Embiid, Simmons, and Butler -- who all loathe each other and despite the fake high-fives, haven't spoken in years -- each had 8 assists tonight on an imploding Sixers team that is 2nd in the NBA in assists and 14 games over .500
@Michael_Levin
As we speak Ben is plotting to go to LA to be closer with his Jenner true love. While Embiid ponders retirement to Join Space Force and live out his astronaut dreams