@Michael_Levin Someone asked me today if I was “excited to watch the Sixers game.” ??!?!?

@BenjaminSolak homicide

@Michael_Levin At least once a game I stop and think about how this is anything but fun. And then for some reason I just keep watching.

@Michael_Levin Can we just sim them like a video game, so that way all the anxiety is just hitting a button and then seeing the final score?

@Michael_Levin ‘I only watch wins’ was a Sixers aphorism.

@Michael_Levin The only way to watch sixers playoff games and kinda preserve mental health is Brad Pitt moneyball style

@Michael_Levin I feel like one day the sixers will win a chip but every single series they will fall down 3-1 and I will be dead before they even get to the finals

@Michael_Levin First, second and third-round byes based on per-36 numbers. It's the only way

@Michael_Levin Need an auto-sim function

@Michael_Levin so true...We want a long run of guessing bell ringers, theoretical bricken for chicken candidates, speculating who the face of the franchise is, and class warfare on ticket prices. Not so much on the actual games.

@Michael_Levin @SlippinBenny You can only assess this in retrospect. All playoff games in the heat of the moment are terrible

@Michael_Levin This video has been my go-to mental health bible for the Sixers playoffs, highly recommend:

@Michael_Levin The occasional wire to wire blowout win would be nice. Can’t remember one in my lifetime of being a sixers fan

@Michael_Levin Pros of winning - I get to watch another Sixers game Cons of winning - I get to watch another Sixers game

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@Michael_Levin God so true

@Michael_Levin Fast forward 2 months?

@Michael_Levin I've never agreed with you more. The words "I hate basketball" come out of my mouth about 30 times a game.

@Michael_Levin You guys can’t even give away tickets lol

@Michael_Levin I am aging in dog years during this Knicks series