IDK, seems to me that Georgia is in hyperfibrinolysis and needs TXA and North Carolina might need some platelets. #badROTEMjoke Tweet added by Caroline Park MD, MPH @CPark_MD

Caroline Park MD, MPH

4 years

IDK, seems to me that Georgia is in hyperfibrinolysis and needs TXA and North Carolina might need some platelets. #badROTEMjoke

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Caitlin Hester

4 years

@CPark_MD All bleeding stops eventually... I just hope the veins’ capacitance outlasts the arteries’ high pressure system. #teamblue #noredwave

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Brian Dykeman

4 years

@CPark_MD @kmgee9 I needed platelets once because of a botched wisdom tooth extraction, so honestly NC, I get it.

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Madhu Subramanian, MD

4 years

@CPark_MD ROTEM is un-American. WE use TEG, especially in the South. @PMHTraumaCripps was just trying to spread his socialist agenda when he got ROTEM at @ParklandTrauma . 😂.

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Zachary Sanford, MD MSc

4 years

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Elliott R Haut, MD, PhD

4 years

@CPark_MD I am a total sucker for a bad #DadJoke , especially when you really need to know some nuanced medical info and/or terminology.

Elliott R Haut, MD, PhD

4 years

Biking downhill with my son. He complained I was coasting faster. I told him “my greater Momentum was from my greater Omentum.” #DadJoke #SurgJoke #puns