@TimAllenItalian
Hitler, porn, Poirot (you can't pull it off), pencil, zappa (you CAN'T pull it off), Fu Manchu, horseshoe just to be safe (could edge into Fu Manchu), Monopoly Man, Obviously Pedophile, Cop and Whispy Soul Patch (which is a type of moustache, not beard).
@DeuxKobal
@TimAllenItalian
Some people can pull those off. Not many. But some. But the forbidden Adolf stache, no one can pull it off cause that's just putting a target right on your face. Socially speaking, those mustaches don't come anywhere close to that one.