All of them at best are a little off and at worst are just trash

Every single time I’m like oh maybe it will be good this time and it ISNT EVER GOOD. it’s just SUNBURNT BRITISH PEOPLE in TOGAS

Another hill I’ll die on: why is andromeda always played by a white woman, she’s from Abyssinia she should be a black woman

@Pinktrashtime I’m sick!!

@Akitron Watch the animated Hercules show. It’s the best we’ve got till Hollywood gets their shit together cause apparently Greek mythology is a very limited genre??

@Akitron The GOAT

@Akitron @MaraWilson Immortals is kinda great

@Akitron I agree, but i yam curious what you think of Harryhausen's offerings

@Akitron #Word

@Akitron @everyfan3417 Hey! What about Clash of the T-I'm sorry, I can't tweet this with a straight face.

@Akitron disney’s hercules???

@Akitron i remember the Odyssey miniseries being alright. But that's not a movie so your point stands.

@Akitron @MaraWilson SEAN BEAN SHOULD HAVE CONTINUED AS ODYSSEUS AFTER TROY. HE WAS PERFECT AS A WILY CUNNING MUTHAFUCKA

@Akitron @MaraWilson The original Clash of the Titans is going to rise from its celluloid ashes like a phoenix to light the OP here on fire.

@Akitron @MaraWilson You’ve obviously not seen this one.