So these strange pigeon / dove birds keep destroying my plants, trying to live in them. Just spotted one again bedding down in my chives, so I opened the glass door to the patio to chase the bird, flailing and shouting...and then I realize...
I’m naked.
@Marladukharan
I’m sure the birds aren’t saying “chicks, cover your eyes, there’s a naked human”, because they have on no clothes either.... :) Anywhere, where the video? ;)