On a serious note my wife started a go fund me page tonight to save my 8 year old son's life. You see this little fucker broke my 70 inch big screen and I told his mother she has until the first day of football season to replace it or I'm going to kill him.
@BennyR11
BREAKING NEWS! 8 year old entrepreneur starting from zero earns enough to buy new 70 inch TV in a week selling his dad’s weed.
*Wife has to start another GoFundMe
Updating a previous story:
My wife has managed to save my son's life..... I received Email confirmation that the new big screen television is out for delivery and should be arriving at some point today. She cut it close, but managed to save her baby boy from near certain death