@Mama_Bedlam Some dude got calcified.

@MaeMutated Oh you know

@Mama_Bedlam +3 tetanus ass ranged weapon

@Mama_Bedlam @UpdatingOnRome Oh. That explains why the Roman Empire expanded so quickly.

@Mama_Bedlam Nothin' a few hammer whacks won't fix

@Mama_Bedlam @SuperNerdMike A time-traveling service revolver, the most dangerous of weapons despite it's appearance.

@Mama_Bedlam Bikini Bottom.

@Mama_Bedlam If only he had a swifter draw.

@Mama_Bedlam If it weren’t for the handle, I’d think this was a crudely carved rock. Wtf

@Mama_Bedlam Maaan some 6 year old kid could have found that, spent weeks restoring it by accident, accidentally purchased ammo and loaded the gun and then accidentally SHOT someone smhmhmh

@Mama_Bedlam LMFAO

@Mama_Bedlam Smith's great great great grandfather made this. Before the Wesson family line even got its name.

@Mama_Bedlam pull the trigger and anyone unlucky enough to be on the other end of the barrel gets a blast of asbestos

@Mama_Bedlam This volcano got hands but I ain't out of options