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I am Not Lauren Boebert. Am sentient blow up doll.

Joined April 2021
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@BoebertQ
Not Lauren Boebert Q-CO aka Blow Up Boebert
4 months
I made this years ago. Because I'm a fucking witch, and knew it'd be useful one day. Today is that day. @DaveChappelle took a picture with @RepBoebert @laurenboebert today. Booooo!!!!!!! Why, though? Shameful.
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@BoebertQ
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There she is. There's my girl. Gawd love ya @laurenboebert what will I ever do without you?
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Not Lauren Boebert Q-CO aka Blow Up Boebert
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Patriots, it's starting to get interesting. Over 300 of you are new in the last 36 hours! It's terribly exciting, and I'm so grateful! 70 more gets me to 5,000, and I hear that's when the algorithm takes notice. The bigger I get, the more @laurenboebert gets annoyed. Let's goooo!
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Not Lauren Boebert Q-CO aka Blow Up Boebert
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#BoebertCrimeFamily Karma, thy name is Hunter.
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Whoooeeeee!!! Hello, new Patriots! I'm not an actor or comedian. I'm not auditioning for SNL. I just happen to have been cursed to have @laurenboebert move to my native home, and shit all over it while wearing my face. Thanks for supporting my tireless crusade to drag a bitch. 💋
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Idk about you, but I don't want some old, stinky, broke ass loser who gets to live in government subsidized housing like a fucking welfare queen with his immigrant wife and dumb ass kid running my country. Get a job, loser. #TrumpIsBrokeAF #MAGA
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Not Lauren Boebert Q-CO aka Blow Up Boebert
1 year
@mtgreenee I can do this as long as you can. My Adderall is prescribed.
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5 months
I feel like this is in order tonight. Again. @RepBoebert @laurenboebert is a racist, grifter, traitor, insurrectionist, bought and paid for, fake ass Christian that will do, say, be anything it takes to get her way. May she get everything she deserves.
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3 months
Vote for me for CD4. All of the glamour, none of the bull crap.
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Not Lauren Boebert Q-CO aka Blow Up Boebert
4 months
Reminding you on this grim anniversary that @RepBoebert @laurenboebert took money from Sandy Hook denier Tom Ready, DDS right here in Pueblo. This was the straw that broke my back long before anyone knew her name or my face.
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@laurenboebert I met your old weed dealer tonight! 🤣🤣🤣
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@BoebertQ
Not Lauren Boebert Q-CO aka Blow Up Boebert
3 months
I finally blocked Kevin Sorbo because he is totally useless and his words hurt what's left of my brain. He is @theliamnissan cross to bear. Not mine.
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Not Lauren Boebert Q-CO aka Blow Up Boebert
15 days
@laurenboebert Hang it up, sister.
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Not Lauren Boebert Q-CO aka Blow Up Boebert
11 months
Floriduh goin' through some thangs. @RepBoebert @laurenboebert didja make it to the farms here? Musso's? Mauro's? DeTomaso's? Millberger's? DeSanti's? Potestio's? Who do you think works Pueblo's farms? Pendeja.
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1 month
@laurenboebert Let's give you one and see how you fare, Sparky.
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Not Lauren Boebert Q-CO aka Blow Up Boebert
6 months
Breaking news! @RepBoebert @laurenboebert has been raptured! Her vessel has ascended, leaving the trappings of earthly concern behind. Bye, gurl, bye.
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Not Lauren Boebert Q-CO aka Blow Up Boebert
3 months
Well, now that that's over with, would you believe me if I told you I've been holding back this whole time, and now the gloves are off? Yikes.
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Not Lauren Boebert Q-CO aka Blow Up Boebert
2 months
Fine. You fuckers. Pull me back kicking and screaming. Tay Tay is 5'10. @laurenboebert is "five foot nothin". Taylor was born to be looked up to, and Lauren was born to be looked down on. Her knees. I'm back, bitches.
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John E. Rock ☮🇨🇦😎⛷💙🇺🇦
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Not Lauren Boebert Q-CO aka Blow Up Boebert
3 months
Well, honey @laurenboebert I appear to have more support running for CD4 than you do. Whose bright idea was this? If I run, will you debate me? What will you wear? Wanna twin? 🤭Loser.
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@BoebertQ
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Patriots I am speechless, fkabbergasted, faklempt, floored, and humbled by your generosity and support. I rarely ask for a boost, because I rarely ask for anything at all, and y'all delivered, and are still spreading the word. Here I am, in my non Lauren glory. Ily. See you soon.
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3 months
I should sue. @RepBoebert @laurenboebert I ain't goin' nowhere.
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Not Lauren Boebert Q-CO aka Blow Up Boebert
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Well, well, WHEELLLL... @RepBoebert @laurenboebert thoughts and prayers. 🙏 @jethrostudio ☠️
@ReynoldsTammy
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Tyler Boebert was arrested today. Don't know why, but here it is. #laurenboebert
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Patriots, I just told my Mom I'm considering running against @laurenboebert and she said, "Go, Girl!". Thanks, Mom.
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6 months
Y'all gonna get me in bigly trouble! For this! She absolutely, 100% keeps tabs on me. I'm certain that she's not happy with me one bit. You reap what you sow, @laurenboebert @RepBoebert I'm gonna miss you. I really will.
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3 months
Marked safe from punching my ex in the face in a restaurant.
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She fucked him.
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Lauren Boebert: "Contrary to popular belief, I have never been as escort for Senator Ted Cruz." ***This is an oddly specific denial. h/t @atrupar
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@KevinSixx13 @laurenboebert I rub it in her face that I'm old and smoke every day. I'm absolutely thrilled by this picture.
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1 month
Vat do you mean card decline?
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1 year
'member? @RepBoebert @laurenboebert my muse. She hath forsaken me.
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Not Lauren Boebert Q-CO aka Blow Up Boebert
3 months
Now that I've sat with it for a bit, I feel a sense of relief that @RepBoebert @laurenboebert is no longer associated with my home. No longer shitting on us all, wearing my face, for the Lort. Don't even drive through here ever again, 'cause it's on sight. Good riddance, Ugly.
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@BoebertQ
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The precedent has been set. Do it.
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Alex Cole
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Here we go! 🤣 🚨BREAKING: California Lieutenant Governor Eleni Kounalakis is calling on the Secretary of State to thoroughly explore all legal avenues to exclude Trump from the state's 2024 ballot.
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@laurenboebert Shame? You wouldn't know shame if I tattooed it on my palm and slapped the veneers out your whore mouth.
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6 months
She's the real star. Bless these gals.
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Patriots! I just heard! I can't stop to say much more than @RepBoebert @laurenboebert I hope it burns. #FuckTrump #ColoradoSupremeCourt
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Not Lauren Boebert Q-CO aka Blow Up Boebert
3 months
Patriots! Y'all! I was gone for two minutes and you pushed me way past 5000! And counting! Wow. My heart grew three sizes. I'll do my best by all of you until the bitter end.
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2 months
We have Taylor Swift, they have Trailer Grift.
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😂😂😂
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What if I ran against her? My profile pic "of her" is the most scandalous thing about my life. I'm just a nice lady that had no choice, really. Wouldn't that be bananas?
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Not Lauren Boebert Q-CO aka Blow Up Boebert
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Mornin, Slugger! @laurenboebert go put some ice on that pimp hand, wash your face, resign, flip, save democracy, and we'll write a BEST SELLER, because I can write real good, and we'll do "Frenemies", and you can redeem yourself, and I'll be your big sis. Or, your worst enemy. 🤷‍♀️
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Not Lauren Boebert Q-CO aka Blow Up Boebert
3 years
I do not own the rights to this audio, all glory to Dave Chapelle. Catch it before it's gone! #LaurenBoebertIsAMonster
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Isn't it weird how @mtgreenee isn't screaming about Laken Riley anymore since her Dad said he didn't appreciate it, the migrant that killed her didn't use a gun, and he had been apprehended in GA and released a year before he killed her? Sounds like Georgia let her killer walk.
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@Skylark_NC @hkb73 @laurenboebert @GOP No. That is her ex after their divorce finale.
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1 month
Smell my finger.
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These dudes don't look like they have any damn business asking folks if they voted for @RepBoebert My friend, a veteran who saw things that no one should see felt intimidated. So, they checked their vote, and cured it for @AdamForColorado so suck it, Lauren. #CureTheBallot
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Ooooo that was fun! I never go out. Never, but getting to meet @AdamForColorado and Patriots, and seeing my friend was worth it. He is so nice! He knew who I was, and I thanked him, and almost cried. And I didn't break any laws, or cuss or anything! Truly, grateful for him. 💙
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@davidhogg111 @mtgreenee It's the roids. I'm not even kidding.
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Jingle bells Trumpy smells Hawley ran away... Now you. #TrumpSmells
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I love it when trolls lose their minds and start screaming that I'm fat and ugly. 🤣 That means I got 'em. Every time. I always tell them that if they're in love with me, they should just say that. And to kiss my big, fat, juicy, jiggly ass right here.
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Patriots, repost the hell outta this today. It makes her bigly angry. Truth hurts. @RepBoebert @laurenboebert #CD4DoNotElectAWhore
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@laurenboebert Choke, traitor.
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@laurenboebert Choke, traitor.
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@patriottakes I hear baby mama is Latina. Good luck, @laurenboebert . Nobody, NOBODY comes between a Latina mami and her bebe. And it's a boy? Sheeeyat. Step out of line once, and you'll never see that baby again.
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@cooltxchick The Radical Feminist Vagenda will be ratified and Coven approved. Hail Satan.
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Now that cochina is on her way out, I can probably do a pretty good Guilfoyle. I can push 'em way up, I can probably tape 'em down real low, and part wig in the middle. Done. That's drag, bitches.
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Not Lauren Boebert Q-CO aka Blow Up Boebert
2 months
Proof of life.
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3 months
Lots of people posting mtg on a bundt cake. We did it first, and no one can do it better than I can, right, @RepBoebert @laurenboebert ? It's almost birthday time again. 🤷‍♀️
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More magical pussy. @RepBoebert @laurenboebert 🤡😽🪄
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Patriots, here are the facts: I earned a Masters in Organizational Leadership with an emphasis in Change Management and Strategic Planning. I have served in both public and private education, and on several boards and committees. More importantly, I'm everything she's not. 👇
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@laurenboebert Someone I love was brutally beaten to death by her ex boyfriend who should have never had access to her again but for his rich family who kept bailing him out, and the cops who protected him down here where you stole our money and abandoned us. Worry about your own back yard. 🖕
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Keep talkin' dumb ass.
@RonFilipkowski
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Boebert says many Republicans in the House are afraid to do the right thing and are frauds, but she is the real deal.
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@mtgreenee When can we expect y'all's resignations?
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My fren, Patriot @tomsearches at @RepBoebert @laurenboebert office in Pueblo today. He is a lifelong Republican.
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@RepBoebert Really stepped in it this time didn't ya. Pendeja.
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Two years ago, this house was a literal crack ppl, trap house, dead animals, toilet. Today, this is my view of my favorite room. This was my grandparents' house that I evicted squatters from. It really hits me sometimes that I worked my ass off. Hi, Wig! 🥰
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Say what you want about @GregAbbott_TX but I think it's brave that he's out here breaking the stereotype that disabled folks can't be assholes just like anybody else.
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Precisely.
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I'm spittin' bullets. So pissed. Gross, Pueblo. Disgusting, Giodone's. Shameful. @AdamForColorado I'll be there protesting her revolting presence. Pueblo is the key. Ignore me at your peril.
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Hey, Ugly @RepBoebert @laurenboebert you coming home for your two week break from doing jack shit? Wanna get drunk and fight about it? Hmu.
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Wow. Occasionally a whole new audience finds me, and it gets crazy. Hi! Yes, she knows about me. Yes, she's seen me. Yes, she keeps tabs on me. Yes, this really is her awful mother cackling at me after a long day of mocking Lauren to her face. Great day.
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OK, now everyone put on your golden shoes and red hats, take your Ivermectin, disown your family and friends, lose your job to own the libs, and any money you have left goes to keeping the only one who can save you out of prison. But, we're not a cult. #MAGACult
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She is such a gross, tiny, little goblin. I am 100% not surprised that these two are "friends". We'll see how THAT goes. 🐍🐍🐍
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@RealLyndaCarter Clearly, they don't know who they're messing with.
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I'm really touched 😏 by all the love and engagement I got today as just me. Now that my vendetta is a little less personal, I wondered if just being my wild ass self would go over well. I'm still going to drag her to hell, but I feel a lot more free. Hi. I'm NLB, but I am crazy.
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Gawddammit you guys. Now I have to take pictures washing in a public bathroom sink. Good thing my friends own a business, and I can clean it before I put my whole ass in the sink. And after, probably.
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Just like she denied vaping? Just like she said she was on a "first date" with Quinn committing sexually indecent acts in a crowded theater? On a first date? OK.
@KyleClark
Kyle Clark
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Boebert statement: “This is a sad situation for all that keeps escalating and another reason I’m moving. I didn’t punch Jayson in the face and no one was arrested. I will be consulting with my lawyer about the false claims he made against me and evaluate all of my legal options.”
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No filter, no mewing, just a bit of skin tint, some grey hairs, and 48 years of dirrrty livin'. Can't argue with the gay guy at the beauty store. She is living! Eat it, @laurenboebert leatherface biatch!
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@mtgreenee Just gonna keep dropping this because #MichaelRapaport is all of us.
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Patriots, I'm so sad about @AngeloBCollie It's because of him that I met so many of you. He always answered my messages, he always had my back, we laughed a lot. We were and are hermits, but we found good friends here, and I hope he knew how much we really did love him and Maggie
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@RepJackKimble Rapist. Rapist. Rapist. Rapist. Rapist. Rapist. Rapist. Rapist. Rapist in secula seculorum.
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My heart just grew three sizes. 🥹
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You know, @RepBoebert @laurenboebert there's nothing stopping me from changing my affiliation to R and giving you a whoopin'. Nothing at all.
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One disastrous post since Saturday, and no one, NO ONE has your six, sis. @RepBoebert @laurenboebert Flip and fade away. They're not going to protect you. Do what you do best. Burn it down, save yourself.
@Fire_Boebert
Fire Boebert #FireBoebert
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The fact that Fox News — which doesn’t usually report negative news about Republican politicians — is reporting negative news about Lauren Boebert is NOT a good sign for Lauren Boebert. 😀 #FireBoebert @AmericanMuck
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Top Seekret Dockyoumints. 🤫 @RepBoebert @laurenboebert
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Not Lauren Boebert Q-CO aka Blow Up Boebert
23 days
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! LAUREN BOEBERT WILL NOT BE PRIMARIED UNTIL JUNE! GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER! #BoebertCrimeFamily #Bobo #LaurenBoebert
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@BoebertQ
Not Lauren Boebert Q-CO aka Blow Up Boebert
6 months
Honey. @laurenboebert @RepBoebert if you're gonna go through the trouble of having gender affirming augmentation, at least have the vanity to put some spanx on dat ass. In for a penny, in for a pound.
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@BoebertQ
Not Lauren Boebert Q-CO aka Blow Up Boebert
1 month
@GuntherEagleman WARNING: I AM GUNMAN! TINY PENIS! PENIS GUN! GUN PENIS! MAGA! JESUS!
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@BoebertQ
Not Lauren Boebert Q-CO aka Blow Up Boebert
3 years
@patriottakes Pretty sure she was pregnant, and DID see the value in working over graduating. I get it. But she doesn't get that the very systems in place that she rails to protect (patriarchy), didn't protect her. She's a welfare recipient, good for me but not for thee. 1/2
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@BoebertQ
Not Lauren Boebert Q-CO aka Blow Up Boebert
10 days
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@BoebertQ
Not Lauren Boebert Q-CO aka Blow Up Boebert
3 months
Ever seen one of these? It's a Vaportini. I don't drink, but this thing vaporizes alcohol, and when you inhale it, it goes straight to your brain. Nice, temporary little buzz with no hangover. Novel way to be social once a year, and I didn't grope anyone or show my bewbs at all.
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@BoebertQ
Not Lauren Boebert Q-CO aka Blow Up Boebert
21 days
@RepBoebert Now do Breonna Taylor.
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