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9 months

Matt Farley developed an infamous scheme to earn big money from music. His scheme? Release lots of great songs that people enjoy listening to.

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Matt Farley of Motern Media

@MoternMedia

2 years

In our new movie, Tom Scalzo plays a character named Toronto’s Own Will Sloan. @WillSloanEsq @FaithandPoe @SurlyRalph

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Matt Farley of Motern Media

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2021: HEARD SHE GOT MARRIED; METAL DETECTOR MANIAC 2022: MAGIC SPOT 2023: BOSTON JOHNNY; HEARD SHE GOT MURDERED 2024: EVIL PUDDLE; secret sequel project Beyond 2024: EVIL SPOT; MELANCHOLY OF A MERMAN; LOSERS OUT; SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH THE HOUSE NEXT DOOR; TOOIE; FREAKY FARLEY 2

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Matt Farley of Motern Media

@MoternMedia

6 years

I just finished my 327th album, which includes my 19,000th song! I’m having a great celebration here in the basement!!!!

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@MoternMedia

1 year

These fans of Poop Songs just spotted me on a long walk and posed for a photo with me!!! #celebstatus

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Matt Farley of Motern Media

@MoternMedia

25 days

We will try to hang on until then.

Will Sloan

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I genuinely think we’re, at most, five years away from a Matt Farley/Charlie Roxburgh retrospective on the Criterion Channel.

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Matt Farley of Motern Media

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5 months

BREAKING NEWS: The Very Nice Interesting Singer Man is coming out of retirement to release MULTIPLE albums in 2024.

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@MoternMedia

1 year

Coming soon!

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3 years

These people think my lifelong commitment to music is depressing. Depressing!?!? How about inspiring? Not to mention hilarious, glorious, paradigm-shifting, etc.

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@MoternMedia

5 months

People are SHOCKED not only by the high quantity of Matt Farley’s work, but also by its high quality.

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Matt Farley of Motern Media

@MoternMedia

29 days

There is a lot of controversy surrounding Matt Farley of Motern Media.

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Matt Farley of Motern Media

@MoternMedia

3 years

Isn’t it reassuring to know that Matt Farley is probably in the middle of recording a new song at any given moment?

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10 months

No public statement on this issue from Sufjan so far.

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BREAKING NEWS: He did it! Matt Farley just released his 49th and 50th albums about US states.

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Matt Farley of Motern Media

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3 months

MOTERN MEDIA FUTURE RELEASES: secret sequel project ('24) Evil Puddle ('24) Losers Out ('25) Motern Media Halloween Special ('25) BEYOND 2025: Melancholy of a Merman New England: a 5-Hour Movie Evil DJ Haunted Screened-In Deck Freaky Farley 2: Freaky Farley v The Mayor Evil Spot

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Coffee Milk. The greatest beverage.

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