thank you all, yes it’s a velvet suit, yes the pants ripped during cocktail hour, yes @ColleenWolfe quickly sewed them back up in the 99th percentile in Wedding Combine history, yes Tatum beat the Sixers during the hora, and no this Wife Guy was too happily fucked up to care

@Michael_Levin @alyssalitman This deal is like a Russell Westbrook contract, except the complete opposite. Congrats my guy

@Michael_Levin @alyssalitman Congrats!

@Michael_Levin @alyssalitman Is that a velvet suit?!

@Michael_Levin @alyssalitman Congrats!!

@Michael_Levin @alyssalitman Bro gave her the max extension

@Michael_Levin @alyssalitman How many first round picks were required for the deal? You spent years scouting, so I guess that is a great deal! Congrats! But still, you can't do this while your team is losing to the Celtics and Spike has to do the pod with Derek lol! You reverse jinxed Tatum lol!

@Michael_Levin @alyssalitman congrats!!🙏

@Michael_Levin @alyssalitman Congratulations 🍾

@Michael_Levin @alyssalitman Assuming the sixers lost on the Tatum shot the night of your wedding….makes almost too much sense

@Michael_Levin @alyssalitman Oh wow. Acceptable reason to miss the pod I guess. Congrats

@Michael_Levin @alyssalitman You guys look SO happy and your wedding looked like an absolute rager. Sending you both all the love and good wishes.

@Michael_Levin @alyssalitman Congrats you two!

@Michael_Levin @alyssalitman Congratulations to you both. Stunning couple.

@Michael_Levin @alyssalitman woo the rare double Philly Max!!

@Michael_Levin @alyssalitman Congratulations, so happy the Sixers/Celtics game was able to get you in the right mindset for the big weekend!

@Michael_Levin @alyssalitman Is that Sharp in the background??? (And Mazel!)

@Michael_Levin @alyssalitman Congrats Mike and Alyssa!

@Michael_Levin @alyssalitman Congrats to the family!

@Michael_Levin @alyssalitman i still can't believe you married a Lakers fan