@MLB Grandpa needs to retire already

@MLB C'mon Albert act like you have done this before

@MLB Obliterated

@MLB 700 inbound

@MLB YES!!!!!

@MLB Poetry

@MLB Angles cursed confirmed

@MLB Nobody’s better than the machine. Best hitter of our generation.

@MLB

@MLB Way to go Albert!!

@MLB #STLCards

@MLB Dos mas!

@MLB Shouldn’t have jogged at all. We’d all still watch the 2:00 walk. Please, pimp 700 like no one has ever pimped a dinger in the history of history.

@MLB Out freaking standing!