[ @LegendOfSpryte ] 𝑫𝒆𝒂𝒓 𝑱𝒐𝒖𝒓𝒏𝒂𝒍, SPRYTE SCARED THE 🤬ING PISS OUTTA ME WITH A BOMB LIKE DUDE GIMME THE HEADS-UP THAT IT’S ACTUALLY A PARTY BALL FIRST! I NEARLY SHAT MYSELF Y’KNOW! … But thank Hera I didn’t die. Spryte and I are still buds, but… Yeah.

[ @Drakosplatoon ] 𝑫𝒆𝒂𝒓 𝑱𝒐𝒖𝒓𝒏𝒂𝒍, After hours of flipping through a tome of chronicled tales from the Morphin Grid, Drako and I found something that 100% CLICKED with us both. Way of the Shark. Ya got your daily dose of kung-fu, and kickass dual sabers. A win-win.

[ @The1namedBliss ] (Chemical Alpha) 𝑫𝒆𝒂𝒓 𝑱𝒐𝒖𝒓𝒏𝒂𝒍, Alpha proved to be my first science teacher that made learning a blast. And get this; the guy quit teaching ages ago, but I say he’s still got it! …Now if only I can get better at talking him out of offing bad guys…

[ @EpicGamerBadnik ] 𝑫𝒆𝒂𝒓 𝑱𝒐𝒖𝒓𝒏𝒂𝒍, Ironically, the dude did not show up once yesterday when MegaArmor stole my Warp Ring… Not that I’m upset. I’m relieved, if anything. But I gotta be careful if I find a third Chaos Emerald… I might need to call the REAL Sonic.

[ @AlolanWrestler ] 𝑫𝒆𝒂𝒓 𝑱𝒐𝒖𝒓𝒏𝒂𝒍, I plan to visit Alola at some point this month and get in a sparring session with Incin. I can’t lie when I say I agreed on his wrestling critiques — I am getting sloppy and it’s gotta stop, especially with this month getting to me…

[ @braverascal__ ] 𝑫𝒆𝒂𝒓 𝑱𝒐𝒖𝒓𝒏𝒂𝒍, … I kinda regret telling Luigi about King Marshmallow and his dumb minion’s scheming — of course he’d freeze up at the mention, but… Like dude, I’m countin’ on ya to send that so-called “King” to the Shadow Realm! You’re number one!

[ @DGreenMii ] 𝑫𝒆𝒂𝒓 𝑱𝒐𝒖𝒓𝒏𝒂𝒍, So far, neither of us have spotted any of my old pals from Universe 34. No word of Fran, Lottie, Paige… Not even Coralee or Connor… I hope they’re safe — I don’t wanna lose anymore bonds… And that goes for you, Mii Bud — stay sharp.