On Danny Williams’ luck with female contestants: “Back in the villa, Jourdan’s chatting to Danny or, as I like to call him, the travel agent because when people hang around him, they always wind up heading to the airport.”

On Marvin Brooks’ lack of any real storylines in the villa: “Marvin’s been dumped and I’m off to watch his highlights reel . . .  OK I’m back.”

When Ovie Soko woke up one morning: “I was going to do a pun about the 6”7 basketball player but nothing ovious springs to mind”

“There’s nothing fake about this show, nothing. Now would someone move that plastic fern next to the AstroTurf, it’s blocking the shot.”

On Tommy Fury having to pick between Lucy and Molly Mae at the recoupling: “He may be nervous about who he’s picking tonight but at least he’s decided what he’s doing with his patio” Tommy Fury: “I’m bricking it”

On Chris Taylor attempting to chat up India Reynolds: “I’m not saying that went badly but I’ve just sent that clip into You’ve Been Framed and earned £250.”

On shy George Rains’ only comment in the villa: “Lucie’s been on an incredible journey. She fell for Joe, lost him and discovered hidden strengths, before realising she had deep feelings for Tommy . . .  George’s favourite snack is nuts.”

“Date team, date team, tell me pray. Where will the trestle table be today? Voice over guy, voice over guy, we’ll tell you our plan, they’ll be drinking warm water out of old soup cans.”

On Teddy’s speed dates: “Kaz is up first. If you’re wondering why the table’s so empty it’s cos we asked Teddy and he said he likes to keep things bare - that’s where he gets his nickname - Teddy Minimal.”

On Farmer Will’s nose: “Farmer Will’s trainers are Puma, his Shorts are Burberry but where is his nose from?” Will “My nose is super dry”.

On Shaq complimenting Will and Jesse’s relationship: “Shaq’s got a herb garden. He’s grown loads of rosemary for Lana and Casey and tonnes of Basil for Kai and Olivia. But what’s he got for Farmer Will and Jesse?” Shaq: “I’ve got a lot of time for you and Jesse”

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@IainDoesJokes You've absolutely smashed it again min! Wouldn't be what it is without you!

@IainDoesJokes Still my favourite of all time is a couple of years ago when two girls starting screaming at the others from the hideaway and your line was “and while that Tottenham Hotspur players counts his lucky stars let’s catch up with...”

@IainDoesJokes Maura with 'if you come near me I'll rip your head off' to Tommy weeks after she practically pounced on him 😂😂

@IainDoesJokes Vintage one liners - TEXIT/Terry’s taxi to the airport will always be my favourite.

@IainDoesJokes If you are struggling to come up with new one liners perhaps you should consult a professional.......... Ballroom Dancer 😂😂 absolute legend

@IainDoesJokes My favourite was the one about Joe’s gap year in Dubrovnik 😂😂

@IainDoesJokes The one about Chris dragging his head through a bush was 🤣🤣🤣

@IainDoesJokes My favourite underated One liner is when lucie and George got dumped and you talked about his highlights in the villa and could only come up with "Georges favourite Snack is Nuts"