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Talker. "I ain't here to fight the whole internet today." @CzabeCast Inquires: czabe @yahoo .com

Joined April 2009
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It warms my heart to know that sports can still do this to young boys. Gives me hope that phones and social media still can’t touch some pure passions in life. You’ll sleep happy tonite young man. Enjoy the ride.
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1 year
What makes Mike Tirico elite? Graphic shows Justin Tucker has missed 6 FG's this year. Me: "Wow. Six?" He then adds context: "3 of them were 50+ and 3 were blocked." Effortless. Took 8 seconds. Perfect. Value added. Did his homework.
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4 months
Something tells me the NFL is either going to hire Kristin Juszczyk to run the women's division at NFL Shop..... or file a cease and desist based on trademark violations. Could go either way right now. #thisleague
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Michael Allen 🧀
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the one she made for Simone Biles goes hard!
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2 years
I love Davante Adams, but I wouldn't want to be on the other side of that trade. A 1st and 2nd for a 30 year old WR, now playing with a much lesser passer, and getting tippy-top of the market money? Oof.
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1 year
Wrong call. Period. Roughing penalties are a million shades of grey and require discretion. Mahomes is TRUCKING for yardage and Ossai is in full pursuit. A forearm, and a flop, and it gifts the Chiefs the game. Wrong on all counts.
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1 year
Al Michaels was paid $15 **million** a year to make a call like that on a game winning FG on a monster comeback. You are stealing. Retire.
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1 year
Cancelling this game (if they do) will be the EASY part. The hard part, comes after, as we try to square the nature of a violent sport, with freakishly built athletes, that has become a national obsession. The NFL has been very lucky for a long stretch on these type of incidents.
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2 years
Al Michaels just went there: "Sell the team." Not insignificant.
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8 years
Packer fans, your Christmas card photo is ready!
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7 years
All those kids at expensive summer camps, all those moms with bags of orange slices.... and we STILL suck at soccer. Go home, everyone.
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1 year
Speaking for every 54 year old man in America, I have NEVER seen a “do-over” like that in my life. N-E-V-E-R.
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7 years
Aaaaaand THAT is the crack cocaine of sports which makes Roger Goodell our ruthless pimp dealer. Wow.
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1 year
Most disappointing ending since the Seinfeld Finale. Its why anybody who knows and loves sports understands why subjective calls at the end of games better be fucking MURDERS to blow the whistle. Just brutal. I’m stunned. We were ROBBED of a high stakes final 1:48. Fuck.
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2 years
This would have been pretty sick. Modernized. Echo call back logos with wolf-tail replacing feather. The Lombardi circle R, plus the George Allen majestic “R”. Simple animal nickname - a sports staple. But alas… no. Somehow, somebody deemed ANY mention of “red” as problematic.
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6 years
Every time I see Koepka, I imagine him saying “You nerds SUCK. This game is easy.” Then dumping Zach Johnson’s bag out on the cartpath.
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7 years
I’m now 4-0 in live attendance Packers v Cowboys. You are welcome Packer Nation.
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Steve Czaban
4 months
None of this happens without #33 at his best these last 3 weeks. Nothing. Tonite he was amazing. Again.
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1 year
The purple exodus has begun…
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2 years
These fucking Christmas lights are comin’ down right now, so that when I piss away the rest of today watching football and eating chicken wings I can at least said “I did something” today.
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1 year
Retracts his landing gear immediately. Throws football. Flails arms. THIS CAN NEVER BE REWARDED IN SPORTS!
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Packerfan Total Access- Clayton
1 year
And the Oscar goes tooooooo
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2 years
The fish is in the net. All that's left is the flopping around the boat deck. They got him. #NFL #Snyder
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7 years
Well.... my, my, my.....
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7 years
These are the days you dread in this business....
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2 years
I refuse to believe an actual “football person” in the Commanders front office thought this was a good idea. It’s got Snyder DNA all over it.
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2 years
Shame on every fucking dummy Packer fan this summer saying they were “done” with Rodgers and such. You don’t deserve him. Never let him leave. Ever. Load the boat. Add more money. Let him be co-GM. It doesn’t matter. If they don’t, they’ll regret it forever.
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Steve Czaban
1 year
This entire place is an outrageous vision of sporting excess. I love it. #16th #wastemanagement #bucketlist
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Steve Czaban
2 years
All I can say about the Commanders new logo suite and uniforms is this: I saw AT LEAST 3 or 4 fan submissions for logo, uniform concept, and name "treatments" that BLOW this out of the water. And they came out within MONTHS not years. In short: "this ain't it."
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2 years
Reminder: Burrow left OSU because he couldn’t beat out Haskins. Danny Snyder demands they pick Haskins, then go 3-13 and miss out on Burrow by a 2 pt. conversion vs MIA. Now Burrow is going to the SB, and Snyder will come out of hiding (suspension) as owner of the “Commanders.”
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2 years
GOSH-DAMMIT! WHO DID THIS! 😂
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7 years
It never ends. Ever....
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1 year
This is why you sports, people. Always do sports.
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6 years
Not over til’ its over.... but....
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Steve Czaban
2 years
Gus Johnson gets wrongly buttonholed as a runaway screamer. He's not. He displays a sensible light touch through long stretches of an NBA game, and has an efficient, almost minimalist style.
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Steve Czaban
2 years
You had a chance for 2 shots at the end zone from the 40. You got.... ZERO. You're fired.
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2 years
Giannis with 40 & 11, the two biggest threes of the game, and a Rocky IV style cut over his right eye.
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8 years
Poetry. In. Motion!
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3 years
A 14,731 step day at Ryder Cup. Saw a bit of everything. Started at 3 a.m. and morning show @TheGameMKE in media center. Then merch shop ($465.78 of damage), then 1st tee. Then #7 for all 4 groups. Then 17/18 for last of it. Whew. Back here at 6 a.m. tomorrow. #SleepFast
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Steve Czaban
5 months
I asked the ref to "explain it again to me... this time using those nuggies."
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Jared Koller
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@KCTV5 Andy Reid: "Very disappointed it ended the way it did... Normally I get a warning before something like that happens in a big game. A bit embarrassing in the NFL for that to take place... I didn't have a protractor out there, but it's a bit embarrassing." #ChiefsKingdom @KCTV5
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Steve Czaban
4 months
✅ CeeDee Lamb Upset ✅ McCarthy Getting Out Manuevered ✅ Parsons banged up ✅Cowboy kid crying in stands ✅ Jerrah turning away in disgust. This is fucking incredible.
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Steve Czaban
6 years
Don't look now Skins fans, your ex-GF is at the club... and looking hot as hell. #kirkjerk
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Steve Czaban
2 years
Every new stadium that takes one penny of taxpayer money, must have a children's hospital built onto the side of it so kids can watch from above like at Iowa.
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Mina Kimes
2 years
What's your goofiest sports take that you actually kind of believe? Mine is: If the Bills want to truly get the most out of Josh Allen, they gotta build a dome.
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Steve Czaban
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I don't give a shit what anybody thinks: Joe Tessitore calls a GREAT college football game. G-R-E-A-T. Yeah, yeah. He overdid it on MNF, saddled with bad partners, and the pro game didn't fit his style. Tonite, he's absolutely dealing. The McKenzie Milton comeback was 🔥.
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Steve Czaban
4 months
For the record.... a. Chiefs were way better tonite. Woulda won, shoulda won, full credit. b. The calls they get are absurd. Enough already. And STOP whining. c. NO problem showing Taylor Swift. Adds spice to the game. Who cares? She's a celeb. d. Don't mind paying for a game.…
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Steve Czaban
2 years
Levy called 'em "the Redskins"... whoops. Corporate retraining coming!
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Steve Czaban
9 years
Bad calls have been part of NFL history forever, but this is easily the worst, most shady, doesn't-smell-right call in my lifetime.
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Oh my gawd. Winner. Close the internet! 😂
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see schrader
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“Apology accepted.”
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Steve Czaban
8 years
Whomever is doing that GD CLICKING that is on the TV broadcast audio.... MUST BE ROLLED UP IN A RUG AND DUMPED INTO THE POTOMAC!!!
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Steve Czaban
1 year
TV nerds: is it me, or is Fox still running poverty-ass 720p "HD" on their games? CBS is running a very clean 1080p or perhaps even a downsampled 4k. It's head and shoulders better. Thoughts?
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Steve Czaban
7 years
Aaron Rodgers with the mind-trick tip-toe lean in the background. He's full Jedi!
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Steve Czaban
4 months
All that said… don’t blame Carlson for the loss. Still had a 4 point lead and couldn’t hold. LaFleur brain fart on clock. Love disaster decision after a scintillating stretch. BUT… cut the kicker, fire Joe Barry, slaughter the draft again and watch the fuck out in 2024 @NFL !
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Steve Czaban
4 months
McCarthy vs his old team. Playoffs. All the pressure on Dallas. Packers with a free roll. Gonna be epic.
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Steve Czaban
6 years
Listening to @BobMadden1 and his vintage vinyl. I can die in peace, now!
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Steve Czaban
2 years
There are many dog videos on the internet. I have not (yet) seen every one. THIS is the greatest dog video the internet has ever seen. I will die on this hill.
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Steve Czaban
1 year
Luke Fickell is absolutely running the table right now.
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Evan Flood
1 year
BREAKING: USC transfer wide receiver C.J. Williams has committed to #Wisconsin . A former top 100 recruit, Williams is the highest rated wide receiver in program history for the #Badgers during the internet rankings era.
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6 years
World class photoshop.
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6 years
I love how after Tiger’s run goes cold, CBS announcers suddenly rediscover that Koepka is phenomenal. Then they soft lecture us at home for supposedly not understanding that.
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4 months
These analysts like Greg Olsen don’t live in the actual NFL world. Talking like “thinking of firing McCarthy is CRAZY “ and other teams would “jump” to hire him. Please. This is the jockockracy looking affer a fraternity member. Mike McCarthy will live out his days as a…
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Steve Czaban
3 years
Al Michaels is “surprised… really surprised”at McCarthy’s idiotic game/clock/probability management. Many of us, are not in fact “surprised.”
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Steve Czaban
3 months
Would somebody at CBS please explain to Romo how to SHUT UP and let big moments soak on their own, and let Nantz the veteran set it up for drama. Geezuz.
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Steve Czaban
7 years
I don’t see it....
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John Parry is doing THE SHITTIEST job of explaining all of this possible. During game, said it didn’t matter because of some other illegal formation bullshit. NOW on ESPN Parry is singing a totally different tune as video evidence makes it look like Detroit got fucked.…
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Steve Czaban
2 months
At @Brewers Cactus League game and find out they have *mini* souvenir cheese curds!!!!!!? 🤯
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5 months
Not a fan of this. Kids need to learn consequences and have a healthy fear of grown ass men, and random psychos. But yeah.... "cute."
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Barstool Sports
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Philly Kids being raised Right @BarstoolPhilly
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Steve Czaban
7 years
If there is one more BLATANT hold by the Cowboys that is ignored, then my worst fears about this league will start to grow.
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2 years
Is it wrong that I am sitting here over wings with buddies screaming “PUMP IT INTO MY VEINS!!” on the countless “sad Dukie fans” shots being dialed up by the director right now?
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Steve Czaban
2 years
Why doesn't any D-Coor just say: "We're going to play regular defense. I like our chances on 2 plays and 35 yards. None of this coward-ass, cloud-zone-prevent bullshit."
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Steve Czaban
6 years
Happy 2nd birthday to our field spaniel “Tucker.” I can’t believe I am now.... “that guy.” #dogpics
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FUCK YEAH INTO MY FUCKING VEINS LIKE A SKID ROW JUNKIE!!!!!!!!
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3 months
Catherine is locked in! ✅ Chips & Queso ✅ SpongeBob Cast ✅ Halftime Show ✅ Commercials ✅ Taylor Swift Cameos She’ll let dad sweat the Chiefs +2! 😂
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Steve Czaban
6 years
WOW! Amazing comeback. Aaron Rodgers is a ninja. Bears epic choke. God I love being wrong on the internet!
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Steve Czaban
3 years
THAT….. was a GREAT game.
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4 months
Refs miss blatant HOLD and then gift Mahomes a roughing call. What a fucking joke. I shoulda boycotted the game after all. Guess I'm the one wearing the clown suit.
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Steve Czaban
3 months
I love this rule so much. Makes sense to me, and triggers almost every mid-wit on here. Go crazy, mid-wits.
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1 year
Sunday Ticket's last goodbye today to DirecTV is one many people will deservedly rejoice. DirecTV has become one of the WORST customer service companies in the world, and there's LOTS of competition for that. 1/8
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1 year
We here. It cold. But not bad. @TheGameMKE
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3 months
"You can't judge it, just because it didn't work." - Greg Olsen WRONGER words could not have been spoken. Complete jock jibberish.
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3 months
Tirico is no doubt emotionally invested in his hometown story continuing with the Lions. BUT... the professional and even handed zeal with which he calls games, is un-matched. The TD call on White's screen was #elite .
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Steve Czaban
7 years
The booing... is EPIC!
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An absolute museum quality win for LaFleur, Love, Joe Barry, and the entire team. You would run out of game balls for all the guys who showed up and showed out today. Gosh dang the turkey gonna taste AMAZING tonite.
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1 year
Shout out to all the crybabies who can’t handle DST. I just spent 2 minutes changing the handful of clocks in the house and somehow did not miss any vital Sunday morning appointments for the 74th consecutive time in my adult life. #ItsNotHard
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Incredible 30/30 on the Scabskins. And yeah... they should get rings, and a special weekend at a home game. Just my opinion.
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1 year
If Wisconsin’s @KwikTrip played Arizona’s @QuikTrip in a best of 7….. I’d still take @KwikTrip in 6.
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Steve Czaban
2 years
Here 4 hours prior to gametime. Warm and toasty now, cold and frosty later…. @TheGameMKE
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Steve Czaban
2 years
You can sure as shit BET that "Commies" IS going to be the hate-name for disgruntled fans. I can see guys now. "What are you doing tonite? Nothing. Want to watch the Fucking Commies get destroyed by the Eagles? Yeah, why not!"
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1 year
Incredible. WHY on earth, and WHO on earth, is sitting on these clips and keeping them from the public all these years??
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Tommy Lasorda and Doug Rau's mound visit from the 1977 World Series (NSFW). If you’ve never seen this, I suggest you watch. Lasorda tells it like it is.
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Remember when LaFluer said about Joe Barry finishing the season: "That's the plan." Plans change.
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1 year
Kirk and Vikes die on a checkdown! Thoughts and prayers @PaulCharchian . Here they come…
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2 years
I mean, I know NOTHING about horse racing. Nothing. But... this cannot be legit.
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Joe Pompliano
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The overhead camera angle of Rich Strike's comeback run 🤯
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Steve Czaban
2 years
Jason Wright appearing on @1067theFan defended the NYC Today Show reveal, by saying “we’re a global brand.” The team finished LAST in attendance this year. Stare at that one for a while and gawk at the hubris.
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7 years
It's like it's.... THE SAME SHOW!
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5 months
I'm payin' for ONE fucking game here, ABC, stop split screenin' me. Not in the mood right now.
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1 year
One of the most absurdly over-rated, overpaid, poorly coached, bad tackling, no grit having defenses ever. The work that needs to be done on that side of the ball is staggering. Forget 12 vs 10. Thats a sideshow at this point.
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Steve Czaban
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Mic up all the players. All the time.
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Steve Czaban
1 year
I don't have a problem with the league taking about an hour here to make a call. They aren't ghouls or idiots, folks. They just want to take a moment, because you never know if some good news comes from the hospital. And then make logistics based on player outcome.
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Steve Czaban
2 years
I believe in pool sheets printed and handed in with cash to your office secretary, the sanctity of the 5-12 upset, & wings and beers at high noon on Thursday. I believe in big weird shooting 5's with beards, tiny jet-quick PGs nobody can cover, and lockerroom celebration videos.
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Steve Czaban
7 years
Norman’s tackle. Doctson’s catches (plural). Kirk’s stones. Brown seek-and-destroy. Ol’ man Vern. Swearinger on patrol. God, I do love it!!
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Steve Czaban
7 years
Trump beat 11 GOP rivals. He beat the GOP establishment. He beat the media. He beat the most well funded candidate ever. In your life.....
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