Jordan Temple @jordyploy Twitter profile

Pinned Tweet

Jordan Temple

@jordyploy

1 year

our deepest fear isn't that we are inadequate. our deepest fear is that we are not turtley enough for the turtle club

1

38

346

Last Seen Profiles

@KirbyT_DJ

@CyberChas

@RaccSnacc

@xandarFN_

@Moira163966

@rn__a7

@EElias93

@AhmedAnglian

@stw_pdg

@cindy910704

@MarcusBalliette

@142329m

@kooberu_maruyo

@StellaWantsYou

@shaniashyshy1

@NJM16998956

@rk_fulse

@froy707d

@iyis1216

@RyderRidgeXXX

@rzbass

@UWAdmissions

@levasweetart

@peredwards

@cherimiya

@Marco_Teruggi

@Beetqueen2

@darjusgarland22

@aguycalledminty

@DrLivR1234

@Suzan999999

@SjadAlhsny5351

@Jikg2zJO25X1OTz

@VuDuy169859

@kisszythe

@kingchrist641

Jordan Temple

@jordyploy

2 years

i wrote tonight's season finale of . @AbbottElemABC . this is the best show ive worked on and i still tune in every week LIVE to watch bc it makes me so happy. everyone involved loves the show like a fan. the show works bc it was made with LOVE.

Abbott Elementary

@AbbottElemABC

2 years

Soo, where can I apply to chaperone? 🚌📝

86

859

16K

95

567

10K

Jordan Temple

@jordyploy

1 month

drake disses kendrick lamar on his new unreleased track, juneteenth freestyle

116

624

5K

Jordan Temple

@jordyploy

2 years

the first ep. of t.v. ive ever written is tn ep. of . @AtlantaFX . proud. stephen glover said i was the weirdest writer in the room (honored!) so y'all in trouble. this is how wypipo will feel watching it. if u talk shit on it plz @ me n cc @donaldglover

130

298

4K

Jordan Temple

@jordyploy

1 year

Eye wrote tonight's episode of @AbbottElemABC . Writer's room ATE, cast & crew ATE, eye ATE. Always keep that third eye open. 👁️👁️👁️

9

67

919

Jordan Temple

@jordyploy

1 year

I love Randy Newman so I had to put him in my episode of Abbott. Here we are in 2018 being best buds. Shoutout all my NewNew heads

7

10

647

Jordan Temple

@jordyploy

1 year

Abbott renewed! Golden Globe wins! WGA Award nominated! I started a UCLA extension class on short film writing! My solo show returns next month! New episode of @AbbottElemABC tn written by me! This me showing genuine enthusiasm for a change! Yaba daba doo!

11

18

558

Jordan Temple

@jordyploy

7 months

i wrote trini 2 de bone in s3 and it still slaps. s3+s4 of @AtlantaFX are classic albums and im forever grateful to have worked on my favorite show ❤️

The Cinema Spot 🔜 Tribeca ‘24

@TheCinemaSpot

8 months

One year ago today, @donaldglover ’s @AtlantaFX concluded after its 6-year, 4-season run. What was your favorite character/ scene/ episode of the show? Read our review the series finale here:

1

8

38

29

39

451

Jordan Temple

@jordyploy

2 years

abbott and maisel both got emmy nominated. grateful to have written for both. im doubly nominated. so that's cute

9

3

211

Jordan Temple

@jordyploy

1 year

cate blanchett told me she's a jordyhead and you should be too

0

15

179

Jordan Temple

@jordyploy

2 years

season finale of atlanta tn. this season been pretty ass tho. im gonna watch it anyway, i gotta lot of hate in my heart for things i cannot do

10

11

158

Jordan Temple

@jordyploy

1 year

it me.

Afro-Namekian

@DJTreG

1 year

Whoever wrote that line

3

5

33

6

155

Jordan Temple

@jordyploy

4 months

tune into @AbbottElemABC tn. i wrote some fun stuff in there. its a wild one, and @aparnapkin is the best!

Aparna Nancherla 🇵🇸

@aparnapkin

4 months

Heya—goose what? You can catch me in a long skirt on tonite’s eppy of @AbbottElemABC on ABC at 9/8c!!! Written by the genius Jordan Temple ( @jordyploy )! Also shtreaming on @hulu . I assume yer already watching this excellent show, but then again. I just learned about the Sopranos.

10

16

447

9

11

145

Jordan Temple

@jordyploy

2 years

my episode of atlanta eye wrote drops tomorrow. my episode of atlanta eye wrote drops tomorrow. my episode of atlanta eye wrote drops tomorrow

8

133

Jordan Temple

@jordyploy

2 years

watch the season finale of @AbbottElemABC tn. here i am looking like mr. johnsons grandson.

3

5

123

Jordan Temple

@jordyploy

2 years

I wrote last night's episode of @AbbottElemABC . I think I'll restage my #TheColorUrkel play in LA soon lol

Jason (U mad)

@EmperorTChalla

2 years

"WHEN YOU GUYS VOLTRONED INTO A BLACK SHAUN KING" #AbbottElementary Abbott Elementary is HILARIOUS

4

128

950

8

10

120

Jordan Temple

@jordyploy

2 years

might bring this play back lol

Abbott Elementary

@AbbottElemABC

2 years

Jacob?? Corny?! Nooo...you MUST be talking about someone else! 🤣 #AbbottElementary is all-new Wednesday at 9/8c!

4

52

614

5

25

115

Jordan Temple

@jordyploy

2 years

im doing this show tn. it's a mix of stories/one act plays. @biniambiz plays as me. im playing as my grandma. @zackfox is playing as my grandmother's arthritis. gonna b dumb

2

4

103

Jordan Temple

@jordyploy

2 years

watch abbott elementary live tomorrow. here's a sneak peak of tomorrow's holiday episode:

2

1

92

Jordan Temple

@jordyploy

2 years

This picture is important bc I am pretty.

3

1

83

Jordan Temple

@jordyploy

2 years

my episode of @AtlantaFX eye wrote airs thursday. clearly, a step out. for ppl mad at step outs when the season done watch the eps. w/ gang. for ppl along for the ride, watch gang n step outs. boom, two short seasons of two shows in one. math mathin' ya bish

AtlantaFX

@AtlantaFX

2 years

awaken the wake #atlantafx

7

39

273

3

11

73

Jordan Temple

@jordyploy

2 years

*watches my atlanta episode, 'trini 2 bone' once*:

shadiamond

@gimmiedafries

2 years

When I tell you I am WEAK

336

11K

71K

1

12

73

Jordan Temple

@jordyploy

2 years

sometimes i be laughing aloud at my own jokes like "wow, i got a real good sense of mental illness"

2

8

66

Jordan Temple

@jordyploy

3 months

im really glad 50 survived those 9 shots but i get why they shot him that many times

1

15

66

Jordan Temple

@jordyploy

2 years

kendrick album drops in 9 days. won't he do it

1

3

63

Jordan Temple

@jordyploy

1 year

I wrote this, I'm a big baseball fan and a bigger baseball prophet. Mets fan but I love what the @Orioles are building

IndieWire

@IndieWire

1 year

‘Abbott Elementary’ Just Predicted Baltimore Orioles’ Walk-Off Home Run

0

1

45

4

3

60

Jordan Temple

@jordyploy

1 year

YURRR. happy 35th birthday to me. i love me and love my birthday. life is like a game of black on black three dimensional timed chess. 🖤

5

2

57

Jordan Temple

@jordyploy

2 years

drake dropped and warriors won I guess these lightskins came back n stabbed

2

5

58

Jordan Temple

@jordyploy

2 years

@megangailey @msLAS Aww, I love Peggy back! Peggy for Prez!

1

0

56

Jordan Temple

@jordyploy

2 years

The irony that the biggest movie in the USA is called Top Gun is going gleefully unnoticed.

2

5

56

Jordan Temple

@jordyploy

1 year

happy new year. be kind to yourself or imma beat your ass

0

4

54

Jordan Temple

@jordyploy

2 years

My grandma would've been 90 today. My greatest (n funniest) ally and best friend. Developing a monthly one man show 'Sweet Lorraine' @ElysianTheater w/ one act plays as act breaks for her. @Justsydnyc will be reading/performing as Lorraine. 5/14 at 8.

3

6

54

Jordan Temple

@jordyploy

2 years

who did this 😭

1

5

55

Jordan Temple

@jordyploy

2 years

everyday of my life im:

1

5

54

Jordan Temple

@jordyploy

2 years

my dad got a 21 gun salute and everything for his funeral bc he was in the military but in reality was a bad, oft-absent, abusive dad. as they lowered his casket into the earth i audibly booed him and a soldier cracked a slight grin. i win.

0

4

55

Jordan Temple

@jordyploy

1 year

ppl b telling trans jokes like "i have to tell my truth, i have to tell offensive trans jokes to live". bitch then die

2

8

49

Jordan Temple

@jordyploy

2 years

nigga you see the towel. the dice. the gaze. my pops was pushing p ❤️

4

1

47

Jordan Temple

@jordyploy

1 year

it's only week two and white girls are karaoke singing "unwritten" by nastasha bedingfield on the mic at the wga strike. it's over. burn it all down. long live the robots.

3

4

44

Jordan Temple

@jordyploy

8 months

Having a vasectomy makes me relate to weird shit. I went to Trader Joe's saw some seedless grapes like "he just like me fr"

2

44

Jordan Temple

@jordyploy

2 years

you could've gone birdwatching but instead you watched drink champs. a yellow rumped warbler never said anything anti-Semitic but here you are feeding the monster you know, instead of the bird you don't

1

3

41

Jordan Temple

@jordyploy

2 years

i was in this photo but @GQMagazine said i was swank n thinks all black guys look the same smh. they owe me a centerfold

2

1

41

Jordan Temple

@jordyploy

2 years

@Kynoel I'm joking. I wrote for seasons 3 and 4. I'm saying that's how niggas sound

0

40

Jordan Temple

@jordyploy

1 year

much love to the show and to the whole gang. thank you, Quinta. you're so inspiring.

0

37

Jordan Temple

@jordyploy

1 year

🗣️🗣️🗣️

Variety

@Variety

1 year

Janelle James: “There’re so many men walking around with confidence that’s unearned. If women do the same, they’re monsters. I’m confident in my abilities, confident that I’m funnier than most people. That’s not even my ego, that’s years in the game.”

56

2K

12K

1

35

Jordan Temple

@jordyploy

2 years

The thing I miss about my grandmother most is the way she would say "I understand" and it would be a salve for so many things I couldn't. She was precious and I miss my Lorraine everyday. Sweet Lorraine at . @ElysianTheater this Saturday at 8. Working it out.

1

5

36

Jordan Temple

@jordyploy

1 year

right before the strike i was writing tar 2: tar baby, for seeso now i fear it'll never see the light of day 😔

1

0

34

Jordan Temple

@jordyploy

2 years

i hate when black male comics stand up is basically "im non threatening and scared of niggas too". that's not a pov that's being pussy for the clout

3

1

34

Jordan Temple

@jordyploy

2 years

at the homerun derby in the cool seats w/ @CarmChristopher watching these dingers

4

1

32

Jordan Temple

@jordyploy

2 years

my dad died last week but i knew it was coming. came to my grandma's funeral last year looking like he was next up. he looked like the funeral version of when the bridesmaids catches the garter.

3

0

33

Jordan Temple

@jordyploy

8 months

I got a vasectomy, made a short doc about it w/ @MekkiLeeper called 'Father of None' and submitted to @SundanceTV 👀

ya momma hoe ‼️

@RickRossPizza

9 months

please brag about something you did in 2023 .

1K

426

3K

1

2

33

Jordan Temple

@jordyploy

2 years

niggas prophetic witit..

4

31

Jordan Temple

@jordyploy

7 months

*looks both ways* ahem, LAUGHS is in session. sorry. #AbbottElementary

Pop Crave

@PopCrave

7 months

Season 3 of ‘Abbott Elementary’ will premiere on February 7th with an hour-long special episode.

262

7K

70K

0

3

31

Jordan Temple

@jordyploy

2 years

black don't crack, only psychologically

0

4

27

Jordan Temple

@jordyploy

2 years

leo is wild he breaks up with a girl as soon as she can get her own car rental. that really hertz.

1

3

30

Jordan Temple

@jordyploy

2 years

BRUH. its my birthday. wow, im so handsome and talented it boggles the mind? this is a smile letting you know that you're in danger if you forget to cherish me #Kanye45 #BestFriendsDay #AtlantaFX #mentalhealthawareness

6

1

29

Jordan Temple

@jordyploy

2 years

😂😂😂

Blerds Online

@BlerdsOnline

2 years

Bash showing up at Sylvia's funeral. #AtlantaFX

1

18

68

1

2

28

Jordan Temple

@jordyploy

1 year

echoing this sentiment to say i too *checks notes* am an unemployed writer-producer nominated for an emmy for Abbott. send writer's snacks and support during this time, they want us to suffer unsupported and snackless.

Brittani Nichols

@BisHilarious

1 year

A note from an unemployed Emmy nominee

51

1K

8K

0

3

27

Jordan Temple

@jordyploy

2 years

dipped a chopped cheese in the east river n now i have scurvy 🥲

0

26

Jordan Temple

@jordyploy

2 years

in 2013 meeting gilbert in chelsea who was walking around with a big bag of toilet paper me: gilbert where ya going w/ that tp?! gg: throwing a party me: can i come? gg: yes, but you gotta bring your own tp r.i.p. tp king. charmin abound in heaven

1

0

25

Jordan Temple

@jordyploy

2 years

im very handsome and very talented. that's it, that's the tweet.

3

5

27

Jordan Temple

@jordyploy

1 year

please stop teasing him any minute he could push that button

1

0

26

Jordan Temple

@jordyploy

2 years

black ppl pluralizing singular words, "walmart" to "walmarts" is cool, but my stepmom just said "im gonna go eat my popeye" and i laughed for five years

0

2

26

Jordan Temple

@jordyploy

2 years

mental illness massive, big up!

Marquelon Sigler

@marquelonsigler

2 years

@jordyploy bruh you wrote for @AbbottElemABC and @AtlantaFX you killing it

0

2

5

0

25

Jordan Temple

@jordyploy

2 years

thank you to everyone who came last night to the first monthly staging of my experimental one man show 'Sweet Lorraine'. every 2nd saturday of the month at @ElysianTheater at 8. next one is 6/11. call your grandma if she's still alive dawg. 💕

1

2

25

Jordan Temple

@jordyploy

2 years

my lyft driver isn't wearing a seatbelt should i pull out my seatbelt knife? (the knife i pull out and threaten ppl with when they aren't being safe)

3

0

23

Jordan Temple

@jordyploy

2 years

me: "why y'all got the cocoa butter locked up?" CVS:

Ekra Stephane

@august6092

2 years

@isitjules @zackfox 😭😭😭😭😭😭

5

22

287

1

4

24

Jordan Temple

@jordyploy

2 years

0

23

Jordan Temple

@jordyploy

2 years

why'd they call hillary 'killary' she didn't kill anyone but brandy did and noone calls her 'moehicular manslaughter'

2

3

22

Jordan Temple

@jordyploy

2 years

my mom always says if you don't have anything nice to say then you're just like your father

1

3

22

Jordan Temple

@jordyploy

2 years

sebastian the crab went to music academy in trinidad and got a job as a nanny to a teenage mermaid. it's a story about class warfare keeping a good jamaican crab man in a barrel, NOT RACE. wake up sheeple!

2

5

23

Jordan Temple

@jordyploy

1 year

@noname hoo buddy this album about to go really dummy i need it 😭

0

1

22

Jordan Temple

@jordyploy

1 year

my solo show @ElysianTheater is next week. this is me promoting it. this is the flyer. that is me, as child in mets jersey. raising child a mets fan is child abuse. ok, plz come to show. bye. @directed by @ruleof3inc .

1

8

22

Jordan Temple

@jordyploy

1 year

Don't be like known scab, Mr. Chocolate on the typewriter piano, stand with the #WGA

0

3

21

Jordan Temple

@jordyploy

2 years

a grandson prepares. 'Sweet Lorraine' this saturday at 8 at @ElysianTheater

2

1

21

Jordan Temple

@jordyploy

2 years

these are my words, but more importantly today is the day 💁🏾‍♂️

principal ava eva coleman

@oocprincipalava

2 years

3

452

2K

0

20

Jordan Temple

@jordyploy

2 years

everyday someone tries me. leave me alone. i just be telling jokes, being handsome and calling my mama. leave me tf alone.

0

3

19

Jordan Temple

@jordyploy

1 year

there should be a national holiday where we all just shut the fuck up and be quiet.

3

7

20

Jordan Temple

@jordyploy

2 years

it's gonna get worse before it gets worse

0

3

19

Jordan Temple

@jordyploy

2 years

whether you've been watching this season or not i hope this is the ep. you hate to love #AtlantaFX

AtlantaFX

@AtlantaFX

2 years

diss belief #atlantafx

8

29

214

5

2

20

Jordan Temple

@jordyploy

2 years

im mad i know about this ned flanders shit. i hate u kneegahs. y'all need real problems. im going back to the projects and selling drugs

3

1

20

Jordan Temple

@jordyploy

2 years

white ppl who wear bucket hats but have no black friends is false advertising

0

3

20

Jordan Temple

@jordyploy

2 years

ive been tired the rest of my life

0

19

Jordan Temple

@jordyploy

2 years

charles barkley needs a netflix comedy special

2

1

19

Jordan Temple

@jordyploy

1 year

Thanks to everyone who came last night to 'Sweet Lorraine'. Felt special. Starting to feel like a show show. Last show tn at 730, more shows tba 🖤

1

19

Jordan Temple

@jordyploy

1 year

everytime i get down i remember i am from new york city and you are not. so suck an egg.

0

18

Jordan Temple

@jordyploy

2 months

racism online funny as hell sometimes bc white dudes in an argument will call the NBA 'blacksketball' thinking they cooking you

0

1

19

Jordan Temple

@jordyploy

2 years

Doing my one man show tomorrow at @ElysianTheater at 7:30/8 and also for @nycomedyfest next month. Got jokes and heart and a beard that connects. Come say hi!

1

3

17

Jordan Temple

@jordyploy

1 year

the best

Spencer Althouse

@SpencerAlthouse

1 year

Tyler James Williams’ Golden Globes speech is so sweet. protect him at all costs!!!

78

5K

45K

0

1

17

Jordan Temple

@jordyploy

1 year

the 🐐 of 🐔

AuxGod

@AuxGod_

1 year

Popeyes created a billboard for Dieunerst Collin in his hometown of New Jersey 📈

374

20K

137K

0

4

17

Jordan Temple

@jordyploy

1 year

if i sing happy birthday to you and you jump me i have to personally deliver your ashes to your mother, respectfully

0

15

Jordan Temple

@jordyploy

2 years

when t-pain said "i could put you inna log cabin somewhere in aspen" he was saying it's ok go glamping while black

1

3

16

Jordan Temple

@jordyploy

7 months

this is nice. didn't get into @sundanceorg but submitted to a bunch of other festivals. excited to share 'father of none', directed by @MekkiLeeper . i think the doc is really funny, illuminating and great. stay tuned :) #vasectomy #blackmen #comedy #sundance #sundancefilmfestival

0

17

Jordan Temple

@jordyploy

2 years

my dad clocked in to work and died before he could clock out. like a true haitian he's working even in the afterlife

1

0

17

Jordan Temple

@jordyploy

2 years

these boston fans rooting for black guys on one side and calling the ones on the other mooncricket. cognitive nigganance

0

2

15

Jordan Temple

@jordyploy

2 years

1

2

16

Jordan Temple

@jordyploy

2 years

a belly shirt

1

0

14

Jordan Temple

@jordyploy

2 years

father time is what eye really needed to hear. my father never loved me n really ain't shit prolly why im kinda mean lmaooo

0

15

Jordan Temple

@jordyploy

2 years

nathan fielder is a met fan. he's not a psychopath, he's a masochist

0

14

Jordan Temple

@jordyploy

1 year

Tonight and tomorrow. Pull up for my experimental one man show about grief, love, and family history. Gonna be a ride.

The Elysian

@ElysianTheater

1 year

TONIGHT! 7:30p - @jordyploy (Abbott Elementary) presents a funny & moving show dedicated to Jordan's grandmother. Get tix:

0

1

2

0

3

13

Jordan Temple

@jordyploy

1 year

luckily was 4 years in (stand up) to get 1st writing job (2 jobs back to back) wrote+starred in 2 plays in same year (1st play was a writing sample) haven't had a gap of longer than 3 months for 6 yrs. can we have equality while only working 1 job?! w/o working like a DOG? nah.

wgastrikeunite

@wgastrikeunite

1 year

7 yrs is AVERAGE time it takes to break into the industry as a writer. That number ever rising w/ unfair pay & mini rooms. Meaning fewer writers hired (esp not rich, white & male) & very little opportunities for support staff despite being asked to do more than ever. #WGAStrike

3

156

463

0

1

15