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@harry

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(formerly known as) downstate new york’s bad boy

Joined July 2006
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1 year
this is the funniest thing I’ve ever read
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@harry
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2 years
i finally found the one 💕
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@harry
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2 years
friday i guess. let’s get it or something. who cares
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@harry
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3 years
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@harry
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2 months
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@harry
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2 years
about to see god
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@harry
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1 year
i opened a restaurant at 23 with a serious alcohol problem and a mean girlfriend so i believe anyone can do anything
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@harry
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3 months
Sitting at the bar on my phone. The only thing that could make it better is if you were sitting next to me at the bar on your phone
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@harry
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10 months
@DoingCigarettes if you saw where the outlets were in my apt you would understand baby
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@harry
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8 months
i love the emergency alert and we should do it again tomorrow
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@harry
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2 years
@friedurethra name three harley davidson albums
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@harry
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1 year
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@harry
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1 year
not observing february this year. it’s january 32
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@harry
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2 years
new mug
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1 year
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@harry
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3 years
very drunk and making a nice pasta dinner for a beautiful woman and feeling nice in the summer time
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@harry
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8 months
i love smoking weed even when it is painful
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@harry
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2 years
@ItismindofJson you gotta trust them when they tell you it spicy
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2 years
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@harry
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6 months
we are all moving to burlington vermont
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@harry
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2 years
why do i choose to live like i am required to suffer
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@harry
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2 years
my only goal is to clean my apartment. it never really is complete so everyday i am a failure
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@harry
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3 months
Being strong and leaving my apartment because I know the sunshine is good for me
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@harry
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2 years
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@harry
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1 year
no one understands me
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@harry
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1 year
@hyundaipony it’s the italy of new york state
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@harry
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1 year
just unfriended someone on BeReal for the first time. i never want to have to do that again
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@harry
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2 years
i’m not rick or morty but a secret third thing
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@harry
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2 years
going outside today in NY
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@harry
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1 year
don’t put words in my mouth i definitely fuck w syracuse
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@harry
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6 months
anyone wanna drink 10 beers with me
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@harry
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7 months
@jzux this is something i have been trying to figure out my whole life
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@harry
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2 years
i don’t want to end this year on bad terms with anyone. apologize to me
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@harry
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2 years
i’m having a bad day. can i have pictures of your credit card 🥺
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@harry
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10 months
ate a good blueberry muffin this morning. things are looking up
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@harry
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20 days
Yeah I bet you liked my post. I bet you liked my tight, witty little post
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@harry
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1 year
Being in a group chat with people who go to bars in a city you don’t live in: “Chumbo’s tonight?” “Come to The Side Yard” “We’re at Slime Rodger’s” “I’m at Pink Deer and then I’m going to Dern’s roommate’s ketamine party” “Where’s that?” “It’s right next to Dance Pants”
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@harry
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3 years
drank too much coffee. feeling violent
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@harry
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2 years
listen guys i’m not on hinge but my friend alex is, he’s handsome and lives in nyc, i’ll set you guys up if you want
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1 year
@ayo_cimbo alright let’s relax
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3 years
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1 year
everyday i suffer
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@harry
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5 months
does anyone on this awful earth want to get a martini with me
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@harry
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2 years
replying to women’s tweets not because i’m horny, but because it’s the right thing to do
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@harry
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8 months
i love you and it’s friday
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@harry
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2 years
gm please share your location with me indefinitely
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@harry
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2 years
party rocking with a mouse tonight! piece of cheese we’re gonna have a big bite
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@harry
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2 years
i love the hoes but they are lowkey bad for me
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11 months
@ULTIMATEGRINGO we about to see some houses burn down man
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3 years
@milfnokids boys will be boys
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@harry
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7 months
we out here
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1 year
i will be letting it linger until further notice
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@harry
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2 years
today i am 30 years old. thanks
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2 years
i don’t think twitter is a hellsite i actually think it’s really nice
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1 year
good morning to whoever fucks wit me!!!!!!
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@harry
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1 year
i closed it at 26 during a stretch of being off the sauce for a bit so what does that tell you. beer is good and make sure you sign a long lease
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2 years
@bugposting chopsticks
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@harry
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3 years
@autogynefiles gotta know when to quit :(
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1 year
on feb 14th ima walk up to somebody on a date and be like “so this why you not answering”
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1 year
so basically im the only girl in the world
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@harry
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2 years
i’m forklift certified if anyone cares
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@harry
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2 years
one thing about me is i’m going to choose pussy over my family
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10 months
@Space_b0y_ anyone wanna go for a walk. anyone
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@harry
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6 months
having another cup of coffee. why not
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@harry
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5 months
How to tell your friend their personal issues disgust you
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1 year
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2 years
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2 years
some of you need to get down here and pick some of this up ASAP
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1 year
@cheeserburger i’m gonna ride this out forever
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1 year
beautiful day to stare at a screen
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2 years
for lent i’m just giving up
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@harry
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2 years
do you mind if i have some more pasta salad
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@harry
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@ecco401k that's life baby
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@harry
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1 year
don’t retweet this anymore my ex might see that i called her mean
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2 years
i just found out i have nothing to worry about and i’m doing fine
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@harry
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3 years
drinking a stupid beer
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1 year
help what kind of pizza do girls like
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8 months
good morning
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@harry
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3 years
i would also like to get railed in a cute little sundress
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2 years
i have no passions. no dreams
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2 years
there are people at the brewery today with a baby that is six days old
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1 year
can i be honest, i would not let jack harlow kiss me. or even hold my hand
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taking off your bra after a long day >>>
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2 years
if i was a crab i would pinch the hell out of people
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1 year
how do you find out if a place has pickle back shots. you just have to ask and embarrass yourself?
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@harry
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10 months
you see this. do you even understand
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2 months
Turning 32 tonight. Let’s get this fuckin party started!
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@harry
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2 years
beautiful day. can’t wait to wear my favorite pair of socks
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2 years
what do you call this kind of sandwich?
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2 years
if this is your car please PLEASE dm me please
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@harry
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2 years
🙏❤️ beautiful day for a cold glass of milk 😊🐄
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2 years
what if i made this for you for dinner but my boobs are big
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fuck you
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1 year
That moment when you, a queen, come across another queen, and discuss how best to maximise your joint slay
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1 year
going to have a beer in 15 minutes probably
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i have decided to weigh in
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