@Darinstrauss
Darinstrauss
5 years
When Pompeo and Pence talk about "saving the Jews," they mean bringing the "end times," when all Jews "must all move to Israel" to begin the Apocalypse (which, spoiler alert, means the end of Jews.)
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@erikadreifus
Erika Dreifus
5 years
@Darinstrauss Is that what this is about?
@erikadreifus
Erika Dreifus
5 years
We're trending again, my MoTs. (This never seems to be a good thing.)
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@Darinstrauss
Darinstrauss
5 years
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@HBServetus
HBServetus
5 years
@Darinstrauss @JuddApatow Pompeo is an evangelical fundamentalist who is trying to speed up the return of Jesus.
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@exceptions
exceptions #JusticeForMalkiRoth
5 years
@Darinstrauss What about Mashiac LaBeouf, and the Matrix of Leadership?
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@HBServetus
HBServetus
5 years
@Darinstrauss @JuddApatow Hagee: "Adolf Hitler had been fulfilling God’s will by aiding the desire of Jews to return to Israel in accordance with biblical prophecy."
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@exceptions
exceptions #JusticeForMalkiRoth
5 years
@Darinstrauss I hope Pence has consulted Wikipedia, the Master List of All Jews!
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@gobsmacked19
Elon’s Half-Brother/Nephew
5 years
@Darinstrauss @JuddApatow I've mentioned this to other Jews who think Republicans are "friends" of Israel. Since they don't believe in the End Times, they don't care and continue to accept the BS that Republicans give a crap about the Jews.
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@Wynnner
Head-is-literally-melted
5 years
@Darinstrauss @JuddApatow It's like literally the plot of The Brink with Jack Black and Tim Robbins
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@mburm201
The Intersect
5 years
@Darinstrauss @JuddApatow This is a ridiculous anti-Christian slur. Why is Judd Apatow retweeting anti-Christian propaganda?
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@bywillpollock
Will's Media Reform School #DoBetter ⚖️ 🌻
5 years
@Darinstrauss @LoraFisherPOV nobody saw the partnership coming: devout evangelicals sucking up to a thrice-married philandering yutz who's addicted to Adderall
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@DailyDoodle1962
WhatWouldSnidelyWhiplashDo?
5 years
@Darinstrauss Certainly the case for Pence. Don't know much about pompeo
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@guano_col
Col. Bat Guano🇺🇸🇺🇦
5 years
@Darinstrauss @JoshMankiewicz How the fvuk did we get into this mess? HOW?
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@braveomatic
Brettanomyces
5 years
@Darinstrauss @JoshMankiewicz Moving to Israel would be such a shlep. Since there’s more Jews in the US than Israel, can we all just move to Chapel Hill or something?
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@todgoldberg
Tod Goldberg
5 years
@Darinstrauss Looking forward to getting the Dew of Resurrection dropped on us before we roll to Israel. Packing now.
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@g_mirabelli
Gabriella Mirabelli
5 years
@Darinstrauss Yup. Why they think it fools people, I’ll never know ... (or, rather, why people get fooled / are fools is a mystery to me.)
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