At the Battle of Solympus, he fought to the death to protect his family from the army of Paper Hands. Yet it was not the enemy that killed him. A rogue spatula thrown from @MickeyDegods took his eye, & his life. In his last moments @frankdegods blessed him with an eternal halo.

@BuzzHoldrin @DeGodsNFT Eyyyyyyyyye

@BuzzHoldrin @DeGodsNFT man this deadgod is clean

@BuzzHoldrin @DeGodsNFT He read The Little Prince, was convinced that what is essential is invisible to the eye. Only problem is, it wasn't specified if it was the right eye or the left eye, so he took his chance on his right eye and died.

@BuzzHoldrin @DeGodsNFT Accidentally tried to look through a glory hole.

@BuzzHoldrin @DeGodsNFT The dick monkey nft rug or whatever stuck their nose in

@BuzzHoldrin @DeGodsNFT Probiscous monkey fight got him right through the eye?

@BuzzHoldrin @DeGodsNFT He was helping Perseus fighting Medusa on Sarpedon. Knowing well he couldn’t watch her, he resolved to gouge out his own eyes, alas too late, his remaining eye crossing those of Medusa which turned him into stone. His sacrifice won’t be forgotten!🏛

@BuzzHoldrin @DeGodsNFT Hera slept with him after Zeus' infidelity and Zeus lost his shit?

@BuzzHoldrin @DeGodsNFT My guy's having a bleeding heart underneath. 💔🩸