Ben Simmons Trade Destinations, Ranked Comedically: 7. Magic (fultz & mcw) 6. The Utah Rookies 5. An Expansion Team Comprised Of Kendall Jenner’s Exes 4. Heat (literally jimmy) 3. Celtics 2. Four-Team Trade Where He Goes Back To The Sixers Due To Clerical Error 1. Hawks Tweet added by Michael Levin @Michael_Levin

Michael Levin

2 years

Ben Simmons Trade Destinations, Ranked Comedically: 7. Magic (fultz & mcw) 6. The Utah Rookies 5. An Expansion Team Comprised Of Kendall Jenner’s Exes 4. Heat (literally jimmy) 3. Celtics 2. Four-Team Trade Where He Goes Back To The Sixers Due To Clerical Error 1. Hawks

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@lehmanlaw

2 years

@Michael_Levin Now that’s a professional Hollywood writer for you folks. Well done, 👏. #5 will have a G league team too.

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Scott

@greedisgood70

2 years

@Michael_Levin Sixer fans if they got back Fultz and MCW back in a Simmons trade:

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Ben

@bwoodworth

2 years

@Michael_Levin I know this is a joke, but #2 really does seem the most likely outcome.

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Steve

@SteveMalogna

2 years

@Michael_Levin After number 2 happens, can we raise a “Clerical Error” banner?

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Philly Freezer

@PhillyFreezer_

2 years

@Michael_Levin Going to the Celtics would be 1000x funnier than the Hawks

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Jordan Hofferman

@JHofferman23

2 years

@Michael_Levin Honorable mention- Mavs. Cuban would lose his hair in 2 months.

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Vincent Cavalcanti

@Vinnythemailman

2 years

@Michael_Levin Number 5 would be a contender though… lol

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Jacob Kravitz

@jmkrav

2 years

@Michael_Levin Dying laughing at #2

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Torey Franks

@toreyfranks

2 years

@Michael_Levin But will there be a pick swap involved at any point

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Mike Deegan

@ItsMikeDeegan

2 years

@Michael_Levin In any event, we need to get the metaverse rights to Sir Lucas Capetian.

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Steve R

@OyinboSteve

2 years

@Michael_Levin 😂

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Amy

@kjnchic

2 years

@Michael_Levin @BearcatfanAdam 😂😂

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Gio Campbell🥷

@GCampbellll

2 years

@Michael_Levin 8. Four Seasons Landscapers! 😩 #sixers

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Justin Stark

@therealstarker

2 years

@Michael_Levin Utah dark horse for funniest. He’d hate living there, playing with Gobert, Mitchell would bully him until he forfeited his ROY trophy and the team would implode

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Chris R.

@PopPopInAttic

2 years

@Michael_Levin It really needs to be Jimmy and the Heat in order for practices to start like this

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John G

@gelhardme

2 years

@Michael_Levin You forgot to the Suns for Bridges and Saric.

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Rem Rieder

@remrieder

2 years

@Michael_Levin Joining Wentz in Indy?

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Stevie

@trustthecosmic

2 years

@Michael_Levin How did the Kings not make the list? It would be extremely funny to send him to Sacramento

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Sean Carroll

@SeanCarrollNews

2 years

@Michael_Levin Is it time to “retire” the “you know, Lickface” until he’s traded? Like with Okafor?

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Michael Brumagin

@MBrumagin

2 years

@Michael_Levin No. 2 is the absolute best. It's too bad that David Stern is no longer around to step into the league office and make that scenario a reality, circa Clippers/Hornets 2011.

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