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I make things. Writer and Director of Window, a short film (mgmt: tiffany @undercurrent .net)

Detroit to Atlanta
Joined January 2013
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Aliens built the pyramids obv
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Thereโ€™s like 10 different aviโ€™s in this scene alone do you understand the damage you are about to cause?
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when the powerpuff girls became teenagers, 2003
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When you break up with a Rapper but you trynna get your voicemail on the album
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When guys say โ€œI still beatโ€
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6 years
*Friend tweets about how they feel like they canโ€™t talk to anyone about their problems* Me:
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@Hampton
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3 years
Ayo ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ yโ€™all gotta stop
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@Hampton
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6 years
Bruh nah, we could've had 10 more seasons of everybody hates Chris
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2 years
Frank Ocean subreddit is starving rn
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5 years
When Teachers get to say the N word
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8 years
When you scrollin through Twitter with trash wifi
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@Hampton
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4 years
Chadwick Boseman filmed all the Avengers movies, Black Panther, Da 5 Bloods, 21 Bridges, and a bunch more all while fighting CANCER. Iโ€™m speechless.
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Wendyโ€™s 4 for 4 be like
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The throwing of the hat just screams โ€œGot dammit Charlie where the hell u been bud??โ€
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@Hampton
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4 years
Baby when I drink this Baja blast imma forget about you
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No ice
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Why I donโ€™t complain at restaurants
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@Hampton
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3 years
Kanye interrupting Taylorโ€™s speech for beyoncรฉ was very extreme but the point he was trying to make has been aging like wine
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unpopular music opinions?
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@Hampton
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3 years
This video just got me an internship at HBO ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿคฉ
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@Hampton
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5 years
Imagine you just failed your speed math worksheet and you look next to you and some girl eating her chapstick
@valeriehahn
Valerie Schremp Hahn ๐Ÿ“ฐ
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My 9-year-old daughter has taken an old lip balm tube and filled it with cheese so she can eat it in class.
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When Moths get a new lamp
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Bro what the FUCK
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Hyper Masculinity
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THE CLAPPER
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@Hampton
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3 years
Canโ€™t nothing prepare you for how left this video goes
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A series of unfortunate events
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@Hampton
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He bout to slap the dog shit outta him
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@Hampton
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Me: babe go inside Girlfriend: what? I don't under- Me: GO INSIDE DAMMIT
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Hide your girlfriend... I'm headed out for the day.
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i think the big chop suits me
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3 years
I will find and defeat the other 9 Lil Nas myself. Humanity rests on my shoulders
@LilNasX
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iโ€™m tired of being silent about this! itโ€™s โ€œLil Nas the 10thโ€ not โ€œLil Nas Exโ€
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@Hampton
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When you play too much Red Dead Redmption
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No one: The Church throughout history:
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I be calling my friends โ€œKingโ€ ironically and unironically itโ€™s your job to figure out which one it is
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You ever be chillin and get the random urge to suplex a nigga
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4 years
LMFAOOOOOO๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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My nigga Tyler finally got that Grammy bro
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Lady at the pita shop told me I looked like Kyle and forced me to sing iSpy, one day yโ€™all gon stop fucking trying me
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Me: *Running from the military base with 5 stars* GTA Civilians:
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Bro I just witnessed a high speed chase wtfff
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*3rd grade* THIS NIGGA USING ROSEART CRAYONS
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When you accidentally discover almond milk
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We need a Boondocks episode where 6ix 9ine goes into Woodcrest under witness protection in a disguise and befriends Riley
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When Popeyes made that Chicken Sandwich
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@Hampton
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6 years
If giraffes become extinct I swear Iโ€™m beatin yโ€™all ass
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Ricky Gervais
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Giraffes are now on the 'red list' of endangerment due to a 40% decline over the last 25 years. They could become extinct. Gone forever. And still, we allow spoilt cunts to pay money to shoot them with a bow and arrow for fun.
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When the first person in Dune said โ€œMay Thy Knife Chip and Shatterโ€
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5 years
Santa eats the wrong cookies ๐Ÿ๐ŸŒฌ
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Goodnight yโ€™all
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Hell yeah all my niggas cute
Yโ€™all niggas comfortable enough with yโ€™all sexuality to straight up say if a nigga handsome or not?
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Okay.
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@Hampton
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Me and my girlfriend made a blanket fort ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Reply with the funniest thing in your phone please ๐Ÿ˜”
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Just finished my first day at HBO my mom bought me this sweater because I โ€œdidnโ€™t have any work clothesโ€
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WRITING SONGS FOR MY BITCH CALL THAT A SIMP-PHANY
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How they be making the mercedes bend
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When Jurassic Park came out and all the other Amusement Parks had to compete
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This is 10x worse than I thought it was gonna be
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this me if i didnโ€™t bite that kid in first grade
@sarahlugor
sarah lugor!
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yโ€™all trynna tell me this ainโ€™t the same person ๐Ÿ˜
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If the Catch me outside girl had black parents lol
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When Aang got a line up thatโ€™s when shit started to get real
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here to remind you mac miller is the best white rap artist to ever touch a mic
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@elitelife_kd Hell Yeah all my niggas cute
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The first farmer to shave a sheep was probably like
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Tom Harlock is my favorite British man named Tom, which is saying a lot since Tom Holland exists
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While youโ€™re here, just remember to take time for yourself today, self care is important. Your mental state > Other peopleโ€™s unwarranted expectations of you
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Am I the only one that gets extremely uncomfortable looking at this??
@Steampunk_T
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This chair
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Tekashi 69 vs Chief Keef
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โ€œDo my eyes deceive me? ๐Ÿ˜ง๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿฝ ๐Ÿ˜ง๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿฝ OR IS THIS A-โ€œ
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Yโ€™all really booed drake off that stage
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If you check and thereโ€™s nothing there, it just mean it got an email
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PASSING OUT FADES
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A lot of yโ€™all are rightfully appalled by this but got friends that would do this and you wouldnโ€™t say shit. Reconsider all yโ€™all friendships because this shit has GOT TO GO
@iameloho
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So a group of Black Men threw this Black girl in a dumpster last night as they all laughed and recorded her ๐Ÿ˜ค
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Drunk at the airport
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Sometimes it be like that
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Mac Miller: แดดแต‰สธ แตแต˜สธหข แตˆแต’สทแถฐแถซแต’แตƒแตˆ แตสธ แถฐแต‰สท แตƒแถซแต‡แต˜แต หขสทแถฆแตแตแถฆแถฐแต :) Travis Scott: ๐˜ผ๐™Ž๐™๐™๐™Š๐™’๐™Š๐™๐™‡๐˜ฟ ๐˜ผ๐™‘๐˜ผ๐™„๐™‡๐˜ผ๐˜ฝ๐™‡๐™€ ๐™‰๐™Š๐™’
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ARTISTICALLY Mac Miller is significantly better than eminem. Em relies too heavy on shock and never really outgrows that in his career.
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You Matter lil nigga
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What Spider-Manโ€™s Webs are actually made of
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Wake me up when September ends
@PayHomage13
Homage Music
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In the past 24 hours: - Post Malone got in a car crash - Mac Miller dies of an overdose - Nicki Minaj & Cardi B have a physical fight at NYFW - Mary J Blige and Faith Evans have a physical fight at P Diddyโ€™s party - George Zimmerman threatens Beyonceโ€™s life? September lost
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So my family is celebrating the fourth this year against my wishes... imma go and eat the ribs but imma have an attitude
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Hearing Donald Glover talk to his daughter and hearing him say that he loves himself just made me heart swell. If you been listening to donald for a minute you know how crazy that is
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When you go to the bathroom at a party and look at yourself in the mirror
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Yโ€™all gon hate me for this but Amazing World of Gumball better then Regular Show.
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How interviewers be with Rappers
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Girl, call the police
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How he wake me up ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ฉ !!
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