@DaggerAndBullet And they don't understand how easy it is to make a machete or similar, even if UK tries to ban. When the imports get to critical mass (very soon) UK will become as violent as a third world country. They can't stop illegal immigration, they wont stop gun importation, either.

@STL019 Can you buy scrap metal and a belt sander? Hey, you've got a machete now!

@DaggerAndBullet Only police and military personnel need access to assault machetes. If you’re attacked by one, call police immediately, stay on the line while you’re matched to the closest available unit. Pro tip: Try screaming a lot so they can find you as soon as they arrive 😊

@DigitalNomadL Is this also when we're supposed to pee on ourselves?

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@DaggerAndBullet This is where it goes with no guns.

@DaggerAndBullet Assault Machete? 🤷🏼‍♂️

@DaggerAndBullet Gimme a through and through and not 10 lashings with a machete please.

@DaggerAndBullet Holy shit! No 2A there mate.

@DaggerAndBullet Glaswegians are a different breed.

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@DaggerAndBullet Sure are a lot of machetes in a place where machetes are illegal.

@DaggerAndBullet Dem Kangzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz be a playin

@DaggerAndBullet Americans be like...

@DaggerAndBullet Even the guy holding the camera could've safely opened fire at this angle. If only he had a scary black gun.

@DaggerAndBullet 🤔 strange seems like a .38 would send them running it's not like they're cowards who attack defenseless people riiiiiiiggggttttthhh

@DaggerAndBullet Common sense assault machete laws?

@DaggerAndBullet But wait, knives are illegal...