My, what a soft paw you have, Teddy. What a shame it would be if someone were to...shake it. Shake it hard. Until your guts spill out for Human to clean up."
๐จBREAKING NEWS๐จ Office dog and Chief Good Boi Officer Brownie is OFFICIALLY CANCER-FREE! He does not understand why we are excited, but he is pleased with the 300% increase in belly pets.