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I’ve done the math, and if The NY Times can come up with three more daily games, I’ll never have to think about anything ever again.

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4 years

The President had a fake fundraiser for veterans on tv and then stole the money raised and used it for his own campaign. That’s really bad, right? Hello? Is this on? Republicans, can you hear me?

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This morning my wife asked me whether I had any dark stuff, and I admitted that between the pandemic and the Trump administration I’ve been feeling a paralyzing mix of anxiety and depression. Then she said “No, I’m putting a load of laundry in.”

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4 years

Probably my least favorite Allison Janney character.

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Voter to President Trump at #TrumpTownHall : “You’re so handsome when you smile."

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I don’t like these gotcha interviews where they record a person with his full consent, and then they write down and play back his words for people to read and hear.

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7 years

How about writing "HARRIET TUBMAN" across Jackson's face on every $20 bill that passes through our hands? #resist

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4 years

GO TOWARDS IT.

Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump

4 years

LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL!

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3 years

Why do you capitalize only the first words of sentences?

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3 years

Be patient, folks. Votes are being counted, and we feel good about where we are.

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4 years

Yesterday, my dad pointed out that since he’ll be having seders alone with my mom, he’ll be the youngest at the table by a few months, and for the first time in over 70 years, he’ll get to ask the Four Questions. #ilovemyparents

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6 years

Mazel tov, Eagles!!!!!!!!!!!!! Owner Jeff Lurie, Jew!

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6 years

Congratulations, Eagles!!!!!!!!!! QB Nick Foles, Christian!

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5 years

They are going to pay them to do it.

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2 years

Talking reboot over dinner.

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4 years

He tore up the Constitution; she can’t tear up a speech?

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4 years

Disregard the polls. It’s closer than we think. Every vote counts. Vote Biden/Harris!

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6 years

Talking reboot.

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5 years

Karen Pence (furiously dials phone): Hello? is this Covington Catholic High School? Do you guys need an art teacher?

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1 year

First image from the set of The West Wing reboot!

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4 years

Donald Trump is slightly overweight like I’m slightly Jewish.

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6 years

SHOWRUNNERS! I’ll be out of work in mid-March. I can play anything from a lawyer to a different lawyer with a similar personality to the first lawyer. I learn dialogue very quickly, I’m always on time, and I own my own suit. In 30 yrs, I have never asked for another take. DM me.

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3 years

And Biden goes full Sorkin with “Joy cometh in the morning.”

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6 years

By hiring them.

Entertainment Weekly

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How Marvel's Jessica Jones assembled an all-female lineup of directors for season 2

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3 years

I think you mean “fewer.”

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1 year

Got back on Twitter just in time to talk about The West Wing reboot. Details soon!

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4 years

IF YOU CAN VOTE BY MAIL, WE CAN VOTE BY MAIL!

Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump

4 years

IF YOU CAN PROTEST IN PERSON, YOU CAN VOTE IN PERSON!

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3 years

Celebrating w friends.

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7 years

As cynical as I tend to be, I cannot believe how badly I overestimated the decency of the average American.

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4 years

Vote! If Biden wins in a landslide, I'll be nice to @BradleyWhitford on Twitter the entire day of November 4th.

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2 years

Barron Trump keeps growing in an effort to get further away from his dad.

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4 years

Hydroxychloroquine is an antimalaria drug that has not been proven to prevent COVID-19. But apparently clinical trials are being conducted on a single rat.

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2 years

You know how antisemites like to tweet “109,” because that’s supposedly the number of countries that have expelled the Jews? I like to respond with “208,” the number of Jewish Nobel Prize winners.

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4 years

It’s worth noting that the chaos the GOP predicts under a Biden administration is currently happening under Trump’s administration.

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7 years

"Rain. Boy, I don't know." -- Donald Trump

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4 years

They're not booing; they're yelling "we're racists."

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3 years

My fall plans. The Delta Variant.

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4 years

. @Lin_Manuel How psyched are you that you don’t have to make a musical out of this shit?

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4 years

Wishing a speedy and full recovery to the 55,000 Americans diagnosed with COVID-19 today.

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4 years

WRONG. The West Wing was a real tv show created by a bunch of leftists.

Simply Irredeemable

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4 years

@davethul @JoshMalina @thewestwingTV The West Wing was a pretend TV Show created by a bunch of Leftists.

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10 months

Had dinner last night with old friends. Talked about a reboot. I think it's real...

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5 years

We are approaching the day when there will be no more Holocaust survivors left alive, and so the challenge is shifting from remembering the tragedy to just being aware of it. Ignorance and denial of the Holocaust are growing. Talk to your children. Teach your children.

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6 years

I awoke to a request from Aaron, who does not tweet, asking me to pass along the following response: “Dead serious and I’m honored by your interest. Now…an idea. I’m gonna need one of those. 😊” Note: I added the smiley face. I've always wanted to rewrite Sorkin with emojis.

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#AaronSorkin if you are serious, sir, I would be honored! 🇺🇸

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2 years

All hostages out and safe. Baruch HaShem.

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4 years

Would you listen if we did a podcast on the HBO Max Reunion Special?

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4 years

I want to watch Hamilton, but I need to borrow a family that doesn’t know the words.

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1 year

Got together with some old friends last night to talk about a possible reboot.

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9 months

We don’t bear any of the risk? I did a sitcom for NBC 20 years ago. We had an 11-episode pick-up. We shot 5; I got paid for 5. For the next six months I couldn’t take any other work. Tptb aired two episodes and then cancelled the series. Almost lost my house. That’s risk.

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AMPTP on revenue sharing pitch from SAG-AFTRA ● The Union is proposing that performers share in the rewards of a successful show, without bearing any of the risk. Under the Union’s proposal, performers would be entitled to receive not only the existing fixed residual – which…

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3 years

Pope Francis would be the fourth or fifth most liberal justice on an expanded Supreme Court.

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8 months

The West Wing crew at today's rally! #SagAftraStrong

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6 years

He’d be great as Bartlet.

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Martin Sheen says he'd like to play President Bartlet in a "West Wing" reboot

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2 years

Maybe Texas wouldn’t use the plot of The Handmaid’s Tale as a guide if they knew it was a book first?

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2 years

Hold on, I want to make sure I say this carefully: "Keep Anne Frank's name out your fucking mouth."

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7 years

Tell your fucking father.

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America is a nation built on the principle of religious tolerance. We must protect our houses of worship & religious centers. #JCC

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2 years

How the f did Martin never win an Emmy for The West Wing?

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3 years

I’m so glad they’re finally rebooting The West Wing.

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4 years

People laughed at me when I first tweeted this, over six months ago. Why do we mock our prophets?

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5 years

Today is Sunday, May 3rd, 2020.

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4 years

Happy 2020, from Brad and Josh!

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6 years

Don’t let the GOP fool you, kids. Slavery and pedophilia are bad.

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When you are genuinely smart, you don’t need to announce it. I should know; I went to Yale.

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4 years

Comma after “Dude.”

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3 years

Get the vaccine, and wear a mask. I'd like to stop making dinner.

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4 years

When I die, I am going to donate my body to science, because I don't want Trump supporters anywhere near it.

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3 years

Happy birthday, Martin Sheen! I'm Josh. I was on The West Wing with you.

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3 years

Hawley just said “irregardless.” I thought he was vile BEFORE that.

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3 years

Hey, @BradleyWhitford ...I love you. 💜

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2 years

Talking reboot last night with the West Wing gang.

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3 years

Mike Richards should be removed as an Exec Producer of Jeopardy simply for not realizing what an inappropriate choice Mike Richards would be as host. He must have known what Mike Richards had said on that podcast.

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2 years

Take vaccination seriously; don’t make a djokovit.

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4 years

Thank you, @ewarren . I'm sorry that we couldn't meet you where you were leading us. And I'm sorry I won't get to see you vivisect Trump in a presidential debate.

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3 years

Pardon Toby Ziegler!

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3 years

No. I am a beloved American actor.

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2 years

Happy birthday, Mel!

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Happy Birthday to Mel Gibson. (January 3, 1956)

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4 years

I want a President who will condemn white supremacy.

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If you think we shouldn’t have gun control laws because criminals won’t follow them, you think we shouldn’t have laws.

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Those tweeting about #GunControlNow do you honestly think someone who murders a church full of people gives a flying F about gun laws?

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Joe Biden likes fireworks almost as much as Will Bailey does.

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“When someone shows you who they are believe them; the first time.” — Maya Angelou In other words...don't wait for the second nazi salute.

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25 years ago today, I married this goddess. And about 11 years ago we adopted the little cutie on the far left.

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Guys, I think I’m gonna be in a TV movie.

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Biden just won the second debate.

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Fuck this year.

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Got together with some old friends last night to talk about a reboot.

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Wear a mask. Wash your hands. Sneeze into the crook of your arm. Eat fruit and veggies. Exercise. Floss. Use sunscreen. Microwave your kitchen sponges. Check on your grandparents. Keep the House. Flip the Senate. Vote Biden/Harris Kick Trump to the fucking curb.

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If Trump refuses to debate they should still give the air time to Biden.

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Cancel Mel Gibson, Hollywood's Leading Anti-Semite - The Atlantic

Cancel Mel Gibson

Why is Hollywood still hiring this raging anti-Semite?

www.theatlantic.com

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If you are confused about pronunciation, try saying @KamalaHarris 's first name as if it's a yiddish term of endearment for a comma.

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Wild that the strike ended today. Got together with this lot last night to talk about a reboot!

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Other stupid people.

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I am not getting the covid vax. Who’s with me?

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Silver fox (and Brad Whitford).

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Say. My. Name.

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Did you know it’s against the law to have a political tv show without this guy in it

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*Talking about Ali from the Bachelor Happy Hour podcast* My daughter: “What the fuck is wrong with her? Who does a podcast about a show they were on 10 years ago?” Me: …. My daughter: “Oh… sorry.”

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My most boomer thing is my ardent desire to stick a comma into “Ok boomer.”

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Classes started in February.

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Trump says he "learned a lot" about coronavirus during treatment: "This is the real school"

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3 years

I’VE BEEN CAST IN THE CROWN!

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I WON THE ELECTION!

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As this whole US post office scam unfolds in slow motion before my eyes, I am baffled as to how an election can be stolen in the open in the United States. What do we do? How do we prevent this? Help! I need an adult in the room to explain it to me.

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Why is our President moved by the first amendment rights of white supremacists, but not those of black athletes?

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Josh and effing Donna! #thewestwing

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Power outage at LAX. Been stuck on this escalator for nearly two hours.

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Ignore the polls, and vote! Biden/Harris 2020

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A President of the United States who says it’s a good day for an American murdered by cops a week and a half ago? Because jobs numbers look good? How can anyone vote for this ghoul? Shame on you, Trump supporters. You’re a disgrace, the lot of you.

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Never forget what you said about @SenJohnMcCain .

Donald J. Trump

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NEVER forget our HEROES held prisoner or who have gone missing in action while serving their country. Proclamation:

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