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Helene Meisler

@hmeisler

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I write a daily column for on the markets. Worked at Cowen, GS, Cargill. Former Asian Expat: S'pore & Shanghai. Tennis fan. Love to cook.

St. Louis, MO
Joined May 2009
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Helene Meisler
8 years
Nothing like price to change sentiment.
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2 years
There will obviously be more Fed hikes in the future.
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1 year
TSLA. This chart will be in a textbook one day.
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1 year
How is O'Leary still on tv?
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4 years
Dear Chair Powell I am not an economist, don't even play one on tv. I can't even say what is the real definition of inflation. But I do know this. The bag of groceries that used to cost me $25 now costs close to $35 or $40. Best Regards, A consumer
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3 years
AMC was 11% of the volume on the NYSE yesterday
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2 years
Guys, stocks have been heading down for a month. This is not about Omicron.
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3 months
We rally 5% in a straight line and we get one 1% down day and the banner is gigantic as if the markets have been heading down for weeks. SMH
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2 years
My mother just called. She asked about buying T-Bills. That is all.
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1 year
The oddest thing is this is the exact same weekend that Bear Stearns went under 15 years ago.
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2 years
AMZN down almost 40% since early April. I mean, this is not ROKU or COIN.
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4 years
Something changed in the market today. I don't know what it was but that was the highest volume for Naz in at least 5 yrs which includes all those quad witches. And the March plunge.
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2 years
BREAKING NEWS My mother asked about the market. That is all.
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4 years
Bears welcome back visitors
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KSDK News
4 years
Watch: Bears welcome back visitors at Saint Louis Zoo ๐Ÿ˜
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1 year
Oh come on. Wasn't everyone bullish just a few days ago?
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1 year
40 years ago today I went to work on Wall Street. Boy I feel old.
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2 years
If Powell was so hawkish, why didn't rates make higher highs?
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2 years
It's my birthday, let's rally this thing!
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2 years
My mother called, asked if she should sell her stocks. #helenesgreenshoots
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2 years
I'm going to go ahead and say this now. This is NOT like the 1987 Crash.
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4 years
Insiders seem to have, um, ramped up their selling.
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2 years
Put/Call ratio now 1.30. Haven't seen anything that high since March 2020. Finally getting some fear.
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5 years
I cried.
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@LangoschMLB My son with Down Syndrome theee nights ago.
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Helene Meisler
4 years
You sir are a piece if shit. Thatโ€™s what I think of your tweet. Howโ€™s that????
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Helene Meisler
2 years
Naz 90% upside volume day. There have been NONE of those in the last 5 yrs.
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4 years
I went to vote today. I wore a mask, rubber gloves and brought wipes. They laughed at me. Until folks stop laughing at this it will get worse.
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Helene Meisler
4 years
I will never buy a value stock again. I will never buy a value stock again. I will never buy a value stock again. I will never buy a value stock again. I will never buy a value stock again. I will never buy a value stock again. I will never buy a value stock again.
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1 year
The last five days SPX close: Thursday: 3956 Friday: 3992 Monday: 3957 Tuesday: 3991 Wed: 3958 Weird.
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Helene Meisler
5 months
I started my first job on Wall Street 41 years ago today. That means I am old.
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Helene Meisler
2 years
I look forward to never having to learn about crypto, coins, tokens, NFTs, etc. I can find plenty of ways to lose money in stocks.
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Helene Meisler
2 years
It's not a recession until my mother calls and asks.
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Helene Meisler
3 years
Now do Congress.
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*Walter Bloomberg
3 years
DEMOCRATIC SENATOR SHERROD BROWN SAYS HE PLANS TO INTRODUCE A BILL TO BAN STOCK TRADING BY U.S. FEDERAL RESERVE OFFICIALS
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Helene Meisler
9 months
This NVDA price raising party in the last few days has that Quaaaaaaaaalcom 1999 feel
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*Walter Bloomberg
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$NVDA: CFRA Raises Price Target to $500 from $480
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Helene Meisler
5 years
Cash went from worst to best performing asset this year. Has never been best in 19 yrs.
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Helene Meisler
2 years
I can tell how difficult the market has been by the number of insults I receive on a daily basis. Perhaps I should start charting it :)
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Helene Meisler
2 years
If the CPI doesn't tank the market then folks gonna change their bearish outfits for bullish ones tomorrow.
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Helene Meisler
2 years
Here's something to ponder this weekend. Where do you think we are on this chart?
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2 years
My Apple watch monthly challenge was to walk or run 250.5 miles in February. That is almost 9 miles/day. But I did it!!!
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Helene Meisler
1 year
Yesterday's equity put/call ratio was literally off the charts at 1.46. That's higher than the Covid Crash.
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Helene Meisler
4 years
Equity put/call ratio 40%. Lowest in at least 5 years.
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Helene Meisler
2 years
Am I the only idiot who thinks bonds rally in April?
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Helene Meisler
2 years
This is absolutely wild. I have to go back to the March 2020 decline to find another time Naz had more new lows on the day. Wow.
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Helene Meisler
9 months
@JosephPolitano @NACMtrader17 if 3 bags of groceries cost you 350 you did not just buy lox as an expensive item.
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Helene Meisler
2 years
And there it is
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CNBC
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TONIGHT on CNBC at 8p ET โ€” A CNBC Special Report: Markets In Turmoil. After the Dow plunged 1,000 points and the Nasdaq dropped 5%, what's next for your money? Our reporters and guests will bring you the latest.
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2 years
This is fab.
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New Yorker cartoon from the 80s.
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Helene Meisler
4 years
Dentist I know reports he did a root canal on a 22 yr old patient yesterday. Patient told him to buy TSLA because the stock is going to split and it's easy money. Math classes must be optional these days..
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2 years
I am seriously blown away by the change in sentiment on tv today. OMG
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Helene Meisler
4 years
Citi Panic/Euphoria.
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3 years
I hung the TLRY chart on my wall
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Helene Meisler
2 years
I still think this line is important. Please save your hatred for it. I've heard it all before.
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2 years
Reminder that tomorrow is Thursday. There have been no green Thursdays in 2022
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4 years
Citi Panic/Euphoria
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Helene Meisler
1 year
I'm already sick of AI.
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Helene Meisler
2 years
AMZN, WMT, and now TGT. I see a theme.
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Helene Meisler
4 years
If a correction lasts longer than 4 hours please call your doctor
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Helene Meisler
5 years
I went to work on Wall Street 36 yrs ago today.
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Helene Meisler
2 years
I still think this line is important.
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Helene Meisler
10 months
Grandkids opened a โ€˜storeโ€™ yesterday. Grandson tracked sales on paper. Then said: just like Grandma! ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Helene Meisler
2 years
QQQ. See volume
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Helene Meisler
1 year
Clowns call for a 10% rally in one day.
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Helene Meisler
2 years
Remember the Death Cross? Neither does the S&P.
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Helene Meisler
4 years
Citi Panic/Euphoria. Well look at that, Euphoria got tagged this week for the first time since February.
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Helene Meisler
4 years
Bill DeBlasio is a moron
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Helene Meisler
1 year
Tasmania. Or as they call it here Tasi
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Helene Meisler
1 year
Guys my take on markets is poor. Please follow the guy who calls himself gamma bro and unfollow me now.
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Helene Meisler
4 years
I will start my Saturday morning chart-fest shortly. But there are some ground rules today. If you have something mean or nasty to say, keep it to yourself or you will be blocked. I have zero capacity for mean stuff today.
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Helene Meisler
6 months
OK. I am officially tired of the AI/Altman story.
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Helene Meisler
2 years
SPX longer term. And here we are....
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4 years
I have a button.
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2 years
I so rarely look at BTC. So wow.
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Helene Meisler
9 months
Everyone looking for a pullback in the market. Everyone looking to buy said pullback.
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4 years
Citi Panic/Euphoria. This might be higher than 1999-2000 (unsure).
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Helene Meisler
3 years
Things you don't want to see with a market at new highs. The column of stocks at new highs is shorter than the one at new lows.
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Helene Meisler
2 years
Overbought markets do not like higher rates.
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3 years
Everyone wanted a pullback to buy....
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Helene Meisler
5 years
This is the BEST version of 'if you bought AMZN in 199x you'd have a return of....'
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5 years
Jeff Bezos' wife is a better investor than all of us. $AMZN
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4 years
My mother asked about buying stocks last night.
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Helene Meisler
3 years
Insiders. I have never seen the ratio this high. Used to be 70 was 'off the charts'. Whatever you do, please don't waste my time with 'but they sell for a variety of reasons'. It's high, don't rationalize it.
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2 years
Today will change that narrative of year end rally.
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Helene Meisler
4 years
Breaking from WSJ: A new bull market has begun. smh
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2 years
Folks seem upset at the rally.
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2 years
The Bottom Is In folks will be out in full force.
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AAPL
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Helene Meisler
1 year
OMG Minerd saying he turned bullish on 10/6 AYFKM???? Again it is not his calls it's his lying.
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Helene Meisler
3 years
BREAKING My mother is getting vaccinated today. #helenesgreenshoots
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Helene Meisler
7 months
Everyone should print this out and keep it for refernce.
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@hmeisler @BlessedEtrnally If only I followed Marty's advice more ๐Ÿ˜€
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I'm gonna throw some red meat to the bears today!! SOX
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3 years
Remember a few weeks ago when everyone wanted a 5% correction so they could buy? Then you get one and no one wants to buy.
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Helene Meisler
1 year
Today feels like folks are disgusted with the market. Aversion?
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Helene Meisler
2 years
The biggest bear in my timeline is back. The biggest bull in my timeline is MIA. Just keeping you folks abreast of the situation.
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1 year
GOOGL acts like we will never use Google again.
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10 months
This chart is my new obsession. Is everyone watching it? Yield on 5 yr
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Helene Meisler
5 years
I do not have a degree from Wharton but I think I know it's not China who is paying those tariffs.
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Helene Meisler
2 years
Tomorrow is August 25th. That was the date 35 years ago, in 1987, that the DJIA made its high before the Crash in October. (Reminder that I have no life. I have no idea why I remember these things)
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2 years
Before I joined Twitter I never realized how many people seem to root against the economy. I don't get it.
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Helene Meisler
4 years
They are literally running over bears.
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Yosemite urges drivers to slow down after at least 4 bears hit by vehicles, 2 fatally, in last 3 weeks
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4 years
NYSE lowest volume since March 5th
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Helene Meisler
1 year
I tweeted a chart of TSLA yesterday. Gave no opinion, just said that the chart will be in a textbook one day. Here's what I learned: 1) there are still lots of fanboys 2) I don't know how to draw a chart. 3) you should unfollow me now. lol.
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Helene Meisler
3 years
SPX weekly chart. Big corrections do NOT come from lower highs in the index
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Helene Meisler
5 months
RIP Charlie Munger
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