Our family has been doing the hardcore American suburban adventure thing for the last week. Some observations: (1) Any family that chooses an SUV over a minivan is making an entirely ego-driven purchase. These mobile living rooms are the ideal suburban land yacht

@JerimiahLee @brezina That doesnt lookbetter. Gives me tons of anxiety. They make soccer practice absolutely miserable as no one can pull out or park or have any room to move bc everyone unnecessarily brings giant cars and trucks for a packed place w kids in parking lot they can’t see over giant hoods

@SciencePartisan @brezina Tons of cameras to see everything. The whole neighborhood gets a ride home from soccer practice in this chariot.

@JerimiahLee @brezina Don’t forget the door dings your kids give the side cars in the parking lot.

@mrjoeparham @brezina “Character”

@JerimiahLee @brezina 1. Who you impressing? 2. What tonnage have you towed in the last 2 months? 3. What…?

@GeorgeVazquez__ @brezina 1. Local Moms, duh 2. Boats 🛥️ 3. Wut?

@JerimiahLee @brezina That is one butt ugly vehicle.

@JerimiahLee @brezina Looks like someone’s ego was hurt.

@JerimiahLee @brezina That is hideous looking (as equally as the minivan is). They also cost exponentially more and most people don’t tow a thing. They ship things if it’s that urgent

@JerimiahLee Ugh that is vulgar and hideous.

@JerimiahLee @brezina Honest question - how often are you towing 3 tons?

@JerimiahLee @brezina The “third row” of every SUV is a gimmick compared to minivans

@tscarrithers @brezina Boats and cargo for road-trips.

@JerimiahLee @brezina No sliding doors, worse visibility

@JerimiahLee @brezina Absolutely doesn't have the same features. The rear deck is much higher, making it harder to load and unload my double stroller or large wagons. Plus sliding rear doors are simply amazing in parking lots.

@JerimiahLee @brezina 😬

@JerimiahLee @brezina So pain and pleasure in equal measure...🤷🏼‍♂️

@JerimiahLee @brezina That looks like shit honestly, the engine bay is way oversized for anything they would actually put in there. It's way too tall for having mediocre clearance, making it absolutely useless off-road. This also means people behind you can't see the stoplight and we have slow starts.