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@EmmaHelleur

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Long time listener, first time caller. I wonder how many cats I can fit in my bedroom before it gets weird

Nelson City, New Zealand
Joined October 2011
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@EmmaHelleur
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3 years
I literally never knew that NZ teachers hid Pacific Island students in trap doors to keep immigration from finding them in school. And only 7 years before I was born. #NationalTreasures
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4 years
Yes Judith was handed a shit show. Yes she was up against an incredible PM. Yes this whole year has been tough. But she was just so nasty. She was a bully. We’ve all worked for bullies. Worked with bullies. Dated bullies. Gone to school with bullies. We didn’t want to elect one
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2 years
Saw a protestor holding a sign “how many boosters are you willing to get, three, four, five? When will it stop?” Lady, I get jabbed in the butt every 12 WEEKS just so I don’t get my period. A jab every 6 months to keep away Covid is just fine 👌🏼
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1 year
So weird that Marin & Albanese would meet. They’re not the same age or the same gender. What possible reason would they have to meet.
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3 years
Why is the South Island in lockdown too?……family friend was in Auckland on Monday. Now she’s back in Nelson coughing & spluttering away. That’s why.
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4 years
Nick Smith went to @rachelboyack ’s party in Stoke to concede and the whole room sung “for he’s a jolly good fellow” and applauded him 😢
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2 years
Djokovic has been deported. Pharma Bro has to pay back $94m. Prince Andrew will face court. Tamaki is in a holding cell. 2022 looks like the year that men might finally face their consequences
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Why is he so hell bent on punishing beneficiaries. I was on a benefit 3 years ago. Was made redundant from my dream career then my brother died. It took me 7 months to get back on my feet. It was an awful time in my life. Imagine feeling further punished by a man in a suit.
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11 months
Absolutely fuming. Contraception isn’t just about sex. 1 in 10 NZ women have endometriosis. The only thing that stops me being in horrible, intense pain EVERY MONTH, from endo is contraception. Make no mistake. He wants to control our bodies.
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2 years
Queenstown hospo: “OPEN THE BORDERS LET US HAVE CUSTOMERS AGAIN” Also Queenstown hospo: NO NOT LIKE THAT. We don’t want the consequences of our actions
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11 months
All the conservatives not realising this isn’t about a $5 prescription. We’ve sat back and watched what they’ve done in America and this man seems to idolise the country and their politics and he’s trying to be our leader. This isn’t just about a $5 prescription.
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2 years
3 of the Taranaki cases are children. Imagine knowing that Covid Delta is attacking children and still choosing not to get vaccinated. Imagine having a vulnerable child in your life and deciding your beliefs are more important than their health.
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1 year
Richard Hills: evacuate if you need to, fill bottles, charge phones, pack an escape bag, be careful in flood water, remain calm, check on neighbours The actual Mayor: yes, too much water I think is the issue. Too much of it.
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7 months
This makes me so mad #NationalPartyOfLies
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Emma Helleur
3 years
An emotional junior staffer hit post too early on their April fools joke
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Emma Helleur
2 years
The Prime Minister spoke to media in Nelson this morning. On the 1 News live stream there’s 23 people who have left a laughing emoji. Whatever you think of the PM or the party, there are people in Nelson that have lost their homes. That reaction is disgusting.
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Emma Helleur
1 year
Incredible. It’s Jacinda’s last event as PM. And Hipkins delivered a great speech. And One News focuses on Luxon
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Emma Helleur
7 months
My Ranfurly shield story: When I worked in radio we had it in our tent at an A&P show. After the show finished. No one knew where it was going, there was no one to collect. So I took it home. Had it for around 4 hours. Invited some mates around. Had a couple casual beers with it
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Emma Helleur
2 years
Guys, I was just reading an article from 2016 about how Flybuys & AirNZ split. Did you know Chris Luxon used to be the AirNZ CEO? !
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Emma Helleur
7 months
Meanwhile the Nelson Nat candidate REPEATEDLY told a group of intellectually disabled young people that an “average family will get $100 a fortnight” knowing damn well no one in that room would qualify. And watched them get excited because they didn’t understand
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Charlotte Cook
7 months
The National Party has admitted that only 3000 households will get the full $250 a fortnight tax cut they've been campaigning on, but rejects Labour's claims they have scammed New Zealanders. @radionz . Full interview with National's Nicola Willis on Midday Report.
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3 years
Remember when National got angry that people cycled over the harbour bridge
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Emma Helleur
6 months
In case you’re wondering how things are going in Nelson, the community page is popping off about kitty litter in schools. Welcome to the Luxon Era.
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Emma Helleur
1 year
Oh.
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Emma Helleur
2 years
Clarke Gayford put the petrol prices up
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Emma Helleur
6 months
Unbelievable effort to pass the blame. On average 8 of 10 people will only read a headline. If they see an ad that says you could get $250, they’ll assume they’ll get $250. Standard typical behaviour from Newstalk/Herald/NZME.
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Emma Helleur
4 years
This story on the SPCA on Sunday is a hard watch. I can’t believe there’s no minister for animal welfare but there’s a minister for horse racing!?! That Winston got $70mil for horse racing but the SPCA gets $2.8 to uphold the animal welfare act
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3 years
Watching “I Am” on TVNZ1. How. THE FUCK. Is Gloriavale still operating
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Emma Helleur
4 years
Imagine earning $180,000 a year and being pissy at paying an extra $23 a week in taxes that could help your country
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7 months
NZ: “we don’t have enough doctors” The RW: “what if we use the doctors we have to kick people off benefits?”
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1News
7 months
The ACT Party leader wants to hire "designated doctors" to identify cases of fraud and ineligibility, and ensure people are on the correct benefit.
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Emma Helleur
3 years
ITS FINALLY BACK 🙌🏼👻 #WellingtonParanormal
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Emma Helleur
9 years
@KensingtonRoyal Kaiteriteri in the Nelson Tasman region http://t.co/yjhpyxE9Eb
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Emma Helleur
6 years
THE NEW ZEALAND POLICE DOG TEAM IS CALLED THE PAW BLACKS THIS IS IMPORTANT INFORMATION. TELL SOMEONE #PawBlacks 😍
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Emma Helleur
4 years
When Jacinda was in Nelson there was a large group of people wearing Labour tops with hoardings on the corner. They were clearly placed there. But when word spread she was coming the crowd grew and was it mental. That’s the difference from Judith’s Ponsonby road
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Emma Helleur
7 months
When ad placement is everything 😂
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Emma Helleur
8 months
The thing these RW politicians, journos and economists keep forgetting is that removing gst from veges brings us in line with our overseas friends like Australia. They’re so desperate to compare us to overseas countries except when it doesn’t suit their narrative.
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1 year
Fuuuuuuck. First time I’ve had it. Can’t believe I’ve managed to avoid it till now and I tell ya. I feel like shit.
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6 months
Trying to find a rental. The amount of “this property is not for a flatmate situation”. I’m closer to 40 than 20. I’m not looking for a party house. I just want somewhere I can share rent with another adult :(
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Emma Helleur
9 months
I can only assume by introducing a mental health fitness to work, that National will also be introducing a ton more sick leave, or increasing benefits through WINZ to cater for those who can’t work? I wouldn’t have been able to work for a solid 3 years.
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Emma Helleur
5 years
On Friday I emailed @_chloeswarbrick to tell her about the journey my brother & my family is going through as we watch my brother die. Today Chloe read my email in parliament on the final reading of the cannabis bill. May Jacob’s legacy live on when this bill is passed. ❤️
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1 year
As shit as the internet can be. It does have its wins. A lady posted to a community page about a young dude (around 11) busking outside a supermarket trying to earn money to buy a guitar case. Nelson immediately responded and he had a new guitar case gifted that afternoon.
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3 years
Jacinda didn’t tell us that once enough of us had our 5G injection they would get rid of the internet
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Emma Helleur
2 years
Facebook memories just reminded me 10 years ago I was standing in front of the incredible Chris Cornell
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Emma Helleur
5 years
Manu is crying 😭 He is the man that the men of our country need to see on tv. He is the definition of a role model. He’s a stay at home dad who isn’t afraid of his emotions. #DWTSNZ #WhatAGuy
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1 year
I declare today as sausage roll day! Having Prime Minister Chippy’s favourite food in solidarity with the new leader.
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Emma Helleur
3 years
Today I sat on the sidewalk and held a tea towel against an old mans head and kept him talking while we waited for an ambulance after he fell down a step and suffered a nasty gash to his forehead. Basically what I’m saying is that I’m saint.
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Emma Helleur
4 years
At 8.50pm last night we released my brother into the arms of the angels. His lifelong suffering & pain is finally over and he’s free of his broken body. Goodbye baby brother, you deserve your wings in heaven ❤️
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Emma Helleur
4 years
I lost my boy today. You were my son, my best friend, my baby. My heart hurts. My heart is broken 💔
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Emma Helleur
5 years
Is she angry and upset because he broke up with her first!?! Even when she was going to break up with him? #MAFSNZ
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Emma Helleur
6 months
Hoping Luxon shares his meal plans online cos I would love to only spend $60 a week
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Emma Helleur
6 years
We went to the Heath Ledger exhibition yesterday. It was very cool. And sad :( and I want to binge watch Heath Ledger movies
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Emma Helleur
3 years
I love that Moses pushed for TVNZ to include women of all sizes and ethnicities otherwise he wouldn’t do it 🙌🏼 we Stan a king #TheBachelorNz
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Emma Helleur
2 years
Ok Auckland. You have a sky. We get it.
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Emma Helleur
6 years
Hello Wayne, You seem lovely. I’m single and I also live in Taranaki......soooooooooooooo 👋🏼 #MAFSNZ
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Emma Helleur
2 years
Clarke Gayford was the ice burg that sunk the Titanic.
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Emma Helleur
3 years
I just got my marks back for my last assessment. 🤯😬 97.5/100 I was absolutely preparing for the worst. And it was the biggest assessment of that paper.
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Emma Helleur
6 years
Just wondering....am I the only person that really doesn’t find Davina or Tracey attractive? #MAFSAU
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Emma Helleur
6 years
Unpopular opinion: I’m starting to think Nasser is bit of a prick #MAFSAU
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Emma Helleur
6 months
This seems SUPER legit 😂
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Emma Helleur
3 years
Do influencers know they can have a baby without splashing photos of it all over the internet with the words “Ad”
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Emma Helleur
2 years
When you’re rich, a fine is just a fee to do what you want
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2 years
$750 to be an entitled POS who doesn't think the rules apply to them is a steal right? This sentencing sends a strong message to rule breakers that if you're wealthy, she'll be right mate.
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@Atomic_Moog Flatmates calls her dad who owns the house “omg dad come here right now!” Dad walks in “why the fuck is the Ranfurly in my house” Cracks open a beer 😂
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Emma Helleur
1 year
So what do we reckon Chippy & Alby talked about? Just bloke stuff? That’s why they met right? Cos they’re blokes?
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1 year
I need an adult in the neighbourhood to put their rubbish bin out so I know if our bins are going out tonight
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Emma Helleur
2 years
2 years 💔 I think of you every day. I can’t believe you’d be almost 24
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Emma Helleur
2 years
@katie_pai Hilarious the “we won’t be sheep” group. Pastors are literally called shepherds of their congregation
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Emma Helleur
5 years
2 grown ass men. 2 rugby players holding hands on national TV is beautiful to see ❤️ #DWTSNZ
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Emma Helleur
1 year
When you want to wear Pokémon to work but you pair it with a blazer because you’re a #businessprofessional
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Emma Helleur
2 years
It’s a Christmas miracle! My #SecretSantaNZ2021 has arrived! It was delivered 2 streets over 😍😭😂
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Emma Helleur
4 years
I won $15 in the big lotto draw last night. I am requesting privacy while I navigate what this means for my family. I will front any media questions once we’ve had time to process this. Thank you. No further comment
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Emma Helleur
3 years
A team winning $75k on The Chase is just the kinda content I needed on the last day of level 4.
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1 year
@kelvin_morganNZ Is this what we’re doing? Turning up with our own PA systems screaming about why he’s awful. Cos I have a PA system
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Emma Helleur
1 year
Over the past few days there’s been so much chatter that Diana should’ve been queen. People forgetting they divorced…….And even if Camilla wasn’t in the picture. Do people really believe their toxic marriage would’ve lasted the 40 years to get here?
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Emma Helleur
3 years
Ya girl is going to Massey 🙌🏼😭 . (It’s distance and part time and only a diploma cos ya girl isn’t smart enough for a degree but it’s still Massey)
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Emma Helleur
5 years
I legitimately laughed out loud at @Hilary_Barry ’s decorations. Please continue to add to this daily
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2 years
@BeilbyPaula @seatounwesty @pinkstephness “Be the change” but also “I don’t care about the loss of 51 people at the hands of a terrorist” You seem great.
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Luxon in the last month - I don’t want to call Winston - I’ll call Winston - Who is Winston - DON’T MAKE ME CALL HIM - This is your fault - Yeah we can work together
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1 year
@JordanRivers_NZ It’s the level of aggression towards electric cars. Imagine being that angry about a car
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Emma Helleur
7 months
@AzorAKNZ Ah yes that makes sense. Punish everyone for the sake of a few
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Emma Helleur
3 years
Got a new job, joined a gym, went to the dentist, graduated with a diploma, started semester 2 on another diploma, hair & eyebrow appointment & marrying a couple this weekend. Renaming this as “get shit done July”
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5 years
A big, strong Tongan/kiwi bloke wearing bright pink and showing his emotions on national TV. What a man #Manu #DWTSNZ
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Emma Helleur
4 years
Just buying my son his Xmas present
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Emma Helleur
3 years
@ShoshanaHantman Back in the 70s & 80s immigration were deporting islanders. It got to the stage they started doing school visits. So teachers would hide island children under the floor boards. I never knew this till TVNZ National Treasures show last night
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Emma Helleur
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If the experts know that 1 wants kids and the other doesn’t and still put them together I find that incredibly cruel. Finding love & a partner is the chance to finally become a parent. They’ve already at their last resort by going on this show. #MAFSNZ
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7 years
I feel like @Hilary_Barry is about to fly to chch and physically find and punish the person who stole from that family #EQNZ
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7 months
Taranaki held it as the America’s Cup was touring NZ. So we were lucky enough to have them both on display
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3 years
I can see that #SecretSantaNZ2020 has really helped the chocolate industry this year
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Emma Helleur
6 years
This paints a VERY different story than Ben does about Aaron “betraying his trust & hanging with his ex” #MAFSNZ
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Aaron Chisholm
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3 years
Does our state broadcaster reeeeeeaaaaaally need to air an interview with Piers Morgan about cancel culture and his reckons on MMarkle?
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1 year
Does everyone do a quick Sunday night work email check just to prepare themselves for the next day?
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Emma Helleur
3 years
Flying to Auckland once & the lady in front of me had a 5yo, a toddler & a baby, all crying. I took the toddler, a bottle of milk and loaded paw patrol on my phone. You can be that help someone needs in times of desperation.
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The lady next to me on the plane was having an anxiety attack during take off so I did what I had to do. We got through it together.
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3 years
Tell him he’s dreaming
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2 years
@notsailingalone @Phil_Tanner It certainly feels like there’s something she’s not saying, and due to privacy something that the government can’t say. The situation sucks but it feels like 1 + 2 doesn’t quite equal 3 here.
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4 years
I spent a day with the Queen @Hilary_Barry
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Emma Helleur
6 years
These are two talented women who are having to fight for their position against a guy who is being kept for some stupid joke #DWTSNZ
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Emma Helleur
5 years
Taranaki Bowl of Brooklands ❤️🕯 #TheyAreUs #Christchurch
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Emma Helleur
4 years
Great headline this morning @Breakfaston1
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5 years
It’s an amazing fact of nature that assholes attract assholes #MAFSAU
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My last 3 assessments have been returned A+ A A- 🥰
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